So relieved we're back! This is an LGB sane place. They need safe spaces? We need SANE spaces!

our_team_is_winning · 2020-10-21T07:19:26+00:00

Oh come on. Have you ever been frowned at in the women's bathroom? Have you ever been told you couldn't play on the Girls or Women's sports team? Have you ever been turned away at the gynecologist when you went for a pap smear for your non-existent cervix? You don't know true oppression. /s

our_team_is_winning · 2021-02-23T07:12:26+00:00

Yeah, gay guys, I know how you like just sticking it in a vagina without asking. Gay men just can't get enough of the vag. Oh my bad. "Front hole" or as one put it "bonus hole" (shiver!)

our_team_is_winning · 2021-01-23T04:33:17+00:00

In Woke World, "het gay" might be a thing.

our_team_is_winning · 2020-10-22T05:17:52+00:00

How upper middle class and comfortable does one have to be to even find time for insanity like this?

A lot of us are struggling right now to pay any of the bills, and over in Norway, where as we learned you barely get any prison time for MURDER, they want to make this three years in prison???

Breivik got 21 years for murdering 77 right? So what's that, like 3 or 4 months per victim? Oh but I forgot, using the wrong pronoun literally kills the genderfluid.

Imagine shouting at the cops "Stand back! I'll call him HE. I'll do it. I'm going to call him HE if you come any closer!"

our_team_is_winning · 2021-08-06T04:04:00+00:00

According to Cheyenne M. Davis (she/they), a sex writer and founder of Unveild, a sex and kink publication for Black and Brown folx,

and I'm out

our_team_is_winning · 2021-01-23T03:30:15+00:00

I think my howl was heard in neighboring states. That is Top Ten material there.

Comments from actual gay men are right on:

our_team_is_winning · 2021-11-06T03:29:58+00:00

Wearing a hijab. Gee, if they're so queer and non-heteronormative, how do they know which one wears the hijab?

our_team_is_winning · 2020-08-22T05:25:44+00:00

Maybe I should start taking my Toyota to the Mercedes dealer for oil changes? Then I could pretend I drove a luxury car.

our_team_is_winning · 2021-03-06T19:03:46+00:00

You cis-transwomen are so privileged. You don't even have to take cross-sex hormones or have your jaws shaved down. You can even go without makeup and still make people see you as women. Cis-TW can never understand the plight of ~~men with a sexual fetish~~those of us who were wrongly AMAB.

our_team_is_winning · 2021-04-01T02:30:20+00:00

"Play the Pronoun Game!" No.

"You play the Pronoun Game RIGHT NOW!" No. You can't make me.

"PLAY THE PRONOUN GAME!!!!" I won't. I won't. I won't.

"Launch the verbal abuse!" (insert cartoon laser sounds).

our_team_is_winning · 2020-10-06T23:26:55+00:00

Do words mean anything anymore to these people...

Consult the Wokespeak Dictionary. It's like Orwell's Newspeak, but for The Current Year. (Looks up "same-sex attraction"): Ah, here it is. "Under the new Trans Ministry Guidelines, "sex" is redefined as an activity that results in ejaculation. See "gender." (Looking up "gender"): "Under the new Trans Ministry Guildelines, "gender" (formerly known as "sex" under heteronormative oppression) means any identity a person wants to have, with creative and unique ones encouraged. If you came here looking for the outdated term "same-sex attraction," see "same-gender attraction." (Looking up "same-gender attraction"): A desire to have sex with anyone who validates your feelings and gender identity.

I hope my reading of the Wokespeak Dictionary has cleared up any confusion anyone had :)

our_team_is_winning · 2020-09-29T07:51:29+00:00

The victims the cult leaves in their woke

I know you meant "in their wake," but you gotta admit, that is the PERFECT Freudian slip!

our_team_is_winning · 2021-10-16T05:17:15+00:00

Because it's late and I get silly at night, now I want to think of remake movies to cast "Elliot" Page in.

Yet another remake of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, as Charlie.

