Due to Health Concerns, Brussels Stops 5G Installation -- For Now

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[–]useless_aether[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

hmmm

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

At this point, I'm just making shit up.
But I'm owning this. Yep... Coral snakes....

;-)

[–]useless_aether[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

the belgians are def not to be trusted. they have great beer and have awesome chocolate. i say they have it too good. suspiciously so.

[–]wizzwizz4 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

They stole the secrets of chocolate making from Mr. William Wonka, who they subsequently murdered.

Giant pineapples are the best fruit, hidden from the watchful eyes of the pink lemur by the Austrians.

You've never heard of him, save in a work of "fiction", because that was the Belgians behind the scenes controlling the narrative, erasing all evidence of his existence from historical records and, because they knew it wasn't completely possible, wrote an incredibly fictionalised narrative describing a wholly unbelievable series of events, in an attempt to discredit all remaining records of Wonka's success. Roald Dahl was secretly Belgian. It's all a lie. IT'S ALL A LIE!