Repotted a cactus by AmericanMuskrat in gardening

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spicy

Ex-Florida gubernatorial candidate Andrew Gillum indicted on 21 counts, including fraud & conspiracy by P-38lightning in politics

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A conspiracy, also known as a plot, is a secret plan or agreement between persons (called conspirers or conspirators) for an unlawful or harmful purpose, such as murder or treason, especially with political motivation, while keeping their agreement secret from the public or from other people affected by it.

E-cigarettes: FDA bans market-leading Juul in blow to US tobacco industry by AmericanMuskrat in news

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Altria/Marlboro owns 35% of Juul. They're probably not too thrilled to have Juul be singled out.

Is the sun getting hotter? Her garden plants got scorched. by In-the-clouds in AskSaidIt

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Gardening is just hard. These food plants are weak little bitches.

How can I make my crowdfunding campaign reach more people if people view it as a scam?? by Randabanana in AskSaidIt

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Just a nice big picture of his face. Before or after doesn't matter. That picture in the updates is buried. He can be the main photo, not the medical image.

A family photo might be even better.

How can I make my crowdfunding campaign reach more people if people view it as a scam?? by Randabanana in AskSaidIt

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post a picture or video of derik

What to do on 4th of July for a really hot 21 year old. by FuckYourMom in AskSaidIt

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you just blur out their faces dick licker

What to do on 4th of July for a really hot 21 year old. by FuckYourMom in AskSaidIt

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Show her how to file her own taxes

Lets decentralize youtube a bit by shilling odysee or bitchute (or whatever else) to valuable youtubers by Kuasocto in DecentralizeAllThings

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OP: Hey creator, come join a platform where you don't get paid!

Creator: but I make shitty click bait videos for a living

we Pitt bikes as well by Brewdabier in videos

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"put yo fucking hands up". hahhaa.

Thai brick อัดแท่ง — Online delivery but only if you are in Thailand by chottohen in whatever

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this will make you travel back in the young age old school style

AD-15 by AmericanMuskrat in Knives

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it's a beauty

How to have SEX with monkeypox: Bizarre CDC guide revealed by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

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i will. you haven't even seen my final form.

Man on the street interviews. Watch as NPCs react when programming is challenged. by iamonlyoneman in NoNewNormal

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finally a good post from OP

Rumble announces “open-source” free speech rules by TheRealPanzer in Internet

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Rumble already bent the knee to get Trump on board. Why bother discussing the "free speech" policy of a site that doesn't allow racism?

Wolf in sheep's clothing.

discriminating against others based on their legally protected status, such as attacking other users or content creators on the platform, based on that user’s race, religion, or other legally protected status;

How to have SEX with monkeypox: Bizarre CDC guide revealed by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

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Fuck you, your Bieber story is fake as hell. Hypocrite.

Bing and DuckDuckGo removed my business web site by TheRealPanzer in Internet

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His apps are too dank for Apple

Morning by NuclearBadger in Introductions

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sit down and have a bagel

FreedIt - update by fschmidt in FreedIt

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get it schmidt!

"We're closing our sub. Farewell." - [x-post r/WatchRedditDie] by OnlineBackupArchive in WatchRedditDie

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This is retarded. No MAGA signs or hats.

Justin Bieber: ‘The vaccine ruined my life’ by iamonlyoneman in NoNewNormal

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Justin Bieber: ‘The vaccine ruined my life’ by iamonlyoneman in NoNewNormal

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Justin Bieber: ‘The vaccine ruined my life’ by iamonlyoneman in NoNewNormal

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Justin Bieber: ‘The vaccine ruined my life’ by iamonlyoneman in NoNewNormal

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Justin Bieber: ‘The vaccine ruined my life’ by iamonlyoneman in NoNewNormal

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I can't glowie.

Justin Bieber: ‘The vaccine ruined my life’ by iamonlyoneman in NoNewNormal

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OP is a small hat piece of shit

Justin Bieber: ‘The vaccine ruined my life’ by iamonlyoneman in NoNewNormal

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This is fake news. Take this shit down or source the quotes.

