Oklahoma last night.... by In-the-clouds in news

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Braums is going all out advertising their new giant scoop ice cream cone.

Elon Musk has indicated that X, formerly known as Twitter, is preparing to charge all users for accessing the platform. by neolib in SocialMedia

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Why would the guy who voted for biden, has a transofrmer kid, appointed a WEF puppet to run twatter, who gets tax breaks from the government for the sale of his electric cars, who gets paid by the government for starlink internet access, who has government approval for neurolink to put chips in human brains, and had spaceX saved from bankruptcy by the government would do something like this?

Spain elects a literal retard for Congress by IX-Hispana in news

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They installed one here as the president.

Bitcoin Suffers Second Consecutive Monthly Loss as Cryptos Plunge in August by yugmarg in bitcoin

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Bitcoin is having a late summer sale.

Pilot killed after his left wing failed at a gender reveal party. by P-38lightning in news

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Seems the left wing is giving everybody trouble now a days.

Google is suppressing the 2024 campaign websites of all serious challengers to Democratic incumbent President Joe Biden by [deleted] in politics

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So they're doing exactly what they did leading up to 2020 again??
Why is anyone surprised?

Drone's view of HAARP's 40-acre phased array transmitter [by -AtomicAerials-] by neolib in pics

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Thankfully things like antenna that receive signals can't be used to produce similar signals or anything.....

All of you should do shrooms. It’s fucking amazing. by [deleted] in whatever

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Look up lemontek. No nausea, no come up anxiety, half as long (4 hours), twice as strong, and your feel the effects twice as fast.

What have you recently done or are currently doing that you are exited about? by Zapped in AskSaidIt

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Learned about ketosis and started fasting between 16 - 20 hours every day. Stopped eating food with ingredients I can't pronounce. Started drinking coffee/tea with no sweeteners or milk. Went from 210lbs to 170lbs in just under 2 months with no muscle or bone loss and absolutely no exercise. Just fat and visceral fat melting away. 10/10

Is it ok to fart while at the urinal? What if I leave 2 urinals between my self and the nearest guy? by The-Real-Mario in AskSaidIt

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Fart then ask if anyone else heard a politician blowing out hot air that smells like shit.

Parent files suit after teen daughter ‘severely beaten’ by trans student in Oklahoma by P-38lightning in news

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I wonder why they don't mention the races of the guy pretending to be a girl and the girl that rejected him and got her ass kicked?

Musk Says Twitter Has "No Actual Choice" But Comply With Government Censorship Demands by Drewski in censorship

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Gov saved spacex and is currently funding it. Gov pays for starlink for ukraine. Gov okayed human trials in neurolink. Gov gives tax breaks for tesla cars.
I just can't see how people think he's a gov shill.

Surprise! CME (Coronal Mass Ejection from the sun) hit earth with no forecast warning. by In-the-clouds in news

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They clearly need to pay a lot more in taxes to stop the sun. -democrats probably.

After Disastrous Debates In 2020, Democrats Have Decided To Not Hold Presidential Debates In 2024 by [deleted] in politics

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2020 and 2022 proved they don't even need people voting for them in order to win. Why keep up the charade?

We should pool some money together as a community and get me a nintendo switch by sneako in whatever

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Donate sperm for money. I donate mine all over the city whenever I get the chance. Had a homeless dude PAY ME 20 bucks just to stop making eye contact while leaving a deposit on top of his cardboard box yesterday.

Zimbabwe’s central bank to issue gold-backed digital currency by Drewski in cryptocurrency

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Wait till their exchange/platform gets "hacked", then whoever is in charge buys a new house and those left holding shitcoins are broke and fucked. Kinda like the fed and US dollars lately.

When Dog hit 1$? by arya23 in dogecoin

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when dog go moon

Horny men live longer: Men with higher libido are 69% (yes, really) less likely to die young than their peers, study suggests by EvilDed in TIL

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Pot heads are 420% more likely to know of a great spot to smoke.

Elon Musk does fucking insider trading for the whole world to see, again. by EternalSunset in news

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Imagine being butthurt enough that you didn't get on the doge train to believe this.

Elon Musk does fucking insider trading for the whole world to see, again. by EternalSunset in news

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How much of his doge did he sell when the price jumped? None. So, wheres the trading part of insider trading?

