On Saturdays I make the wife and I eggs for breakfast

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    [–]Questionable 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    She's a bit young for him.

    [–]BISH 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    That's not his wife. That's the pussy.

    Scrat could spice up the eggs, with a side of nudes.

    [–]iamonlyoneman 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    *my wife and me

    [–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Today felt like a Saturday.