A reboot of Gilligan's Island with her as Gilligan!

Another Home Alone with her as the kid they forget.

Little Lord Fauntleroy.

The Prince and the Pauper - dual role for her!

Huck Finn (with a BLM slant of course)

Maybe a Goonies remake?

our_team_is_winning · 2021-03-10T20:26:07+00:00

With the girls I think, "Where are their parents?" and with the men I think, "How can I contact his parole officer?"

our_team_is_winning · 2021-06-17T04:50:13+00:00

and somebody just straight-up said "No."

Haha, "how many genders are there?" NO!

There are no genders. I like that. Let's go with that.

our_team_is_winning · 2020-09-04T06:44:57+00:00

< I’m exclusively attracted to women, but I’m physically male>

The correct conjunction is AND, not but. AND. This is the definition of heteosexual male. Why is that so hard for these anime porn addicts?

our_team_is_winning · 2021-01-23T03:20:32+00:00

I couldn't believe my conservative dad tried to correct me! He was like, "come on you should use she".

Oh that's bad. No offense to dad, but maybe ask "if that hulking Dr. Levine got on a crowded bus you were on, would you give up your seat for him?"

I just had an image flash in my mind of a sinking ship. "Women and children first!" And Dr. Levine capsizes the lifeboat as he knocks the elderly ladies out of the way and jumps in first.

our_team_is_winning · 2020-10-26T04:44:28+00:00

Oh I should have kept reading. It got better.

<“Every time I achieve greatness there is a herd of TERFs waiting to try and kill me. I say kill me because TERFs genuinely want to destroy the trans existence.”>

our_team_is_winning · 2020-07-30T19:01:19+00:00

In the wrong body, indeed! Give him a female body like mine: short, very broad hips, knobby knees, big nose.... I'm sure he'd just be thrilled to be in my female body. I'm "in the wrong body" too, son. I wanted a tall one. Next time I have to ask for help reaching something in a store (which is often), I'll say "excuse me, but I was born in the wrong body, so could you help me reach this item?"

our_team_is_winning · 2021-10-15T07:11:29+00:00

So "Ellie" there is the kid's father, and after fathering a child, like only a MAN can do, at some point he started playing unicorn fairy rainbow dress up, and now is sooooooooooo happy for all of his son's (daughter's? Words don't mean anything any more, so for all I know he's talking about his dog in obedience classes and the names on the doors are for kennels) -- schoolmates to be equally insane sexual fetishists.

I'd like to see a new comedy about a young person at college who goes armed with a cross and holy water as the blue-haired genderspecials come after him. But in reality I expect a whole franchise of "Terf-hunters" to become a thing. It will be as big budget and full of unattractive actors as the X-Men, but it will be about TWAW and Gaydens making the world safe for the gender-marginalized. "Don't give them any ideas" -- I'm sure such a thing is already in pre-production. And maybe a new version of "Glee," but all trans. You know, stuff today's youth can relate to. "Terf Hunters Go to College" -- I'd almost bet money this title already exists in porn.

our_team_is_winning · 2021-09-29T21:13:35+00:00

Well it does say "Fantasy nut" in the description.

our_team_is_winning · 2021-01-23T07:13:02+00:00

It's like putting gasoline in an engine that needs diesel fuel. This is actually from an automotive site, but it totally sums up "I'm taking T and now my front hole is drying up":

<A lot of people forget that diesel fuel is basically the same as oil as it lubricates a diesel engine’s components. If you put gasoline (a solvent) into the engine, it’s not made to lubricate these parts.

Instead, it will contaminate them while they receive no lubrication. As a result, the metal components will rub against each other and become permanently damaged.>

our_team_is_winning · 2021-10-16T05:04:50+00:00

Doesn't "she" know that girls are just supposed to bat their eyelashes and wait for the man to approach? Guys don't like it when chicks make the first move. Didn't Gender Stereotypes 101 teach "her" anything?