Popular right-wing Twitter accounts banned … massive wave of censorship unleashed to protect radical trans activists … by [deleted] in censorship

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Who bailed out SpaceX right before it filed for bankruptcy again?

Eating sucks. What's the closest thing there is to a calorie pill? by [deleted] in AskSaidIt

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For women it's called "marriage". No idea for guys, though.

People are saying that Trump might be slapped in handcuffs and arrested next week. Elon says if that happens he will win 2024 by a landslide. by cottoneyejoe in news

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He won 2020 by a land slide, but then 4am came around and changed all that.

One year difference between these photos. Serhiy lost a leg, Masi lost an eye. Why does Ukraine not just surrender? ~ Source: Serhiy Pozniak \ Facebook by In-the-clouds in Antiwar

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Why don't they surrender? Money.

America's child marriage SHAME: More than 100 teen girls in have wed older adult men since 2021, risking lopsided unions with abusive 'groomer' husbands they can't escape by [deleted] in politics

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So there's no way a Muslim or Muslim convert could of moved and not reported it, but still reported being married to skim government benifits? LoL. Sure glownigger. Rag heads have been raping children they marry for hundreds of years. Just cuz you do it, or support it, doesn't mean they aren't the ones raping kids and lying about it.

America's child marriage SHAME: More than 100 teen girls in have wed older adult men since 2021, risking lopsided unions with abusive 'groomer' husbands they can't escape by [deleted] in politics

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How many of those teen girls wed to older men were to Muslim immigrants?

COVID vaccine creator found strangled to death in his apartment: Report by Questionable in conspiracy

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At least he didn't get covid, then it would of been much worse.
--Liberals probably

Jordan Peterson Dismantled [30.57] by doginventer in conspiracy

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I knew his extremist ideals like "Tell the truth – or, at least, don't lie.", or "Treat yourself like you are someone you are responsible for helping." was a bunch of alt right nonsense. Also, things like "Be precise in your speech." is clearly just a call to racial violence.

Arizona man fatally beats coworker with baseball bat at Intel cafeteria: police by [deleted] in news

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As if the Intel management engine wasn't enough of a reason to stay away from their dog shit processors.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intel_Management_Engine
Yes, I know AMD has similar software. Big brother is watching everyone post 2012.

Anonymous Pakistani walked into Turkish embassy in the US and donated $30 million for earthquake victims in Turkey and Syria. by [deleted] in WorldNews

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Wow, how nice of him. I'm sure the up to $4.00 that actually makes it to the victims (after the government and all the administrators involved take there cut) will be greatly appreciated.

Elon Musks "Freedom of Speech Twitter" is Nothing but a Lie by raven9 in conspiracy

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Where does musk get most of his money for Space X??? The US Gov.

'Weaponization of Brain Sciences': NATO Creating Plans for Mass Mind Control by [deleted] in conspiracy

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I would totally LOL if tin foil hats actually stop this from working.
As the gov murders my family and shoots my dog for non compliance, ofc.

Blizzard once again bans Overwatch 2 'sexual harassment simulator,' but not before it reappeared in the popular list by [deleted] in Gaming

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Blizzard is woke garbage. Overwatch 2 is a forced update to overwatch that no one wanted or enjoys. Yet another reason to go outside and hunt, fish, trap, or farm.

WATCH: Cop Executes Elderly Man in a Wheelchair with 9 Shots to the Back — No Charges by [deleted] in PoliceMisconduct

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If only the cop would of had his knee on that guys neck instead.

New Twitter file dump shows Dem. lawmakers knowingly pushed fake Russia narrative about Nunes report by [deleted] in politics

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Twitter proves most right wing "conspiracy theorists" correct, but nothing ever happens to the guilty party.
"At least we were right" they say with boots on their throats and guns to their heads by the system.

House Republicans to form subcommittee to investigate the government by Drewski in politics

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Me? No, never. I'm just repeating one of notstradumbass's predictions.

House Republicans to form subcommittee to investigate the government by Drewski in politics

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So the government will investigate the government and find the government did nothing wrong and that the government needs yet another raise?

