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https://www.invidio.us/watch?v=RAA1xgTTw9w
Most people are afraid of me (even my own father). I'm scary.
No one cares.
I'm not saying it's perfect, but have you considered Reuters?
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This guy? He has the economic predictive power of Karl Marx. Why anyone would listen to him is beyond me.
https://www.youtuberepeater.com/watch?v=zTviHxsSrUs
It's funnier than that: he played a fictional President of Ukraine in a comedy show for four years before launching a political party with the name of his show.
It's like if in America, someone who'd been a joke-president in The Onion launched The Onion Party and won the election.
It works for Wikipedia.
A huge list of rules fails for, say, the United States of America, because the ruleset is 250,000 pages long. But a message board should be governable by, say, 2 pages of guidelines without running into those rules.
How would you feel about a longer list of cultural norms and guidelines for SaidIt (like what Wikipedia has), so we could add things like this as they come up. "Avoid lazy meme posts that don't source their information"