Roastie asks me for help. If I was bluepilled, maybe I would. Times have changed.

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[–]basedandblackpilled[S] 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (7 children)

It's a no from me dawg. I'm not responding to her tbh.

[–]bald-janitor 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Based, always reject thots

[–]basedandblackpilled[S] 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

I overheard her speaking to the professor about how she could pass the class despite low exam scores. We have a final report due tomorrow, and she is now asking me if I can help her out of the ditch she has dug herself. Of course, she has no other business talking to me as she has never contacted me until now. I'm not ever simping to women again.

[–]bald-janitor 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Only help her if she give you a messy bj

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

i bet professor man said that to her

[–]bald-janitor 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

She rides him after every class. Thats why I wrote the poem in s/poetry

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

u/pastorjohnny would have helped her!

[–]PastorJohnny 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

when you call me an infidel, what purpose have you for speaking in my direction?

shouldnt you just run along and tend to your business?

my business is no longer your business.

[–]OPisaFAGGOT 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

just lead her on and tell you'll get it, but never actually delivering LOL

[–]Tylite 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

this

[–]LonelyHermit 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Please don't help her. You know better!

[–]darkclouds77 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

You should have asked for a handjob upfront