What does it mean to be "Reddit trans"?

alladd

the implication that all trans girls are horny all the time and that we'll start making out with each other as soon we're left alone

#dudesrule #justguystuff

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That's it. It's over. Blow up Germany. Dissect it and give it to neighboring countries.

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That's like legalizing some murder because of the awkwardness of having to be the one who finds the body and calls 911.

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The problem is narcissism. These people don't realize that as long as they hate themselves and keep trying fake identities to convince people to like them that they can never have a normal healthy relationship because the other person will always either be 1) attracted to the fake version of them [a chaser] or 2) in love with the actual them, which runs at odds with their super fake trans persona [a transphobe]. Obviously no one can ever love them "as a trans person" since trans is fake and that identity is phony.

They have set it up so there's no way to win. These people are professional victims.

alladd

So much creativity on display, and yet they just can't wrap their head around the idea of taking the word "lesbian" out of that equation. That one has to stay.

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Porn addict gleefully describes the campaign of advanced gaslighting he is waging on his soon to be ex-wife as a consequence of her quite accurate perception of him.

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It's funny how often trans ideology forces its followers to engage in cognitive dissonance. You can even see some of them in the comments (they'd be banned on r/MtF, of course) admitting that, yeah, there's technically no way to tell if any trans person isn't actually just a huge pervert, but then they just power through that uncomfortable thought and go "oh well, I'm sure that problem will sort itself out".

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You have to wonder if at least his intended audience enjoyed this.

One guy somewhere who desperately needed a shit covered dildo taking an anti-Islam stance in order to bust his nut and he's been suffering for weeks, months, years until he finally sees this and he just starts crying. "It's so beautiful. God provides".

This guy isn't a career politician. He cares about the little guy.

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When I read stuff like "Let’s fight for our civil rights. Let’s make the world a BETTER place" it rings so hollow, and I know that's because this guy has never once in his life thought of anyone but himself, and is just vapidly repeating phrases he knows have been successfully used to manipulate people.

alladd

Yes you do, bro. You know exactly what you're doing. Keeping a lock on that bottom shelf, F-tier pussy. You keep it, dude. That's all yours.

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Oh sure, but Sonic can eat all the greasy, fatty, unhealthy chili dogs he wants and no one says a motherfuckin' thing.

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JK Rowling said: When I was young all the football managers were straight, white, middle-aged blokes, so it's fantastic to see how much things have changed

Technically speaking she didn't misgender them at all; YOU all did by drawing the comparison automatically. Which, LOL, fucking retards, way to admit you're all thinking it too.

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Lol "transpassing is a cess pit"

Yeah I'm sure anywhere you might actually encounter an honest opinion is Hell to you.

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Yeah this is the end result of all these woo-bitch-serve-cunt-you-go-girlboss white feminist "sex workers" that do nothing but send bathwater or feet photos to timid freaks online but never actually physically have to interact with them trying to "normalize sex work" to their own benefit while people who actually get physically fucked multiple times a day by aggressive socially maladjusted strangers are thrown under the bus. No one cares about actual hookers. Society is all but saying they're walking Fleshlights and just as easily disposed and this is one more step to making that known.

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people who work hard and work odd hours and just have more money than they do time to get out and mingle

I highly doubt this is a hooker-buying demographic. Even at my most busy and least-laid I never once felt so low about myself that I considered paying another human being to let me penetrate them.

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Yeah after a point it's like feeling bad for a criminal. Like yeah now that you're in jail you seem really aware that crime is bad.

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I can't imagine things are looking good for her on the career front. It was probably already sort of shaky ground to be on - to be a twee lesbian in a post-Obama world, one that really doesn't ever want to hear another Moldy Peaches song on a ukelele for as long as we all live. Slim pickings for a manic pixie dream girl like her. That's why Zooey shaved her bangs and literally disappeared off the face of the planet.

Once Umbrella Academy wraps up she's basically going to be stuck either getting pigeonholed in trans man roles (a ticking clock of a genre if there ever was one, the first time anyone sees a movie trying to portray the strength and courage of a pooner it's going to result in widespread mockery) or worse, getting "male-coded" roles where she's obviously a woman and the producers are just throwing her a bone and checking a box on a form for a tax break.

Best thing would be to get out of showbiz altogether, but then she'll lose the predatory, parasitic "support system" that turned her into Burn Gorman Jr. in the first place, and what will she even be then, without another's eyes to perceive and define her?

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It's truly sad that this generation has basically given up on education or awareness of sexual assault and has just fully allowed the inevitable maladaptations of the next wave of sexual assault victims to be normalized and encouraged. Like, score one for the rapists, goddamn. Talk about power.

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It was the transphobia!!!1

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God, TIMs are nasty but pooners are just fucking sad. Chubby fujo wants to wear her rubber weenie to scare boys away from touching her ever again but she has literally zero self-awareness so she's just creeping kids the fuck out instead. Hey, I'll give her credit - that's pretty male of her.

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There was a KF post on this like yesterday about the Haus of Decline guy. Apparently feeling like a loner, or misunderstood, is now a "trans theme", with notably only trans people having a fixed, absolute solution to this otherwise perpetual existential problem we all face.

No but seriously. How cute is it that trans people think they're the only ones who feel out of place, AND think they have a cure for it?

alladd

So. Much. Fucking. Cope. Holy shit.

You're crying because you know your roommate is right. That's why you're on Reddit asking to be lied to. You know exactly what you are and no amount of playing pretend or lying to yourself or creatively adjusting the meaning of words is going to change that. You're a fucking man.

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I think it's hard for them to notice what's obvious from the outside because they've all been depressed pretty much their entire lives. Every community they've been a part of has been like that and they probably think that's just what life is like.

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Ain't no fucking way they are using dental dams. Nobody has used dental dams for anything other than making jokes about how gross dental dams are in like 50 years. They're fucking LARPing needing supplies.

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