Sorry, I made myself laugh. That's how men can keep TWAW away. Instead of being accused of "genital preferences," men can say "sorry. I don't like when chicks make the first move." and then laugh his ass off with his buddies.

THIS is why most of the Stunning and Brave declare themselves "lesbians."

our_team_is_winning · 2021-07-16T23:51:15+00:00

if a woman rejects another woman because this woman has a surgical vagina

If a (shuffles deck) pigeon refuses to mate with another "pigeon" because it's actually a human child wearing a costume pair of wings

If a person who wants an apple refuses to eat this "apple" which is really a raw potato I painted red

If someone wants rice with their meal and refuses the "rice" that is actually maggots

Things that don't exist: surgical vaginas

our_team_is_winning · 2021-04-06T05:17:08+00:00

"This is my friend who is uncomfortable when it's not all about them." NOT "This is a transvestite I know who has Narcissistic Personality Disorder among other bad mental problems."

Got it!

our_team_is_winning · 2021-02-19T00:30:14+00:00

Sketch comedy has gotten really bad. Not funny at all. Monty Python and Benny Hill types did a far better job of dressing up as women for laughs.

our_team_is_winning · 2020-07-30T18:30:55+00:00

I have massive hips. I mean it's bone, not just fat on top (though I have that too!) So if I got it in my head that I'm actually a man -- you see I never wear makeup, I never wear high heels, I don't like shopping, and as a child my favorite games were playing with toy cars in the driveway and playing superheroes, so CLEARLY I am male! Duh! -- could I find a doctor to shave off my bones? Is that a pressing medical emergency that doctors have learned to treat? Maybe they could experiment on thousands of animals to learn to shave hip bones down because right now nobody would see my body as male, which I clearly am given how I don't even like the color pink (! is that enough proof for you or what!) -- If only my parents had put me on hormone blockers by age 10 tops (because my period started at 11, like they would have known that was going to happen) -- then somehow I'd be a man now. Somehow. Not just a woman with tons of medical problems. I'd be the man I actually am. The gay man -- because you know, you score more points for being trans AND gay (and that's totally not straight!) /sarc

our_team_is_winning · 2021-10-18T07:31:58+00:00

There's no wait list for anything on Earth that's 26 fucking years, that would be stupid.

Possibly for sanity to return?

our_team_is_winning · 2021-09-04T04:21:17+00:00

Some PhD student in a 23rd century anthropology program doing his thesis on how the internet was the most destructive cultural force of the 21st century will cite this in his lit review.

our_team_is_winning · 2021-04-20T05:30:39+00:00

Instant contradiction:

During the registration process, we give customers the option to choose the profile sex with which they identify. This will be the gender that is associated with the profile.

So it won't be relevant to you, but we'll send it anyway because you LIED about your sex.

We use your self-reported sex to customize information in some of your health and traits reports. For example, genetic risks and what they mean may differ between men and women. If you tell us you are female, your reports will contain information that is relevant to genetic females (XX). If you tell us you are male, your reports will contain information that is relevant to genetic males (XY).

ETA:

Keep in mind that you can always change the sex associated with your profile from within your Account Settings.

HAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!! Cheaper than an operation.

our_team_is_winning · 2021-02-19T05:55:42+00:00

Who knew JKR was the most powerful woman on earth, eh!

They can't understand that common sense is why people see the Trans Lobby as insane?

our_team_is_winning · 2021-01-25T04:04:39+00:00

Eew, they wanna gestate and give birth to children they've fathered with their own sperm. How creepy is that?

