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My wife is my property. by NuclearBadger in whatever

[–]rofl 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Their naughty bits are covered up, sadly (if I remember correctly)

My wife is my property. by NuclearBadger in whatever

[–]rofl 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I saw this movie yesterday: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt9074574/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

I recommend it.

(Also - Krista Kosonen can tie me up any time.)

My wife is my property. by NuclearBadger in whatever

[–]rofl 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Absolutely. Like any other car, she should be locked in the garage, with a steering wheel bar around her neck, and wearing a chastity belt. With any luck, she'll back over /u/NuclearBadger's head and suffocate him to death, winning her freedom.