Guy with firearms related warrant bolts from arrest. Lady cop turns taser to ludicrous mode. by ConShonery in WatchPeopleDie

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Shut the fuck up. All niggers should be shot. The real tragedy is you let the monkeys out of the zoo in the first place.

Elephant Slams, Stomps, and Crushes Person Repeatedly by Oneda in WatchPeopleDie

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Remember boy and girls, inside every elephant is a nigger from Africa.

Black Girl trying to stab people shot by police. by MikeOochizitchy in WatchPeopleDie

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Why did he stop shooting? So many monkeys left. Did he run out of bullets or something?

Man Poops on Side of Road, Slips on Own Poo, Falls Down, Head Crushed by Truck by Oneda in WatchPeopleDie

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If there was an appropriate award, this gentleman would win it several years in a row.

3 dead in murder+suicide after a dispute of where to deposit snow by die996 in WatchPeopleDie

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Why did he commit suicide? Maybe he was indeed a pussy.

It's Brazil, so you know what happens by DoctorsHateHim in WatchPeopleDie

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/r/ConvenientCop

It's even inside a convenience store for added points

Car abruptly accelerates into a sitting woman by HopeThatHalps in WatchPeopleDie

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Car keeps flooring it for a bit after the impact. I'd say that's evidence of a mechanical malfunction.

Coronavirus in China. Running out of body bags. Three children placed into one body bag. by yetanotherone_sigh in WatchPeopleDie

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IF THAT HAPPENED TO ME I WOULD BE THE ONE KID WAKING UP INSIDE THE BAGGGGGGGGGG

Two men drown in Niagara River by SubSaharanBeast in WatchPeopleDie

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No gore. No shoes. Vertical.

Liveleak.com - Three friends film themselves in accidental drowning by oozinator1 in WatchPeopleDie

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In scuba instructor training, you are taught to keep distance, just out of reach, let them tire out and then when you attempt to tackle them, you are to get behind them, yes, and the best way is often to swim under and behind them as they will try to face you while panicking. If they get ahold of you and force you down, you should swim downwards and that will make them let go of you. Advanced technique for the tackling is a bit of judo where you bait out your right arm that's pretwisted to their right arm, and as they reach for it you pull hard which makes them pirouette around and into a headlock. Now you can swim backwards towards shore with your legs while keeping their head above water with your arms, while their arms flail around harmlessly.

Liveleak.com - Man beats his girl to death by oozinator1 in WatchPeopleDie

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She must have been a piece of shit.

A church in White Settlement was attacked by a gunman and killed 2 people, the gunman is killed seconds later. by Griffter in WatchPeopleDie

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In fact, no person was injured.

A man crushed to death in a NYC elevator accident by roger in WatchPeopleDie

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Americans are shit at building elevators and they clearly don't care about their people.

Funkytown- a classic by FINGORE in WatchPeopleDie

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Preemptive*

Ur wellcom

Chinese man jumps to his death from apartment building by tejmar in WatchPeopleDie

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Wtf ass first

Happy to have our community back! by Puppy_on_lsd in WatchPeopleDie

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Can you make me moderator?

Where Have People Been Hanging out Since WPD went down? by JFK in WatchPeopleDie

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Brazil

Funkytown- a classic by FINGORE in WatchPeopleDie

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The best part of this sub-rebirth is that I'm unbanned. Time to spread truth, logic and grammar advice once again.