Did you all just feel that big sudden jerk that you thought might be an earthquake? That was the planet stopping so that I could get off. Sorry if it scared you that it was an earthquake. I doubt they'll have internet on Mars. I'll be happier there. Carry on.

our_team_is_winning · 2020-12-14T06:23:08+00:00

Your autocorrect changed get-go to gecko and I think that is my favorite autocorrect of the week :)

I don't follow K-Pop nor know their bubble, but never argue with the Woke. It's like dealing with a young child. It's like a little kid with a very nasal voice who kind of whines "but" arguments for everything. You could tell them 2 o'clock comes after 1 o'clock and they would go on for an hour "but what if you turned the hands backward, and there's like daylight savings time, and if you were on a plane headed west, time would actually go back, and like this one time, my friend, he like forgot to plug his clock in so it was 5, but he thought it was 1...." It just goes on like that.

our_team_is_winning · 2020-10-21T07:15:53+00:00

Hahaha, wouldn't that be great! Some "TQ+ Drop the LGB" group! You know, like every major Same-Sex Rights organizaion has already done over the past few years.

our_team_is_winning · 2020-10-08T07:21:28+00:00

what he really wanted was, and I quote, "a chick with a dick."

Remember those mismatched parts books they had for kids, where the book was cut across the middle and spiral bound, so you could put a horse head on a duck body, or a dog head on a bird body, silly stuff like that?

our_team_is_winning · 2020-07-28T06:38:21+00:00

Going over the different inhabitants of Middle Earth would make more sense. Is there a name for trying to will something into existence by just repeating it over and over? Xe, Xir, and other Klingon words --- those will never be real words.

our_team_is_winning · 2021-11-10T03:40:04+00:00

Everyone craves a label. WHY???? Why is sex like Scouting, where you try to earn all these patches for your uniform.

Label-sexual seems to be the top "sexuality."

our_team_is_winning · 2021-06-08T04:55:11+00:00

Hahaha, do you think at a nonbinary wedding they say "do you all take these people as your lawfully wedded spouse"?

our_team_is_winning · 2021-05-05T21:27:06+00:00

And they haven't been arrested for "hate speech"???

our_team_is_winning · 2021-04-08T05:10:42+00:00

making a serious effort to relocate to a state that is more friendly to the LGBTQIA+ community

Make sure it's one with ALL the letters!

the wonderful staff at the Arkansas Children's Hospital Gender Spectrum Clinic to begin the long journey to help him transition into an identity that felt right for him.

Transition into an identity. Think about that phrase. Transition into an identity.

We should have Goth Clinics, where they help you transition into a Goth Kid. They give you certain bands to listen to and an all-black wardrobe.

administering common birth control injections to reduce or eliminate the monthly trauma of his periods.

HIS periods.

THIS:

Nancy Scott Hanway donated $20 What good and loving parents you are. I'm sorry you have to leave Arkansas because of these terrible bills. Best of luck.

The phrase "cut off your nose to spite your face" comes to mind.

our_team_is_winning · 2021-04-01T21:09:25+00:00

I'm surprised there's only 24. Don't they need one for each gender? /s

our_team_is_winning · 2021-03-31T23:01:27+00:00

Think positively:

It's 2022. January is SuperStraight Pride Month. February is Biological Sex Celebration Month. March is SuperGay, April SuperLesbian, May SuperBi, June SuperEverybody, July-September is Women's History Months in the plural, October is SuperMonth, November is Thankful for Biology Month, and we keep Christmas because retailers need it.

our_team_is_winning · 2021-03-30T02:11:30+00:00

I'm waiting for one of those puppy play fetishists to take a trophy in a dog show. It's coming no doubt.

our_team_is_winning · 2021-01-25T01:33:09+00:00

Henceforth referred to as "Dickheads gone wild," that highly illustrated trans sub on reddit.

My favorites are always "I'm pre-everything." Yeah, that's called male modeling.

our_team_is_winning · 2020-10-13T23:43:26+00:00

<I’m FtM and so is my boyfriend, we’re both 19 >

Ok, so two teenage females who jumped on the social contagion bandwagon with both feet. Heads up, neither of you has a boyfriend.

