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[deleted] 13 insightful - 11 fun13 insightful - 10 fun14 insightful - 11 fun 1 year ago

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Musky 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun 1 year ago

It's the Ressur-erection, on the 3rd day it rose again.

EternalSunset 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun 1 year ago

Very stylish. How can I commission such a burial style for myself?

carn0ld03 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun 1 year ago

Fertility and virility were a serious deal for those Egyptian elites. The Victorians would lop off the penises of the male statues and cover the nude women. Apparently, this came about because the royals were so inbred by the time Tutankhamen came around that they would do insane things to try and get an erection because they had developed a variety of adverse hereditary physical conditions due generations of inbreeding.

Tutankhamen's predecessor, Aten Neferneferuaten, and his suspected father, Akhenaten, were both physically deformed men oftentimes with reliefs and statues made to have bodies that more closely resembled a woman's than a mans. However, it could also be argued that during this time, psychotic women suffering sexual dysphoria were in charge of Egypt and they demanded to be documented as males, despite actually being female. All around, these were weird people. It's a good thing that their civilization is among the sands of time.

LarrySwinger2 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun 1 year ago

Much of that is down to the supposed curse of Tutankhamun, caused by the sudden death of many of the archaeological team led by Lord Carnarvon and Howard Carter that found the boy king’s body.

Sounds like a coverup of something.

1Icemonkey 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 1 year ago

Have you ever seen a North African moslem that wasn’t a rape ape?

[deleted] 10 insightful - 4 fun10 insightful - 3 fun11 insightful - 4 fun 1 year ago

I'm pretty certain the Egyptian Pharaohs predate Islam by a substantial amount of time

1Icemonkey 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 1 year ago

All the more proof that “Muh dick” is deeply entrenched in they kulcha!

Alphix 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun 1 year ago

Ancient Egyptian nobility were WHITE.

LarrySwinger2 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun 1 year ago

It's futile to try and teach him, he's a monkey.

[deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 1 year ago

Ancient Egyptian nobility were WHITE.

I would qualify this a bit. It depends on your definition of 'whiteness' which people seem to have different ideas about. They most certainly had the mutations for light skin and blue eyes, but these people were not descended from or the ancestors of Indo-European/Aryans.

[deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 1 year ago

Entertainment mag lads. I don't believe the sources given and people interviewed.

How could they get a dead guy even get erect anyway to embalm him.

EternalSunset 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 1 year ago

They probably pumped it full of embalming liquid or something.

HibikiBlack 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 1 year ago

Wha...