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[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

Hey Harley! Happy New Year!

[–]harley 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (9 children)

my name is harley. harley. harley.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (8 children)

I understand. I have obviously confused you for someone else.

Wanna get drunk on a boat?

[–]harley 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (7 children)

i expect that my fees are to be paid in advance.

i am running a special on hand jobs until friday.

fifteen bucks.

i honor all competitors coupons.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

Wife bruised my cock, I want to let him heal. Otherwise, totally.

[–]harley 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

i will put you down for a backorder handjob.

[–]Trajan 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Do you have an instalment plan?

[–]harley 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

a penny a year works for me.

[–]Trajan 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Let me review my budget to ensure I won't default on that. I know margins are thin for small businesses and I want to do right by you.

[–]harley 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

we can do a little creative financing.. most people are familiar with NET30 terms, but we have something that we call NET99 where you have a balloon payment due in 99 years.

you credit is good with us.