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Biden Crumbles To Dust During State Of Union (Satire, but anyone who watched even parts of the State of the Union in 2024 could see Biden's declining physical and mental state)(theonion.com)

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Israel Assures It Doing Everything Possible To Minimize Civilians(theonion.com)

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Biden Urges Americans Not To Let Dangerous Online Rhetoric Humanize Palestinians(theonion.com)

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U.S. Warns A Gaza Ceasefire Would Only Benefit Humanity(theonion.com)

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The Onion: Israel Warns Gaza Still Harboring Hundreds Of Doctors(theonion.com)

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U.S. Warns A Gaza Ceasefire Would Only Benefit Humanity(theonion.com)

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Biden Urges Americans Not To Let Dangerous Online Rhetoric Humanize Palestinians (Satire from Onion)(theonion.com)

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U.S. Warns A Gaza Ceasefire Would Only Benefit Humanity(theonion.com)

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‘The Onion’ Stands With Israel Because It Seems Like You Get In Less Trouble For That(theonion.com)

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Pentagon Officials Panic After Chinese President Shows Up To Fight Them In Parking Lot(theonion.com)

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Feds Wistfully Gaze At Photo Of Hunter Biden’s Penis One Last Time Before Closing Investigation(theonion.com)

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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market(theonion.com)

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Report: Dad Proud Of You; He Won't Say It, But It's True(theonion.com)

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Conservatives Claim Hitler’s Nazi Allegiance Greatly Exaggerated(theonion.com)

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Trump Condemned For Giving Platform To CNN. “It was dangerous, irresponsible, and downright disgusting for President Trump to provide CNN with a large national audience like that,” said media critic Greg Polinsky.(theonion.com)

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The Onion goes full retard - fabricates a cringy, unfunny and pathetic “interview” with JKR.TRANSGENDER(theonion.com)

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War-Weary Americans Not Sure How Much Longer They Can Occasionally Glance At Headlines About Ukraine(theonion.com)

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Farewell to The Onion - now clearly captured by the alphabet people. Pretty bad really. Just looked at the homepage; The Onion stopped being funny years ago. The first thing to go when you become an ideological puritan is a sense of humor. You can feel the woke ideology behind whoever wrote that.(theonion.com)

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Farewell to The Onion - now clearly captured by the TQ+. Pretty bad really.Virtue Signaling(theonion.com)

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ABC Reveals All ‘GMA’ Anchors Have Been Castrated(theonion.com)

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FDA Warns Tying Penis Into Knot Only Prevents 73% Of Pregnancies(theonion.com)

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‘So You Brought Home A White Girl, Huh?’ Say Skeptical White Parents To White Son(theonion.com)

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Newly Upgraded Tesla AI Makes Fart Noise Any Time It Runs Over Child - The Onion(theonion.com)

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China Threatens To Retaliate For Pelosi’s Taiwan Trip By Letting Her Return Safely(theonion.com)

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‘It’s So Nice To Finally Meet One Of Pete’s Work Friends,’ Says Chasten Buttigieg To Traffic Cone(theonion.com)

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