Bill Introduced to Eliminate Private Land Use Restrictions on Amateur Radio ~ Should people in "the land of the free" be allowed to freely communicate? To attach an antenna to their own homes? by In-the-clouds in DecentralizeAllThings

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My friend jokingly said we should invest in ham radios or carrier pigeons shortly after snowden released what our wonderful government is doing. Guess he was more serious than I thought.

I am 20 now by Gravi in whatever

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Arthritis, tinnitus, and crippling back pain is all you're entitled to once you're no longer young and invincible post 20.

Legalize "age gap love" NOW! by Hoomsns in politics

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We need wood chippers.
Lots and lots of wood chippers.

Did the Twitter Files Just Reveal an Impeachable Offense for Biden? by [deleted] in politics

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Yeah, but since when does the law apply to demonrats?

The Holy Grail Quest for President Trump's Tax Returns Ends with the World's Loudest Saddest Trombone - The Last Refuge by Questionable in politics

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I wonder what resident bidens taxes look like?

BREAKING: Georgia Supreme Court Reverses 2020 Election Case Dismissal for "Lack of Standing"...Sent Back to Lower Courts by Questionable in politics

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Couple years too late.

Who is your favourite fighter in all of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate? by DeanTheOne in Gaming

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I really like the character that I can win with, so I hate them all.

BREAKING WWIII!! US.AIR FORCE's B-2 Bombers, B-52 stratofortress, F-22 raptors Incredible Show In Barksdale Air Force Base by zafarkhan in videos

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Oh no!! I better live in more fear even harder now!!!!

TIL White People owe blacks 10 Trillion dollars in reparations by sneako in TIL

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How much for the Irish?

Twitter: PELOSI CABINET MEMBER CHARGED WITH FELONY INCLUDING BEASTIALITY AND SELLING NUCLEAR AND OTHER TOP SECRETS AND THEFT OF UNDERINSURED LUGGAGE by I_KILL_IDIOTS in whatever

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Since when does the law apply to democrats? They've been cheating elections and straight up lying about everything for decades.

Banned from reddit for telling people to get vaccinated by 313337 in whatever

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Maybe try "Treat your depression in Canada" instead of KYS. Same thing.

FTX billionaire Sam Bankman-Fried in defense mode: claims he funneled campaign money not to just the Democrat party, but also equally to Republicans...just there is no record of that part by SoCo in news

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Second largest democrat donor gives 95% to democrats and 5% to rhinos. It's clearly equal you bigots!!

Elon is releasing some files. Biden team colluded with twitter before the election. by [deleted] in politics

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This has been known for years. Glad we have proof, but who will stand up against them??
We all know the law doesn't apply to democRATS.

I never knew Saidit had quarantining by [deleted] in SaidIt

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And the other 20% from stackoverflow replies.

Elon musk to expose details about hunter Biden Laptop, etc by troubleshooter in whatever

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Why does everyone talk about what they're going to expose and never do a fucking thing?
Musk says hes going to expose this and nothing happens.
Wikileaks says they're going to expose that and nothing happens.
Kimdotcom says he's going to expose something and nothing happens.
Project Veritas says they're going to expose something and nothing happens. Some doctor claiming to have the smoking gun to expose the Xovid bombshell and nothing happens.

If they had anything, then they would release it. They're just hyping everyone up for money and so we don't pay attention to what they're doing in the background. FTX epstine island, ukrain, biden laptops, etc.

Amazon Alexa is a “colossal failure,” on pace to lose $10 billion this year by [deleted] in technology

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How much will the government pay them to keep it going? Like the Military and windows XP!!!!!! Looking at you US NAVY!

PA Voters File Lawsuit to Delay Certification After Officials Detoured from Counting Center into a Closed Building for 6 Hours on Election Day by [deleted] in politics

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Implying the law applies to those type of people?

Justin Bieber Paid $1.3 Million for a Bored Ape NFT. It’s Now Worth $69K by [deleted] in cryptocurrency

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Someone has to pay too much for the digital modern art money laundering scam to work.

Woman went viral on TikTok for disparaging and belittling her White father at his funeral. She says she won’t miss him because he’s a “racist, Trump-loving, cis straight white man.” by [deleted] in whatever

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Psychotic angry hateful single women are the core of the Democratic party.

What happened? by Musky in cryptocurrency

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Bitcoin is having a black Friday sale!

538 now favors Republicans to win the Senate by [deleted] in politics

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Yeah, voting works so well. Just look at the last US presidential election at 3am.

