As a man, I can confirm we indeed can piss, shit, fart, pick our noses, bite our nails, check messages/sports results, listen to the radio, knock one out and sand the windowsill all in one sit down. Now please wash your hands.(reddit.com)
Someone needs to tell the ventriloquist’s dummy that the chances they haven’t been “clocked” is minimal and the fact that no one mentions it is because most men don’t hang about to chat in the toilet.