"We're closing our sub. Farewell." - [x-post r/WatchRedditDie] by OnlineBackupArchive in WatchRedditDie

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pussies

Policeman in Britbongistan gets 20 weeks in jail for 'grossly offensive' memes. No 1st Amendment in UK. by iamonlyoneman in news

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How did the UK get so far off track?

do you ever shit yourself after chick fil a by yelgy in Ask

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blasphemy

Michael Moore Calls for Full Repeal of Second Amendment -- 'You Don’t Need a Gun' by StillLessons in politics

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Make a movie about the Flint drinking water disaster fatty. Remember Flint?

Substitute for fertilizer by rubberbiscuit in environment

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Nice. Sounds pretty close to leaving the lawn clippings down in the lawn so that they will decompose.

The Biebs Gets A Vaccine Injury by HongKongPhooey in news

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I think these poor bastards are getting vaxed so that they can tour? Holy shit, this poor bastard. Potential permanent hearing damage.

crustybutt = by Optimus85 in whatever

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u/crustybutt deepthroats the whole boot

Kid Cudi - Frequency (Passion, Pain & Demon Slayin') by Enza in MusicVideos

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🙏 blessed be, it's Enza with a banger 🙏

I'd throw down for y'all if a 😮 person tried to beat you up, Saidit. by AmericanMuskrat in whatever

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"Offending people is a necessary act. Every time you say something that's offensive to another person, you just caused a discussion. You just forced them to have to think." Louis C.K. by EndlessSunflowers in quotes

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I'm just trying to offend people. I think he did do some pervy shit once.

Reddit thread about how easy it is to use GPT-3 to bot subreddits by Chipit in MeanwhileOnReddit

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Wash your hands by crustybutt in pics

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🙏 free of our past karma, we live free in freeness 🙏

A day in the life of a reactionary programmer by fschmidt in programming

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✊🏿 by AmericanMuskrat in pics

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Ancient Egypt trusted cats, and look what happened

Things I don't like about git by trident765 in programming

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git checkout branch
git checkout -b branch
git checkout -- filename

one command to rule them all?

Finally got my veggie plants in the dirt. by Zapped in gardening

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Oh man, two of the hottest peppers ever. RIP.

Bold Jumper spider on the car window, notice how it anchors itself with a strand of silk by AmericanMuskrat in pics

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cool picture

Flowering Catnip by AmericanMuskrat in gardening

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your buddy is gonna get high high

How to argue by JasonCarswell in whatever

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the air is our bitch. you own the air my man.

How to argue by JasonCarswell in whatever

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The author sounds so flippant!

ADL Caught Falsifying Statistics to Frame White Americans as the more dangerous extremists by iamonlyoneman in racism

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What infowars did some real journalism? Wtf is happening.

When do you predict I'll lose my virginity? by yabbit in AskSaidIt

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on the fifth of never

Flatten The Curve by EndlessSunflowers in whatever

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Okay fine, you are right.

FUCK THE GOP

Flatten The Curve by EndlessSunflowers in whatever

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How can you vote your way out when Dems also love war, wall st, and israel? It's a scam and a sitcom.

This is True by P-38lightning in whatever

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Flatten The Curve by EndlessSunflowers in whatever

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that's exactly what you are doing with your partisan nonsense. it's the fucking zionists on both sides dude.

Van Morrison - Can't Go On This Way by smokeDrugs in music

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Van the Man is here naming names and giving it to us straight.

[Chorus]
Can't go out dancing
Can't find no joy
We can't go on holidays
Can't stay abroad
Klaus is the wizard
Gates is playing God
Can't go on this way
It's just not on

[Verse 1]
The government keeps lying
Everyone is just sad
Don't know what to do
About the common cold in the head
There's a funny feeling that
Life is just drifting away
No one's bold enough to say no
It can't go on this way, because

[Chorus]
We can't go out dancing
Can't find no joy
Can't go on holidays
Can't go abroad
Klaus is the wizard
Gates is playing God
If you're gonna go to sleep
They keep on playing the fraud