That should be the response of every single person on earth. What I find so odd is that I guess (?) women are doing this because of misogyny, but then the first thing they want to do is hook up with a man. Gee, is it because they are straight women? (yes!) But somehow a gay man isn't going to be one of those misogynist straight men who they were trying to escape from, right? I think they imagine gay men are "like girls" so they're non-threatening. This is just so insulting to all people, male, female, gay, straight -- this transgender stuff is a dumpster fire.

our_team_is_winning · 2020-08-24T21:19:59+00:00

Radical Feminists exclude things that have nothing to do with women. Makes sense. All rights groups exclude unrelated topics. But we don't make up stupid terms like "Stuffed Animal Exclusionary Radical Animal Rights Activist" (SAERARA??) -- you say you care about animal rights, but what about stuffed toys? Don't plush teddy bears have the same rights as an animal assigned bear at birth? -- Sorry, fashioning a toy out of material and fake fur that imitates the look of an actual cat, dog, bear, turtle, horse, etc. is NOT an animal rights issue. I honestly feel it's that ridiculous.

our_team_is_winning · 2021-09-25T20:54:21+00:00

Punk is counterculture. We are the new punk.

THIS! Thank you! And it was a style of music more than anything. Same for goth. It's a music genre. Oh no, please don't tell me there is a "queer" music genre now? Would it just be men doing cover versions of "You make me feel like a natural woman"?

our_team_is_winning · 2021-06-17T04:59:21+00:00

Hahaha, "It's dangerous to say a man in a dress is a man in a dress. It's like saying Reality is real or something. Totally messes with my delusions. Scary shit, man."

our_team_is_winning · 2021-06-16T18:41:20+00:00

Does SF have a city ordinance against putting "Attention Pedophiles" on a billboard? If so, I'm surprised.

"Fetish? Misogyny? Homophobia? Attracted to minors? Reddit has you covered!" That would have been my submission.

our_team_is_winning · 2021-04-26T01:18:15+00:00

you gals expressed your similarities in that a lot of you used to jerk off to ....

I'll take Things Women Cannot Do for $100, Alex.

our_team_is_winning · 2021-04-08T05:25:04+00:00

"Boob Dylan" --- uggh. I can't unhear that.

our_team_is_winning · 2021-03-27T06:24:37+00:00

That literal troll called women "bio-holes" !!!!!!!!!!!!!

See, that is who I want to testify in the US Senate for the Equality Act. I want him, looking just like that, to tell the American public that women ("cis women") are just "bio-holes" and the Equality Act means "real women" like him can use the showers alongside 7-year-old "bio-holes."

Then Dick Durbin would add, "Haha, I remember being in school. I wasn't much of an athlete. Hahaha!"

And Rand Paul could ask, "Wait, did you just say you want to shower alongside 7-year-old girls?"

And the MSM could headline it "Bigot Rand Paul Attacks Woman in Bio-Hole Assault."

our_team_is_winning · 2021-03-05T06:50:16+00:00

Was this a troll or some self-awareness?

cis lesbian and trans lesbian may as well be two completely different sexualities because of it

our_team_is_winning · 2021-02-25T01:23:06+00:00

When we tell LARPing men "you can shove it up your ass," this isn't what we meant!

Long, long ago in a junior high I clearly remember one guy insulting another guy with "Your mom took a shit and you came out" and I laughed and laughed because I thought that was just about the most vulgar insult I'd ever heard and something ONLY boys would come up with.

our_team_is_winning · 2021-02-22T22:17:12+00:00

Uggh! Riley says he sees a girl and "I don't know if I want to kiss you or I want to be you" !!!!

He claims people stare at him kissing his gf. You see a tall gangly man with a protruding adam's apple, long hair, and makeup. I'd assume he's in a glam rock band. He's kissing a girl. Ok, that would not make me stare. Thinking "oh no, Rapey J. Penis has come to Australia!" THAT might do it.

our_team_is_winning · 2021-01-26T08:59:31+00:00

"cis people have sex with trans people ALL the time" -- yeah, in their creepy slash fan fiction stories online.

