"god cis gay men exhaust me with their masc-obsessed superficiality"

wafflegaff · 2021-05-04T07:20:59+00:00

I feel so sorry for satirists in 2021. All the good jokes are taken.

wafflegaff · 2021-04-13T03:21:54+00:00

Just make it a support group for people to explore their past wrongs toward others and hold each other accountable for attempting to right those wrongs when feasible. You'll never see a TRA within a thousand miles of it.

wafflegaff · 2021-05-04T16:58:26+00:00

It's clownphobia, and how dare you.

wafflegaff · 2022-01-29T05:25:54+00:00

I don’t like using language that clearly sets me apart from a cis man.

Well...

wafflegaff · 2021-11-04T20:56:22+00:00

How heterospecial.

wafflegaff · 2020-12-31T02:19:46+00:00

"He jumped out of the stranger's van once he realized it wasn't free candy that he would be getting."

wafflegaff · 2020-09-07T13:01:23+00:00

Been pining for that decade myself. Will let you know when I find the time machine.

wafflegaff · 2020-07-30T23:56:18+00:00

Because they just haven't met the right ladydick yet.

wafflegaff · 2022-11-06T22:15:37+00:00

We're gonna need a bigger asylum.

wafflegaff · 2022-03-22T06:41:53+00:00

As they say on Reddit, username checks out.

wafflegaff · 2022-03-21T06:13:24+00:00

The Schadenfreude is strong with this one.

wafflegaff · 2021-11-10T13:59:48+00:00

Came here to say this. Release him already. Give the poor guy a break, his attempt to accommodate her cognitive dissonance can be laid to rest now.

I bet he mourns this until lunchtime.

wafflegaff · 2021-10-17T04:29:37+00:00

My first thought after "ew" was "I'm glad they are so diligent about wearing special plumage so that they can be easily avoided on sight."

wafflegaff · 2021-04-12T15:16:57+00:00

It's a fine line.

wafflegaff · 2021-03-22T06:42:10+00:00

Probably threatened to cancel someone for being transphobic if they weren't admitted to law school.

wafflegaff · 2020-12-16T04:15:25+00:00

His book

Rather amusingly, Google Translate misgendered Abigail as male.

wafflegaff · 2020-12-08T08:04:57+00:00

Another said: “I mean it’s definitely nice to have an option since I never have one, but does suck that the ‘them’ section is a photo of multiple people instead of a non-binary model.”

Okay I'll bite. Does that mean there can never be photographs with multiple non-binary people in them? Does using "they" correctly to refer to a group of NBs somehow constitute invalidation? /s

wafflegaff · 2020-12-04T07:02:35+00:00

Pistols at dawn.

wafflegaff · 2021-11-16T06:31:20+00:00

Tumblr and Twitter: For when you are feeling inadequate because you haven't made it to the big time yet, i.e. the sex offender registry.

wafflegaff · 2021-11-14T07:13:03+00:00

Something else they don't understand: How long a week is.

https://lgbtqa.unl.edu/awareness-days

NOVEMBER

Native American Indian/Alaska Native Heritage Month

First two full weeks in November: | Transgender Awareness Week

November 8 | Intersex Day of Remembrance

November 20 | International Transgender Day of Remembrance

November 25 | International Day for the Elimination of Violence Against Women

The juxtaposition of those last two is a bit ironic at this point.

wafflegaff · 2021-10-06T22:31:34+00:00

Someone should tell them they have to turn off their devices because the light from their screens might be seen during incoming air raids.

wafflegaff · 2021-05-08T18:44:59+00:00

¯_(ツ)_/¯

wafflegaff · 2020-12-28T22:49:58+00:00

Harming your attractiveness to others and then trying to draft the unwilling via an evolution argument is an example of natural selection in progress.

wafflegaff · 2020-12-24T03:40:11+00:00

I can't.

They seem very proud of their new fur, though.

wafflegaff · 2020-12-10T06:28:33+00:00

I picture a flasher standing on a sidewalk who isn't just flashing people, but also trying to sell them fake Rolexes, and wondering why (s)he isn't getting a good reception.

wafflegaff · 2020-08-25T01:53:36+00:00

I'm pleased by the fact that I basically have no idea what any of this means, and plan to keep it that way. But it's fun to watch them fight about the usual dick-proliferation problem.

wafflegaff · 2022-10-04T22:36:01+00:00

I picked the "humor" flair because we don't have a "FFS" flair.

wafflegaff · 2022-09-12T09:43:51+00:00

Wanker.

wafflegaff · 2022-05-24T20:24:36+00:00

Or "womxn."

Next time someone says that I'm going to respond with "blxw me."

wafflegaff · 2022-05-17T19:44:16+00:00

Logic.

This is all it needs to be called for any of us, L, G, or B. The Logic Ceiling.

wafflegaff · 2022-03-10T10:59:16+00:00

Get off our lawn.

wafflegaff · 2021-10-19T22:57:58+00:00

That looks like it was written by an AI that read too many TRA tweets.

wafflegaff · 2021-04-25T09:12:19+00:00

it's borderline pathological

Quite literally.