[Verse 2]
Feeling life is drifting, just drifting away
Can't even be, just king for a day
What's the point of going, going on this way?
Everyone is just drifting and drifting from day to day
Some people think it's funny
Some are just acting strange, yeah
Look at who's making the money
Behind this cage
Government keeps on lying
Everyone is just sad
But not sad enough
To start getting mad

[Chorus]
Can't go out dancing
Can't find no joy
Can't go on holidays
Can't stay abroad
Klaus is the wizard
Gates is playing God
No one's bold enough
To stand up to it all

[Bridge]
Feeling like drifting, I'm drifting away, away, away, away, away
Can't even be king or queen, king or queen for a day
What's the point of going, going on this way? Oh
Everyone is just slipping, drifting, slipping, drifting away

[Verse 3]
Some people think it's funny
Some are just acting strange
Who's making the money
Behind this cage?
Government just keeps on lying
Everyone is so sad
But not sad enough
Keep getting mad, oh

[Chorus]
Can't go out dancing
Can't find any joy
Can't go on holidays
Can't go abroad
Klaus is the wizard
Gates is playing God
Can't go on this way
It's just not on, say it again

[Outro]
Can't go on this way
It's just not on, oh
Can't go on this way
Baby, it's just not on, oh
Can't go on this way
It's just not on, not on

Flatten The Curve by EndlessSunflowers in whatever

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Oh, now only the GOP are war hawks? You are fucking delusional man. Good day.

Flatten The Curve by EndlessSunflowers in whatever

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TIL the GOP has been in control of congress and the Federal Reserve since 1980.

Scientists plan to feed children insects to help make the UK greener by [deleted] in conspiracy

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Every time I see an article about eating bugs, I dump a little oil down my storm drain.

Flatten The Curve by EndlessSunflowers in whatever

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You've learned nothing during the Biden presidency if you think that this is a partisan issue.

Colleges are actually necessary and have an important role to play. by [deleted] in whatever

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I Googled it and found a paper by Clase et al. (2020) and it did mention at one point a "3%" figure

seethe you dimwit. think for yourself. question authority.

Colleges are actually necessary and have an important role to play. by [deleted] in whatever

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The answer for masks by the way is 3-7%. Cloth masks are 7% effective on their best day. I hope all of your virtue signalling was worth it.

Colleges are actually necessary and have an important role to play. by [deleted] in whatever

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So your only guess is 100%? Typical. I don't talk to cult members. Have a nice day.

Colleges are actually necessary and have an important role to play. by [deleted] in whatever

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What percentage of C02 is emitted by humans? What percentage of airborne viruses can a single layer cotton mask stop?

Your "facts" are opinions and you stink like dirty socks.

Colleges are actually necessary and have an important role to play. by [deleted] in whatever

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which very often is a degree that will inform you how to vote better

hahahhaa. liberal circle jerking is not necessarily 'better'.

Just me whining by AmericanMuskrat in whatever

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.

SF Police Officers Break Up a Fight By Shooting Them Both Dead Before They Can Hurt Each Other by HongKongPhooey in PoliceMisconduct

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I guess firearms training wasn't in the budget

What's our purpose saiditbros? Why were we put here? by yabbit in AskSaidIt

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You must have a vast and magnificent estate,’ said Candide to the turk. ‘I have only twenty acres,’ replied the old man; ‘I and my children cultivate them; and our labour preserves us from three great evils: weariness, vice, and want.’

"If America could be, once again, a nation of self-reliant farmers, craftsmen, hunters, ranchers, and artists, then the rich would have little power to dominate others. Neither to serve nor rule. That was the American Dream." Edward Abbey by EndlessSunflowers in quotes

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No way dude. We just saw that article where it takes less than 1 acre to feed a family of 4. It does not require equipment or debt. No it's not meeting 100% of your food needs, but it's damn close. Add some backyard meat rabbits and bob's your uncle.

"If America could be, once again, a nation of self-reliant farmers, craftsmen, hunters, ranchers, and artists, then the rich would have little power to dominate others. Neither to serve nor rule. That was the American Dream." Edward Abbey by EndlessSunflowers in quotes

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Pro tip: you don't have to be a self reliant farmer or craftsmen to defeat the rich, you just have to give your money to one.

