What would you do if a muay thai expert pulled your wife's hair? by orgias in AskSaidIt

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Is he also going to explain what a muay thai expert is while he's pulling my wife's hair?

Aikido master by xoenix in whatever

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This is the first time I've seen someone other than Steven Seagul do that.

It’s time to limit how often we can travel abroad – ‘carbon passports’ may be the answer by xoenix in whatever

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We should just give up all our freedom and sovereignty. That will cure the Earth of all its ills.

The sun continues to have a huge coronal hole, 12 hours later. by Musky in pics

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It should have worn a mask.

NPR is crying that brown people are having more children after abortion was banned post-Dobbs. They're not racist though. by iamonlyoneman in whatever

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Hopefully she's rolling on a spit in Hell.

NPR is crying that brown people are having more children after abortion was banned post-Dobbs. They're not racist though. by iamonlyoneman in whatever

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That's because the eggs weren't fertilized.

This dictionary has a warning banner on the definition for "niggard" by LarrySwinger2 in whatever

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If words offend you, then you have some serious issues. Instead of telling everyone what they can or can't say around you, you should learn how to be an adult and deal with what other people say. I never thought adults could be so stupid and immature.

Yet another way all climate doomer models are wrong: Water can evaporate with only light input, more than with only heat. by iamonlyoneman in whatever

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That's not a new discovery. I learned that in school in the 80s.

Ok, Cloudflare is WWAAAYYY too aggressive. by BobOki in whatever

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Is that why the app stopped working?

Netflix documentary already in the works for Diane Feinstein by Oyveygoyim in funny

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Of course. They need to get started right away at rewriting history.

The clearest picture ever taken from the surface of Venus by --a in space

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It looks better in person.

Being a woman is a fucking superpower. by zherka in whatever

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I would happily charge for pictures of my butthole, if someone was willing to pay for them.

Being a woman is a fucking superpower. by zherka in whatever

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I blame myself for wanting to look at their buttholes.

Apple fucked us on right to repair (again) by [deleted] in TechCompanies

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Phone companies suck people into Apple phones. Mine offers free iPhones to new customers. They have free Android phones too, but they are the total junk, bottom of the line, barely usable phones running either an old version of Android or Android Go which is so limited that it's laughable.

People will go for the free iPhone since it's 1000 times better than the free off brand Android being offered by the phone company. Then they are stuck in the Apple ecosystem and forced to pay Apple an exuberant amount of money for any accessories and/or upgrades.

The only people I know that have iPhones are really poor. It's sad, too because they end up spending so much money on their "free" phone because you can't go outside of Apple for apps, or accessories.

Republicans vs Democrats by boston_blackie in politics

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Democrats aren't interested in facts. It's all about feelings. They feel like republicans are racist. The debate ends there.

My dad used to yell at me and beat me when I was a kid by Gringovirus in general

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Have you watched Bojack Horseman?

Santa Claus has some scary competition. by Tom_Bombadil in whatever

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My kids screamed and cried when they saw Santa. Maybe this guy isn't as scary.

what makes your worm hard every time? by yelgy in Ask

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Putting it in the freezer

So much for CAPTCHA – bots can do them quicker than humans by Drewski in technology

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For distorted text fields, humans took 9-15 seconds with an accuracy of just 50-84 percent. Bots, on the other hand, beat the tests in less than a second with 99.8 percent accuracy

I thought that was the point. If it was done too quickly or perfectly, then it was a bot.

Look at this google trends graph, the word 'antivax' was invented and popularized in 2019. What a coincidence. by newguy in whatever

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I remember seeing a lot of posts in 2019 on Reddit about antivaxers. They were all stories from 15 to 20+ years ago. I wondered why, all of a sudden, there was an uptick in antivax mocking, but nothing was currently happening (that I knew off then) to instigate it. It all started making sense about a year later.

This shit is just weird. Wtf is happening by MolecCodicies in WayOfTheBern

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Nukes are gay.

25 Things You Shouldn't Stick Your Dick Into by [deleted] in TIL

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They didn't mention my ex-wife.