Don't knock it 'til you're tried it.

My glorious future means the always compassionate, kind, and fair Democrats are always in charge. They protect our speech and freedoms for us- safely holding them so that there's no Republican damage to them when they wisely decide we can use them.

They also curate and protect the truth- which is defined by a panel of experts. We will be protected from dangerous and deadly misinformation- which everyone will be barred from writing or speaking. Trading in it will be a very serious crime. This is necessary to protect our freedom of speech- again safely kept for us by Democrats whose perfect judgement will determine when we're allowed to use it.

They will successfully identify the biggest threat to our survival, pandemic. Luckily they will implement the strictest masking and distancing protocols to prevent it because we're all in this together (exclusions will apply). Universal Digital ID will enable every individual to be tracked and together with a purchase passport, the ability to make climate-damaging transactions will be curtailed.

And for entertainment, a yearly vote will take place as to the designated Republican to be executed on live TV. Every citizen will be mandated to watch. Voting and Execution days will both be holidays.

Glorious!