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Toddlers are superior to Donald Trump in all ways, but they share one trait with the old man: A tendency to veer wildly between throwing tantrums or crashing into naps.(salon.com)

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Questionable 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun 17 days ago

It's funny because orange man.

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-changes-trump-made-in-the-god-bless-the-usa-bible/

10 Changes Trump Made In The 'God Bless The USA' Bible:

  1. Moses has to hold up the American flag so Israelites can win in battle: Waving Old Glory gives the Hebrews the victory.

  2. Proverbs is replaced with a collection of Trump's finest tweets: A book full of wisdom, 280 characters at a time.

  3. The New Testament now includes the full text of Trump: The Art of the Deal: The two greatest books in history are now together in one volume.

  4. Joseph's colorful coat is orange: A very beautiful orange. People loved the orange coat. Everyone says so.

  5. Jesus is betrayed by a kiss from Mike Pence: Never trusted Pence. Short guy, fly on head. Not trustworthy.

  6. All biblical villains now have nicknames: Including "Phony Pharaoh," "Nasty Nebuchadnezzar," and "Lyin' Lucifer."

  7. The first apostle Jesus calls is Ben Franklin: Put down your kite and follow me!

  8. 23rd Psalm replaced with lyrics to "American Pie": Such a beautiful song. Let's Make Psalm 23 Great Again!

  9. Ravens feed Elijah by bringing him a Big Mac and fries: God provides the best food for His people.

  10. Jesus doesn't die in this one: People prefer stories where the hero doesn't die.

UncleWillard56 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 17 days ago

Toddlers are superior to all politicians because they grow out of it.