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[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

moses didn't talk much, sounds like an autist. He had his brother Aaron talk for him. Aaron might have been a chad so he was better to get roasties to buy into the new religion.

[–]letsgobish29[S] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

he hung out by himself playing with his tablet, he was obvs socially isolated by evil foids

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burning bush was obvious symbolism for an std ridden roast

[–]baldmanlet 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

makes sense, having sex is literally the spiritual DEATH!

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

if so pass the rope fren