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[–]humancorpse 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

I AM AN UNLICENSED INTERNET DOCTOR.

[–]fruqqus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

I have a penis, does that means I was a woman but was mutilated?

[–]humancorpse 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

as i said, i am a surgeon and i am a white witch.. let me just say this... do what i say or i will turn you into a frog.

ok, having said that.. the penis is coming off.. you never really used it.. it just gets in the way of your pocket change.. and dont you really enjoy sitting down to pee anyways?

i tried to tell you that i am a DOCTOR.

now, we are going to do something custom for you.. (a) when the penis comes off, you will not be getting a vagina.. nope.. we are going to plumb all of your bodily fluids straight out your butthole.

it kinda makes ya hear music, doesnt it..

it just seems more natural.

i know.. i am a doctor.

your fee for this operation will be five million dollars.

you can thank me later.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1-TrAvp_xs

[–]fruqqus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Seems like your banned from reddit for your folklore threats.

[–]humancorpse 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

shhh.. i am transgendered on reddit.. nobody knows about my double life here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xarC2S3t_FI

[–]fruqqus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

It's actually pretty cool story but the mentally ill have their ways to make the truth be disgusting for some reason. Like they already called the dwarves. Little oes he know he was one of the people she was talking about.

[–]humancorpse 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I dont understand