It's like watching a film studio put millions into a campaign for a film that will flop. A film that will end up losing hundreds of millions of dollars and be ridiculed for decades. Only the studio hasn't caught on yet and the ad campaign is still in full swing.

our_team_is_winning · 2020-12-10T07:22:21+00:00

"Some trans men are told they will never be men." Some flat-earthers are told the world is round.

our_team_is_winning · 2020-10-26T05:14:01+00:00

A cat walked across the keyboard, so they built a diversity seminar around it. Oh, Canada!

our_team_is_winning · 2020-10-19T05:31:53+00:00

"It's not pineapple on pizza, guys" -- WHAT?

https://archive.is/6eoKS

our_team_is_winning · 2020-10-08T07:17:35+00:00

This dude is too much:

<Lol. I experimented with my gay freshman roommate.... He ended up giving me a NSA blowjob frequently,....his technique was better than any girl’s..... gay sex seems like advanced masturbation to me tbh. “Wow, I found a clone of myself who has equivalent sexual desires. Let’s link up like puzzle pieces and pound!”>

Okay, please fill me in "NSA"? no sexual attraction? So he likes blow jobs from men. Now he has found a MAN (who's going to magically change into a woman, honest, just not yet) and wants tips for pleasuring a MAN, but gay sex is just beating off.... and then at the end he gets what he has actually done (but doesn't get it).

I've been wondering who "ladydick" possibly appealed to, and hey, jackpot for his trans boyfriend here because we've found one!

our_team_is_winning · 2020-10-07T07:30:46+00:00

"Doesn't want to spend a lot of money for them to be too small."

Flat chested woman here. See, I've failed at "womaning" again apparently.

our_team_is_winning · 2020-09-16T00:23:01+00:00

I wonder should it say "Autistic people far likelier to fall victim to Gender Woo"? Or "Be exploited by"?

our_team_is_winning · 2020-09-13T04:08:48+00:00

<She's always gushing about how she's in a queer relationship and dating a "beautiful lady" and calling him a her. >

The modern world has become the strangest bragging contest ever. When I was much younger, other young women would boast "Oh my bf is so kind; he always brings me gifts; he never forgets our anniversary; he is so understanding; he's such a good listener" -- those were the things that impressed other females. Then someone pressed the Bizarro Button and young women wanted to boast "Oh my bf is actually my gf and we're in a lesbian relationship; he and I share a wardrobe; I'm bipolar and he's on hormones; if you don't join me in my delusions, you are NOT my friend" -- If someone could please press "restore original factory settings," that would be great.

Sorry you're losing a friend, but life is SHORT (you don't realize how short when you're young) and you need every precious moment to accomplish things and do positive things, not be dragged into a gender-insanity cesspool.

our_team_is_winning · 2020-09-10T04:42:50+00:00

Remember those vile "Girls Gone Wild" videos? They should have a casting call for such a thing and have ONLY "women" like this guy show up. It might make a good reality show to see how men who know they're men relate to men who want others to join their "woman" LARP. All-male cast. Keep women safe and away from it. I feel like women aren't being heard here at all. Maybe if men stand up and say NO, something will change?

our_team_is_winning · 2020-09-05T20:37:25+00:00

It's tempting to say "you know what gets me off? When a guy lets me bite his dick so hard it draws blood. It just leaves LITTLE scabs. They'll heal. Come on! Don't you LOVE me???"

our_team_is_winning · 2021-11-06T03:40:29+00:00

Suffocating in a box is some sort of BDSM kink "breath play" thing?

our_team_is_winning · 2021-10-23T22:49:46+00:00

there's a lot things I did as a kid that were so gay but because I was designated as a little girl, they went under the radar

Such as being the first kid in elementary school to wear make up

Gay men here, were you wearing makeup to school at the age of 10?

being fascinated with Golden Hollywood and black and white films

You know who else loves those? Straight women.

I loved fashion as a kid. I would have fashion shows and draw designs in little books.

You know who else does that? Pretty much every straight little girl.

Comparing genitals in a very touchy way with a friend (guy).

Sounds more like a victim of child sexual abuse.

I also really liked cooking and baking with my mom and my sister.