Why you should never celebrate Halloween - Halloween is a demonic pagan celebration and the spiritual opposite of the RESURRECTION of Christ. Celebrating Halloween is a betrayal to the Most High God, Creator of Heaven and Earth. The carved pumpkin is an open invitation for demons to enter your home by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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I'm so glad I'm not forced to use the phrase "Most High". I wonder how many regions actually do that? You know, control how you think and speak.
Shalom.

Grandma arrested for feeding people by [deleted] in whatever

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Why would you work for anything when you can get it for free? Free food means more money to spend on whatever vice that made you homeless (drugs, alcohol, supporting democrats, pokemon cards, overpriced shoes, chicken tendies, apple products, etc...)

Germany to legalize cannabis use for recreational purposes by neolib in WorldNews

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It's easier to boil a frog when the frog spends all his time and money on smoking pot.

I am on TikTok. by [deleted] in WorldPolitics

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Why, did your mom forget to buy you your fortnight battle pass?

dumbest animals in the world by Maria88800 in WorldNews

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I thought that when I didn't see a number one. After reading the rest, I don't believe that's the case.

Since white women fuck dogs do you think they would fuck werewolves? by Adventurous_Ad6212 in AskSaidIt

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Women fuck italian, greek, and iranian men that are way hairier than a werewolf all the time.

dumbest animals in the world by Maria88800 in WorldNews

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Wheres number 8, 5, 4, 3, and number 1?
The English, Grammar, and ability to number things correctly (or complete lack thereof) leads me to believe a democrat wrote this.

45 Days As PM Qualifies Truss For $129,000 A Year For Life by [deleted] in politics

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TBF that's nearly 45 days more than the average American woman works per year, and they get paid by the government for life.

Overwatch 2 reaches 25 million player milestone by Sunshine43 in Gaming

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Only because they completely removed the OV1 user base and forced them all to play OV2.
Still, I wouldn't mind knowing how many of them are bots vs how many are silenced for their heinous crimes of being white or male or straight.

Cop murders innocent man after shooting himself with the man's gun. by Canbot in PoliceMisconduct

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To serve (themselves) and protect (other corrupt cops).
He will probably get promoted to some city counsel like the ass hat in Uvalde did.

This is why you can't say all lives matter by hfxB0oyA in Antiwar

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The systems designed by evil people aren't here to help us.

SequoyahBrowning by Brewdabier in videos

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Wonder why we never see arrests like this on the news....

National debt tops $31 trillion for the first time. How much accrued under Biden? by SoCo in politics

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How much acquired under Pelosi?

Having sex for long can kill you, it should be 7 minutes - Claims Ghanaian Gynaecologist by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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I'm good. I still got over 6 minutes to spare.

You're trapped in the most recent video game you've played. What game are you stuck in and how screwed are you? by Choclate1893Pepsi in AskSaidIt

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Riftbreaker. I'm alone in a mech to colonize a hostel planet. Fuck yeah. I'm dead, but fuck yeah!

Witches and Satanists have teamed up with leftists to destroy America by [deleted] in politics

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Leftists are the witches and satanists.

New Overwatch 2 players must compete in 100 matches to unlock original superheroes by Sunshine43 in Gaming

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I wonder how many times you have to call white people nazi's before you're even allowed to speak in general chat?

US military using tool that captures ‘93% of the internet’ – senator by [deleted] in conspiracy

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93% of the public unencrypted internet is less than 0.2% of what's actually on the internet..

Biden leaves viewers stunned in teachers speech: 'She was 12, I was 30' by [deleted] in politics

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The water bill was getting too high from all of Joes sexual showers with his own daughter.

Biden leaves viewers stunned in teachers speech: 'She was 12, I was 30' by [deleted] in politics

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Seems a little old for pedo joe.

3n1 on TikTok by chickenz in whatever

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So weather means it's the end of the world?? It couldn't be related to the suns solar cycles that happen every 11 years?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_cycle
"the number and size of sunspots, solar flares, and coronal loops all exhibit a synchronized fluctuation from a period of minimum activity to a period of a maximum activity back to a period of minimum activity."
I mean, come on. It's not like the Sun powers every living thing on this planet, or that it makes up 99%+ of all the mater in our solar system. No, it's clearly because the sky is falling.
Also, read the tiktok terms of service.

