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[–]letsgobish29[S] 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

also no doubt Moses and others would be called an 'incel' if he posted this today. remember boys, you walk among gods.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

moses didn't talk much, sounds like an autist. He had his brother Aaron talk for him. Aaron might have been a chad so he was better to get roasties to buy into the new religion.

[–]letsgobish29[S] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

he hung out by himself playing with his tablet, he was obvs socially isolated by evil foids

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

burning bush was obvious symbolism for an std ridden roast

[–]baldmanlet 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

makes sense, having sex is literally the spiritual DEATH!

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

if so pass the rope fren

[–]hybristophilia 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Moses got nothing on Lot.

Lot's wife turns into a pillar of salt, but Lot and his daughters escape to Zoar, and end up living in a cave in the mountains. In Genesis 19:30-38 Lot's daughters got their father drunk, and over two consecutive nights had sex with him without his knowledge. They both got pregnant.

[–]Prey_eyes 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Imagine some guy who lived in a fucking cave 1000 years ago had a better life then most of us here.

[–]bald-janitor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Muslims dont believe the inbreeding part tho

[–]Chad_the_Larp 0 insightful - 1 fun0 insightful - 0 fun1 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Muslims also believe beastiality is fine if it is Camels

[–]bald-janitor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

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[–]Prey_eyes 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

FUCKING LITTLE SOY CUCK MOSES.

100% THERE WAS A BULL DESTROYING HIS WIVES VAG WHEN HE WROTE THIS DUMB SHIT.