Between this and NPD you can explain 99% of this BS.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK430883/#article-27054.s6

wafflegaff · 2021-04-17T01:09:27+00:00

It's a trendy new concept.

wafflegaff · 2021-04-12T15:15:36+00:00

Underachieving people hawking shitty products have existed for millennia.

wafflegaff · 2021-04-06T18:57:49+00:00

b) Even though I am effectively a straight woman, I will refuse to date any straight man, because that would be 'invalidating'.

This is just a variation on "I won't date another trans person, because it would trigger my dysphoria." Basically she just doesn't want anyone operating in a verifiable reality to be close to her.

wafflegaff · 2021-04-05T01:34:29+00:00

Kindergarten, with a sex drive.

wafflegaff · 2021-03-22T06:37:28+00:00

Stick to lawyering, cupcake. (Well, no, basket weaving in a sanatorium sounds more appropriate.)

wafflegaff · 2020-12-07T11:18:54+00:00

Hmm, that's cute. Let's consult an encyclopedia about this. For anyone who didn't catch this, "pomo" is short for postmodern.

https://www.britannica.com/topic/postmodernism-philosophy

"Postmodernism, also spelled post-modernism, in Western philosophy, a late 20th-century movement characterized by broad skepticism, subjectivism, or relativism; a general suspicion of reason; and an acute sensitivity to the role of ideology in asserting and maintaining political and economic power."

General suspicion of reason—check
An acute sensitivity to the role of ideology in asserting and maintaining political and economic power—check

Through the looking glass for number two, of course.

wafflegaff · 2020-09-10T03:33:30+00:00

No, sorry. We need all the reality-based LGB people to stick around.

wafflegaff · 2020-08-30T22:31:12+00:00

It's not only in the bathroom where dicks seem to result in a lot of bad aim.

wafflegaff · 2023-06-02T11:12:06+00:00

Trying to read that was weird. So I stopped.

wafflegaff · 2023-03-16T07:15:54+00:00

"Trans+"? Sounds promising. Maybe they're starting to forget we exist finally?

Yeah yeah, no chance, but I had to dream for a minute.

wafflegaff · 2023-03-04T06:15:14+00:00

I love AFAB trans women. Perfect.

wafflegaff · 2022-05-23T05:50:58+00:00

That can be solved by requiring them to pee out of said dick. See how long that delusion lasts then.

wafflegaff · 2022-03-22T20:20:40+00:00

anything phallic in shape that can be used for sex

Time to start sending unsolicited dick pics of carrots and cucumbers to the TRAs. Surely that's close enough!

wafflegaff · 2021-12-08T10:55:18+00:00

I'm a bit of a beast.

He's moving on to hooves next.

wafflegaff · 2021-12-06T11:50:25+00:00

I don't normally wish a good beatdown on anyone, but when I do...

wafflegaff · 2021-12-04T14:32:43+00:00

I think I spotted one or two fleeing in the distance.

wafflegaff · 2021-11-25T07:11:48+00:00

The world is too dumb for us.

wafflegaff · 2021-11-19T15:33:16+00:00

These two seem like the characters who would result if Monty Python lampooned this nonsense.

wafflegaff · 2021-11-18T01:41:04+00:00

Indeed, they should be saying "sexual orientation" instead. Also, sounds like a pool party is in order!

wafflegaff · 2021-11-08T10:35:33+00:00

I'm stifling a laugh right now so I don't wake the neighborhood.

I know people who have this nonsense in their immediate families. I also know people who are this nonsense in their immediate families. Who wants to live under the constant threat of sneezing incorrectly and your relative responding by starting World War III?

wafflegaff · 2021-10-31T08:31:41+00:00

Hey, lay off Tori. As Twitter noted: Weird Al Yankovic. (Sorry, Weird Al!)

wafflegaff · 2021-10-29T08:42:36+00:00

They probably order espresso drinks the same way.

wafflegaff · 2021-10-26T08:03:36+00:00

<grabs a fork, pours that post into a bowl and covers it with vinaigrette>

We heard you like halls of mirrors so we put some halls of mirrors in your halls of mirrors.

wafflegaff · 2021-10-22T10:38:06+00:00

In related news: https://imgur.com/a/6HPGCxo

wafflegaff · 2021-10-17T04:30:09+00:00

They really do think they are EDGY.

https://media.giphy.com/media/OHMkK8zl9fvSU/giphy.gif

wafflegaff · 2021-10-11T14:12:00+00:00

Lord knows they don’t have trouble making themselves heard.

