My parents tried to exorcise the demons that were ‘making me gay’

submitted by [deleted] from (nypost.com)

sorted by:
top
newinsightfulfun
you are viewing a single comment's thread.

view the rest of the comments →

[–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Not only did they fail, they actually made him 25% Gayer. If crappy food and a constant onslaught of chemicals were enough to make you Gay, heterosexuals would have died out by the end of the 1950s. If soy could make you Gay, my whole family would be Gay based on all the Chinese food we ate when I was a child.

The hotness of men made him Gay, and that’s that.