In political civil strife, the side with NSA tools wins

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[–]Site_rly_sux 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

It's really, really pathetic, that you think your lack of sex life is relevant to the national security of the USA.

What a truly pathetic garbage person you must be, to think your fivehead conspiritard posting is important to the national security of United States.

What a pathetic maniac. The more pathetic you get, the more you feel like your lack of pussy is important to the DHS - the LESS relevant and important you get to The System.

[–]MrHand[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

This is a fed monitoring my internet communication. eat a bullet asshole

[–]Site_rly_sux 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

Yes, the United States federal government would grind to a halt if agents weren't monitoring your posts.

Can you imagine (obviously not) how Congress and Quantico and... Annapolis Naval Academy would still manage to function, if they didn't have people permanently assigned to read your posts?

PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW that MrHand wrote

Just imagine the sheer horror of a jewess feminist dyke having government power over incels

People need to know that.

How would the government regulate the watershed in Minnesota if they didn't know MrHand was afraid of the government knowing about his lack of sex life

How would we conduct international treaties? Would airplanes drop out of he sky? Surely it would be an all out international war if the government FOR ONE SECOND dropped their round the clock effort preventing you from getting laid

What a fucking psycho

No wonder women run a mile

I can smell your cumstains from here

[–]MrHand[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

notice the overwrought and unnecessary sarcasm. fed gonna fed (they're privy to my digital communication.) a normal person might a little skeptical or even just ignore my post but this fed gonna write a novel about how unbelievable what I'm claiming is. =D

[–]Site_rly_sux 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Let's video chat then. If you really thought you had just called out a fed then you'd jump at the chance to prove it.

Let's video chat on discord or whatsapp or whichever you prefer. You said the feds already are watching your connections so what's the risk?

I will show you around my house. You can satisfy yourself that I'm not a fed.

If you don't want to take the offer that would give you proof, then you can never call me a fed on saidit again. If you really thought I was a fed then you would absolutely go on a video chat with me, to confirm your suspicions.

So, there's no reason you'd refuse to video chat with me. Let's do it whenever you're ready. I am confident that after we video chat, you'll be certain that I am not a fed.

[–]MrHand[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

you know i'm not inclined to do that sort of thing. in conclusion, you're a dissembling fed.

[–]Site_rly_sux 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

If you truly thought I was a fed then you would leap at the chance to confirm your theory.

I can only conclude that your insistence is performative, it's a performance you're putting on. You're, falsely, playing the part of a character who thinks I am a fed.

We can tell that it's false, because if it was a true belief, you would positively leap at the chance to have a face-to-face with your imagined persecutor.

So ..the question for saidit is - why? Why is he falsely putting on a performance? Who even does that - who comes onto boards like saidit, makes a few token posts using all the right words, and then puts on a big-anti-government fake performance? Who does that? I'll tell you who - agent provocateurs. QED my friend, it's now totally proven, I have just demonstrated completely to everyone that actually YOU are the fed invading our shitty community

[–]MrHand[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

for anyone reading this is my twitter and the chronicle of my experience under the CVE program

https://twitter.com/WrongedIncel

[–]Site_rly_sux 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Ah, the blog of a guy who thinks the government is monitoring his participation in forums for dudes who can't get laid. This is perfect, thanks, I'm going to check in all the time on what other megalomaniac nonsense your mental illness is making you think today

There was a recent tweet where you complained "I'm just so tired of the government monitoring my lack of pussy" that I found really hilarious. It's especially funny because you thought something about your pathetic life was FUNDAMENTALLY important to the running of the world. I just found that really funny.

Then I saw another tweet where you said "imagine being one of the pussy-dripping federal agents who get all the women, and spending your time monitoring me, a dry stanking weeb"

I found that one really funny, because your mental illness made you imagine that your imaginary enemy was getting all the girls, neatly tying all your fake victimisation fetishes all together.

It's really funny to see you mentally lose any grip on reality on twitter live, thanks for sharing, I'll definitely be checking in. Not because I'm the government but because this is hilariously pathetic, you gross disgusting cumstained balding fat dude

[–]MrHand[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

haha, stfu i didn't say that. readers can judge for themselves. you're a fed intent on invalidating my claims. your persistence itself is evidence.