Just repeating this for emphasis.

wafflegaff · 2021-10-11T11:33:19+00:00

Possibly not a world in this solar system, though.

wafflegaff · 2021-05-08T19:38:59+00:00

Or your dildo...

wafflegaff · 2021-05-05T07:14:27+00:00

Or...he IS a cotton candy machine...

wafflegaff · 2021-04-25T09:19:48+00:00

Sort of sounds like they are mad that we've colonized our own bodies.

wafflegaff · 2021-04-25T09:16:37+00:00

And maybe some DBT?

https://www.verywellmind.com/dialectical-behavior-therapy-1067402

wafflegaff · 2021-01-06T10:30:50+00:00

weeb

It's possible that I have now heard everything.

People.

https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/weeb/

wafflegaff · 2020-12-18T11:46:15+00:00

Personality transplants are even harder than this.

And, yes...I see what I did there.

wafflegaff · 2020-12-16T04:19:20+00:00

Jeebus, pop a pacifier in that pie hole and be done with it.

wafflegaff · 2020-12-11T01:20:04+00:00

Might get thousands of likes; still not getting sex.

They don't call it transmutation for nothing.

wafflegaff · 2020-12-09T23:53:11+00:00

I think it would be more efficient if I just started pasting this instead of writing comments.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cluster_B_personality_disorders

wafflegaff · 2020-08-29T20:21:12+00:00

I almost am glad they're doing this type of shit so more and more people will peak.

They seem to have miscalculated the limits of their ascension. It's coming sooner than they think. They're reaching for the heavens, and going to get a face-full of asteroid. But that's okay, just tell them it's girldick.

wafflegaff · 2020-08-06T22:13:45+00:00

Then let me introduce you to some foodie friends of mine.

wafflegaff · 2023-08-04T08:50:04+00:00

I’m not here to be someone’s fantasy.

Well, you are living in a fantasy world, so what do you expect?

wafflegaff · 2023-07-13T09:04:09+00:00

I feel a lot of the fixation also comes from trans people being in the news so much recently since in America one of our only two viable political parties wants to genocide us all while the other party barely even acknowledges us.

No and no.

wafflegaff · 2022-09-19T03:26:35+00:00

I'm cheesing about this

Great.

wafflegaff · 2022-05-25T21:47:36+00:00

Any idea what he's got strapped to himself? Individually-holstered tampons he can't use? /s

wafflegaff · 2022-05-22T02:33:58+00:00

Here's the ACLU's most vocal embarrassment complaining about Maher not seeing her as a gay man and getting ratioed nicely:

https://twitter.com/chasestrangio/status/1527991714174189568

wafflegaff · 2022-03-03T14:27:15+00:00

Before we try too hard to make sense of this, let's take a trip back in time to this comment by the same author.

Don't miss this one or this one either. Disappointing—sounds rather level-headed in some of the others. But that seems common with certain types of cognitive dissonance: You're going along thinking everything is rational and then bam—they tell you that the moon is made of green cheese.

Game over.

wafflegaff · 2022-01-26T11:02:38+00:00

Psht, we're not Satan. We're Honey Badger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

wafflegaff · 2021-11-27T21:32:07+00:00

On the other hand, a certain virus seems to like us very much.

wafflegaff · 2021-11-08T10:57:27+00:00

https://media.giphy.com/media/G4Fbv0dS9RvJS/giphy.gif

wafflegaff · 2021-10-12T10:28:14+00:00

Can we have "FUCK YEAH" flair though? Because it's time.

wafflegaff · 2021-07-24T19:29:46+00:00

That's cute.

Here's your rainbow flag, child.

wafflegaff · 2021-07-23T22:25:52+00:00

I wish "landfill site" hadn't made me laugh as hard as I did. <3

wafflegaff · 2021-05-04T07:53:53+00:00

Well, they always pander to pretend victimhood from other TRAs. Should they take this agreement out into the world and start trying to become child-saving crusaders, then I imagine they'll be in need of medical care soon as well. Smells faintly of natural selection at work.

wafflegaff · 2021-04-25T08:53:57+00:00

And it's funny, now that I'm thinking about it: Quite a few times when I've had to deal with people with Cluster B disorders, they have in fact ended up bringing together the people they were abusing. It's almost always a swap: Make the narcissist / borderline go away; gain some nice new friends.

wafflegaff · 2021-04-25T08:43:53+00:00

There they go with that "reminder" trope again. Can't make something real by claiming you are reminding people of it. Next.

wafflegaff · 2021-04-08T11:05:50+00:00

I hate all of these, but superbi one is worst, it feeds into the idea that bisexuals don’t include trans people and it’s always so disheartening having to defend your sexuality

Umm, yeah. It is.

wafflegaff · 2021-01-25T11:37:10+00:00

So far 2021 is just proving to me again why I took another look at Ms. Cyrus and decided she was worthy of respect.

I hope she blows this off and makes no apologies.

wafflegaff · 2021-01-21T10:25:40+00:00

My tots exactly.

wafflegaff · 2020-12-10T06:26:37+00:00

From dating apps to sex clubs, queer trans masculine people are fighting for visibility in the places traditionally associated with cis gay men.

I mean, no. The end.

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