Florida officials ask local perverts to stop interrupting horny manatees by [deleted] in NotTheOnion
[–]yamomma 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
You don't have to ask me twice, balls deep in manatee!
why is it "yellabit" and not "yelabbit" by yelgy in AskSaidIt
[–]yamomma 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Do do doo, come on and Zombeh conga! 🧟🧟🧟🕺 by [deleted] in whatever
[–]yamomma 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 11 months ago (0 children)
If you had to choose one Saiditor to be thrown in a volcano, who would you pick? by yellabit in AskSaidIt
[–]yamomma 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Aren't you in a volcano?
So you can be disowned twice?
Having a pussy still better than being a pussy bruh
should i become a bounty hunter? by yelgy in AskSaidIt
Oh no, the potato hunter is out to get me, aaaah....
Had volcano written all over you
Feet chopping is more fun, try running now fucker!
You were a disappointment
Seems overly complicated and expensive doing all these DNA tests. Could just catch your Bounty's with a trap or by removing their feet.
Me muh fucker, it's me
how is everyone feeling about yellabit by yelgy in AskSaidIt
No problemo, bro-hoe
How will you prove you got the bounty if they mushed up to a pulp with a Morningstar? Could be any old mush.
yamomma, don't you know who yamomma is?
Maybe. What would be your weapon of choice?
yobbit sounds like a decent guy
would you rather fuck joe biden or a really sexy cow? by yelgy in Ask