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[–]PURE_ARYAN_GENETICS 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

my sister desires only the highest quality penis, despite her old age, annoying behavior, mediocre looks and gaping hole. she demands at least 6'4" of height and basically tv personality tier status. if she manages to get pregnant with literally anyone before her frail old womb completely withers, I'd consider that a win honestly. but then again, I wouldn't want more people like her in the world, so who knows.

[–]FACEandLMS[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

How old is she roughly? Are we talking 30 or 40?

[–]PURE_ARYAN_GENETICS 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

36

[–]FACEandLMS[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

She is still high SMV. I'll PM you again when she's 46. Maybe by then she might settle for me.

LOL JK I'll be dead by then.