There hasn't been a post on here in over 24 hours, so I feel obligated to keep this sub alive somehow, even if many of the things on here are troll posts. This is a "fuck it, why not?" light-hearted question.
You just got killed by a flying toilet seat that exploded from a space shuttle reentering orbit. But you get to come back to life! Which one would you rather be if these were your only three options for a reincarnated body?
