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Trump To Be Indicted For Removing Mattress Tag In 1997(babylonbee.com)

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Bonn1770 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun 1 year ago

Trump is history's greatest monster!

chottohen 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun 1 year ago

My mother was such a straight arrow that we had all those huge tags on every cushion, sofa, pillow. It was maddening.

BISH[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun 1 year ago

I want a couch made of those tags.

They seem to say clean.

Soloninja 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun 1 year ago

I would believe this

dicknipples 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 1 year ago

Reason #3,684,721 that he should be on death row, sharing a cell with John Coffey

JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun 1 year ago

Zealot.

dicknipples 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 1 year ago

Gimp.

passionflounder 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun 1 year ago

In our fair and just system of fair justice the guilty Trump will have his chance to prove that he's innocent before he's found guilty and sentenced to a long prison sentence.