My big cucumber(imgur.com)
That's quite the girth! The ladies must love you.
EXTRA THICC
Real ladies only go go for the real thing.
Buying wine and a cucumber is pure "after-work" frustration, i suppose.
But: Happens all the time... i know, i know.
Without an object of known size or a ruler pictured next to the incredible edible there is no way to judge its size. It could be a dwarf cucumber and we would never know.