You know who else does that? Girls! Yeah. Honest. It's NOT a sign you are a gay man trapped in a woman's body. It's just a thing a lot of girls do. Boys can do it too. Boys can do it and be straight too. Shocking, isn't it.

loving cute animals, loving disney movies, doing ballet

THIS is why they think they are gay men in women's bodies???? Yes, IF they were born MALE and did these things, some people might have thought they could be gay males. But they were FEMALES doing these things. HOW is that proof you are a gay male in a female body????

And the one who had the crush on the boy who turned out to be gay -- yeah, could it be because he was not as likely to say sexually aggressive things to a girl than the straight guys would have? Could it be because he liked to talk? Could it be because maybe he didn't try to get her attention by bullying her? No. The reason had to be because she is also a gay male.

These are all 12 year olds, aren't they?

our_team_is_winning · 2021-07-01T05:28:30+00:00

I am trying to "decide who is or isn't trans."

Did you tell him NOBODY is trans. That's like asking "who is or isn't a werewolf."

our_team_is_winning · 2021-06-20T04:34:47+00:00

That's why they "cancelled" Dr. Seuss isn't it.

our_team_is_winning · 2021-04-27T05:59:18+00:00

I'm so glad Sargon pointed out that he's an absolutist on the Earth being round and mocked a judge who would say calling Flat-Earthers wrong would not be "worthy of respect in a democratic society."

This issue needs all the sarcasm we can throw at it.

There is only reality. It doesn't matter what anyone believes. Reality is not a belief. It just is.

our_team_is_winning · 2021-04-14T07:48:52+00:00

Stop with the "they" shit! Thankfully there is only ONE Chris Crocker and not two or more.

Crocker also explained that they are afraid of transitioning in case it impacts on their income, which primarily comes from their sex work on OnlyFans.

That's what he does? Only Fans porn? Oh great....

our_team_is_winning · 2021-03-13T21:45:41+00:00

From your link, yes! This fits them to a T, pun intended:

They usually portray themselves as the hero or victim Along with being made the hero or victim in their stories, pathological liars tend to tell lies that seem to be geared at gaining admiration, sympathy, or acceptance by others.

They sometimes seem to believe the lies they tell A pathological liar tells lies and stories that fall somewhere between conscious lying and delusion. They sometimes believe their own lies.

our_team_is_winning · 2021-03-13T20:19:02+00:00

"When someone tells me "I date cis men but not trans men" I hear "I don't consider trans men masculine enough to be attractive and I don't think they're real men".

What I hear is "I am attracted to men." That could be coming from a straight or bi woman, or a gay or bi man. All I hear is "I am attracted to men."

Who told these people that the definition of "man" and "woman" was up for debate? Because it is not.

our_team_is_winning · 2021-03-09T07:25:30+00:00

Meghan is the face of First World Problems. For someone who allegedly renounced her title, her enTITLEment is off the charts. Sure be funny if Harry announces he's trans to escape the marriage.

our_team_is_winning · 2021-02-24T21:53:56+00:00

It sounds to me like a little kid telling his mom he's a dinosaur. "That's nice dear. Enjoy playing dinosaur." And he protests that no, he is a real dinosaur. "Dinosaurs are extinct, sweetums." And then the kid has a meltdown that obviously mom is wrong because HE is a dinosaur, so they're real and live among us now, and why is mom looking at his human body and not seeing a reptile from 65 million years ago when in his head it's true?

So tired of his mom being a DERF (Dinosaur-Exclusionary-Radical-Feminist)

our_team_is_winning · 2021-02-21T22:01:07+00:00

they want to feel special

They should try being non-Woke. That seems to be the most marginal of all groups among the under 25s. Of course, then they actually would be persecuted.

our_team_is_winning · 2021-02-04T02:08:50+00:00

I'm supposed to read "thanks to the internet" with maximum sarcasm in my tone, right?

our_team_is_winning · 2021-01-25T02:53:29+00:00

Someone finally made the comic strip you knew was coming!

https://imgur.com/a/ykEiq4t

our_team_is_winning · 2021-01-25T01:02:05+00:00

I don't want any body part that is attached to a crazy person. Why can't they grasp that part? Don't even bother getting to the anatomy.

our_team_is_winning · 2020-12-21T02:29:35+00:00

Are these Springer guests? Is Jerry Springer still on TV? These are all actors trying to get noticed for SNL or something right?