Texas cops did ‘nothing’ to stop school shooter – parents by fschmidt in nonmorons

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hahah walmart wrecked this brony douche cadet.

Congrats Georgie Boy! by SMCAB in memes

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The right to bear arms is very important to me. I'm sorry you're so emotional about this. It's gonna be okay.

Congrats Georgie Boy! by SMCAB in memes

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I'm great with Texas. More legal gun owners means less crime.

Capitalism by pcpmasterrace in memes

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I didn't sell out, I bought in

Congrats Georgie Boy! by SMCAB in memes

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okay, it seems 'universal background checks' polls pretty high. fucking fed bootlickers.

Congrats Georgie Boy! by SMCAB in memes

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90% of Americans who want gun laws.

sauce???

I am humbled. by AmericanMuskrat in whatever

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cis cocks matter 🍆

DuckDuckGo has a search deal with Microsoft which prevents them from blocking MS trackers. And they can't talk about it. by TheRealPanzer in Internet

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all your search are belong to us

Overtaking with a steam engine by Anman in whatever

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These assholes need to pull over and not pass on blind corners

TODAY: World Economic Forum Panelist Demands 'Recalibration' Of Free Speech. by HongKongPhooey in conspiracy

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We must do this for the covid terrorists kids. Yes, for the kids.

My niece was putting my beer in the fridge and accidentally did a line of coke 😮 by AmericanMuskrat in pics

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deceptive loop but still thought provoking

My niece was putting my beer in the fridge and accidentally did a line of coke 😮 by AmericanMuskrat in pics

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a friend who works for Coke told me to avoid Diet Coke, which apparently has some nasty stuff in it

That would be Donald Rumsfeld's Aspartame. You have a cool friend.

My niece was putting my beer in the fridge and accidentally did a line of coke 😮 by AmericanMuskrat in pics

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Whew, for a second there I thought you weren't gonna shill for KO today

Fuck the MIC. by AcceleratedWallops in politics

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(DNC and Clinton fraud against bernie hits MSM the day before)

(Bernie takes the stage at DNC on live TV)

Vote for Clinton, ohmagerd Trump so Bad -Benie Panders 2015

Rich Dad Poor Dad's Robert Kiyosaki Thinks Bitcoin Could Bottom Out at $9K — Reveals Why He Remains Bullish by Maria88800 in cryptocurrency

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kiyosaki is a grifter. he made up rich dad poor dad and implied it was fact.

Terry Jacks - Seasons In The Sun by smokeDrugs in music

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Goodbye to you my trusted friend
We've known each other since we were nine or ten
Together we've climbed hills and trees
Learned of love and ABC's
Skinned our hearts and skinned our knees
Goodbye my friend it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
Pretty girls are everywhere
Think of me and I'll be there

We had joy, we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the hills that we climbed
Were just seasons out of time

Goodbye Papa please pray for me
I was the black sheep of the family
You tried to teach me right from wrong
Too much wine and too much song
Wonder how I got along
Goodbye Papa it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
Little children everywhere
When you see them, I'll be there

We had joy, we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song
Like the seasons have all gone
We had joy, we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song
Like the seasons have all gone

Goodbye Michelle my little one
You gave me love and helped me find the sun
And every time that I was down
You would always come around
And get my feet back on the ground
Goodbye Michelle it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
With the flowers everywhere
I wish that we could both be there

We had joy, we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the stars we could reach
Were just starfish on the beach

We had joy, we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the stars we could reach
Were just starfish on the beach

We had joy, we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song
Like the seasons have all gone

All our lives we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the hills that we climbed
Were just seasons out of time

Fuck the MIC. by AcceleratedWallops in politics

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Give me a break, Bernie Panders. You had the country by the balls in 2015 and bent the knee.

Lounging under a tree at the cabin in the woods on the lake by AmericanMuskrat in pics

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you've got wood

New serial killer just dropped by jet199 in Transbarrassment

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He wants to bang her. It's a story as old as time.