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All time champion community note. Will never be topped.(x.com)

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Musky 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun 5 months ago

That's great! When I saw that PETA post pre-community notes I was thinking turkeys were omnivores but wasn't sure.

Gravl 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun 5 months ago

they don't eat metal

I fed a turkey my stainless dildo and he didn't like it

CheeseWizard 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun 5 months ago

Careful, if you make PETA angry they will take it on animals and kill even more of them in the shelters than they already do.

iamonlyoneman 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun 5 months ago

If they even make it to the shelter. Member the kill van? https://www.whypetaeuthanizes.org/death-squad/

iamonlyoneman 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 5 months ago

I can guarantee that image is gooning material from some degenerate's stash

HiddenFox 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 5 months ago

My old man use to have a turkey business back in the 80s. Around 300 birds a year he would raise and slaughter for Christmas sales. Had, nasty work.

One thing I remember as I was a kid back then was turkeys would form clicks with each other and if there was an odd bird out who didn't find a click, the others would eventually gang up and attack him, pecking him to death. Talk about a slow shitty was to go...