These people only put this crap on because they are amused like crazy that anyone nods and takes them seriously.

our_team_is_winning · 2020-12-05T03:05:50+00:00

<After I transitioned I experienced transmisogyny - a combination of discrimination for being a transgender person and also for being a woman. All transmisogyny is, first and foremost, misogyny. She's looking forward to an escape from the routine hostility and transmisogyny that have defined most of her teenage years. Transmisogyny: the intersection between transphobia and misogyny, where the two forms of bigotry overlap.

dislike or unfair treatment of transgender women (= women who were not said to be female at birth): As a political party we must root out transphobia and transmisogyny from the movement.>

So you can just make things up and Cambridge will put them in the dictionary? Makes you want to have a contest doesn't it!

Why not redefine "transmission" -- no longer a part of the car but instead the life goal of TWAW, in conjunction with major dictionary publishers.

our_team_is_winning · 2020-10-15T04:43:02+00:00

Neovaginas are full of bacteria

I don't know how to do those about to puke and then puke emoji characters, but imagine you see them. Ewwwwwwwww.

our_team_is_winning · 2020-10-15T03:37:22+00:00

So what I got from that is that spray painting in an alley isn't vandalism, but it IS a hate crime if you insult tomatoes.

Now make a cartoon showing the tomato assaulting a woman in the bathroom with #ReportRape at the end.

our_team_is_winning · 2020-10-08T06:50:04+00:00

r/badwomensanatomy

Dying laughing over that sub name. When I was in high school I had a male classmate who was actively having sex with his girlfriend (not in class!) and he asked our small group of girls, dead serious, "How can you pee if you have a tampon in?" (and he didn't mean how not to get the string wet -- he thought it was the same hole). THAT sounds like a case of bad (at) women's anatomy.

our_team_is_winning · 2020-10-07T07:43:44+00:00

creeps with pregnancy fetishes approaching to tell you they want to smell and lick your pregnant pussy.

I don't know how many miles apart we are on earth, but surely you can hear me screaming if you poke your head out the door? Please tell me you made that up? Please. I'm going to tell myself you made that up so that I can sleep. But then I read that thing on pregnant women being in demand in German brothels, so I know you didn't......

Also strangers, acquaintances and work colleagues constantly asking: When are you due?

2025

Can I touch your stomach?

$20. It's for the kid's college fund.

What are you having?

Ooh, lunch orders already? A conversation with an annoying person? Another headache brought on by coworkers?

Be tempting to get a t-shirt with preprinted answers you could just point to, or leaflets to hand out.

our_team_is_winning · 2020-10-07T07:18:41+00:00

"Do you know anything I can do to feel more female?"

Have a pervy old man look you up in down when you're trapped alone with him on an elevator? Maybe go to the Manosphere online and pretend every comment about a woman applies to YOU! Warning: there's a lot of pix of George Clooney there, "aging like fine wine."

Most of the time I just feel like a person going about my business until something (usually bad) brings up the fact that I have this female body to contend with.

our_team_is_winning · 2020-09-23T06:17:53+00:00

A woman writes: "My wife is a transwoman who is still in the closet."

I read: "My husband is a narcissist with a potentially dangerous sexual fetish that has destroyed our marriage. I could try to get away, but he might kill me, literally, because men like this get violent if you state the truth about them being men. Also, he has me held hostage financially. My Stockholm Syndrome runs deep, so I am going to accommodate this insanity by trying to get Woke points out of it."

Did I read that correctly?

our_team_is_winning · 2020-09-17T11:29:41+00:00

Makes more "sense" or more "sex" ? I like the Freudian slip :) Although I'd prefer the gay sex to transgender making more sex.... :)

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