Florida officials ask local perverts to stop interrupting horny manatees by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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You don't have to ask me twice, balls deep in manatee!

Do do doo, come on and Zombeh conga! 🧟🧟🧟🕺 by [deleted] in whatever

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🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🕺

If you had to choose one Saiditor to be thrown in a volcano, who would you pick? by yellabit in AskSaidIt

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Aren't you in a volcano?

If you had to choose one Saiditor to be thrown in a volcano, who would you pick? by yellabit in AskSaidIt

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So you can be disowned twice?

If you had to choose one Saiditor to be thrown in a volcano, who would you pick? by yellabit in AskSaidIt

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Having a pussy still better than being a pussy bruh

should i become a bounty hunter? by yelgy in AskSaidIt

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Oh no, the potato hunter is out to get me, aaaah....

If you had to choose one Saiditor to be thrown in a volcano, who would you pick? by yellabit in AskSaidIt

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Had volcano written all over you

should i become a bounty hunter? by yelgy in AskSaidIt

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Feet chopping is more fun, try running now fucker!

If you had to choose one Saiditor to be thrown in a volcano, who would you pick? by yellabit in AskSaidIt

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You were a disappointment

should i become a bounty hunter? by yelgy in AskSaidIt

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Seems overly complicated and expensive doing all these DNA tests. Could just catch your Bounty's with a trap or by removing their feet.

If you had to choose one Saiditor to be thrown in a volcano, who would you pick? by yellabit in AskSaidIt

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Me muh fucker, it's me

how is everyone feeling about yellabit by yelgy in AskSaidIt

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No problemo, bro-hoe

should i become a bounty hunter? by yelgy in AskSaidIt

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How will you prove you got the bounty if they mushed up to a pulp with a Morningstar? Could be any old mush.

If you had to choose one Saiditor to be thrown in a volcano, who would you pick? by yellabit in AskSaidIt

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yamomma, don't you know who yamomma is?

should i become a bounty hunter? by yelgy in AskSaidIt

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Maybe. What would be your weapon of choice?

how is everyone feeling about yellabit by yelgy in AskSaidIt

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Nah

If you had to choose one Saiditor to be thrown in a volcano, who would you pick? by yellabit in AskSaidIt

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yobbit sounds like a decent guy

would you rather fuck joe biden or a really sexy cow? by yelgy in Ask

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BEEF

why is it "yellabit" and not "yelabbit" by yelgy in AskSaidIt

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incel, bro