Why are NFTs so popular in India? by [deleted] in cryptocurrency

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Because all forms of money scams are popular in India. NFT's are just the modern art money laundering scheme gone digital.

YouTube Keeps Censoring Videos About Free Software and GNU/Linux by [deleted] in censorship

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Kinda like how the rest of social media censored things they don't like?
EG. The truth.

New here, does Reddit just ban everyone now? by TimothyMcFuck in AskSaidIt

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Yes, yes they do. Have for years.
Made a reddit account in 2013 just to join private crypto communities. Haven't logged in since 2016 when they started going full commie on nonpolitical unrelated subs. Never posted a single word on that cancerous website I just liked and disliked crypto memes and news.
Last January I received an email stating my account was permanently banned for wrong think. (Not commenting on, but simply downvoting communist posts in 2016)

I have an appointment with a nurse practitioner to get a referral for an osteoarthritis specialist by [deleted] in whatever

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Don't ya love asking for permission from someone with a piece of paper to see another person with a different piece of paper? Thank God that system is in place, or you might accidental get the care you need in a timely fashion.
Freedom.
Murica.

Seriously, though. Good luck, and I hope you find some competent and compassionate people that will listen to and help you.

Crypto.com accidentally transfers $10.5m to woman instead of $100 by Drewski in cryptocurrency

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She should of just said she was "hacked".
Works for rich people.

IMDB deleted every single negative review on LotR (over 300+ reviews are removed) leaving only the positive reviews by [deleted] in Movies

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Oh, that's never ever happened before. Ever!

Spending hundreds of hours creating dozens of communities and building followers on Reddit is a huge waste of time by SoCo in WatchRedditDie

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Spending hundreds of hours creating dozens of communities and building followers on Reddit is a huge waste of time
FTFY

PSA: Never try to argue with police. If you have a gun in your hand and they are saying drop it and you don't? You'll end up like this guy. NSFL video by iamonlyoneman in whatever

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POLICE ARE JUST STRANGERS WITH LOADED GUNS!
Act accordingly.

Holy Music Stops . . . aaaand it's real, link in comments by iamonlyoneman in memes

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Social media fact checkers said this was fake, and they've never ever been wrong before.
Thank God we have such perfect arbiters of truth in this digital age, as I am incapable of thinking for myself.

The man who married a hologram in Japan can no longer communicate with his virtual wife by [deleted] in technology

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The hologram is more life like than we ever imagined!

More food taken out of the supply chain: 350,000 pounds of almonds recalled because of potential Salmonella contamination. How does salmonella get on almonds? by In-the-clouds in news

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Most almonds come from Comifornia, so.........

Linux alternatives to Everything by [deleted] in Internet

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So an alternative to everything is three different ways to search for files?

Woman Repeatedly Stabs Boyfriend After Finding Him Having Sex With Turkey Carcass by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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He was stabbing the turkey, so she was stabbed him. An eye for an eye.

Here we go again: Twitter rolls out plans 'to protect' US midterm elections and suppress 'misleading information' by [deleted] in politics

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They gotta protect their bots

CNN Exclusive: FBI investigation determined Chinese-made Huawei equipment could disrupt US nuclear arsenal communications by [deleted] in politics

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What a great excuse to launch, or not launch depending on the scenario, whatever nukes you want and just claim it was "hacked".
Seems like they're getting an alibi ready for something.

9 Best Penis Pumps For Bigger, Harder and Stronger Erections by yogurrt in whatever

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This isn't reddit. We don't have this problem, because we don't eat soy and our women have vaginas.

what is the best copium? by yelgy in AskSaidIt

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Gardening and playing music.

Report: Hunter Biden Laptop Details Dozens of 'Business' Meetings With VP Dad Joe by [deleted] in politics

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And nothing will happen, because the laws only apply to us "poor" people.

Yo, thanos these bitches, half of them gotta go, which ones? by yellabit in AskSaidIt

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Fuck snapping. Clap your hands till everyone is gone.

What do you nibbas do when you take a muddy dump and run out of toilet paper? by yibba in AskSaidIt

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Bought a bidet when the sheep started hoarding TP for some reason during the plandemic.
12 out of 10. Do recommend.