This mossberg is a useless shotgun.

jingles · 2022-08-08T14:34:03+00:00

dont worry about the bad knee, you have two of 'em..

hey, why dont i talk to her and see if i can patch things up for you, old buddy old pal.. you can trust me..

hey, shoot me a pic and an old pair of her panties.

let me know.

jingles · 2022-08-14T04:10:34+00:00

The trick to using a plastic pussy is to lube it all up with wd40 or you can just squirt a few mayonnaise packets up in it.

I have been doing this since way back.

jingles · 2022-08-19T15:36:01+00:00

i wish no harm to muskrat... he has enough problems without me causing him any more.

jingles · 2022-08-12T00:36:05+00:00

When I was younger, I liked younger girls, but I never messed around with em way young..

Like, for example, when I was 26 I had an absolute smoking hot 16 year old girlfriend.

Everybody was aware that we were dating and that we were sexually active.

I knew her dad and I used to stay overnight at her dad's house with her.

I even took her to my parole office visits.

She was a part time model for some modelling agency called page parkes or something like that.

She was silky soft from head to toe.

And, she was not like these modern girls that have a penis, but I did my best to overlook her shortcomings. /S

Yup.

jingles · 2022-08-20T06:39:26+00:00

He is at the SAIDIT beauty pageant.

jingles · 2022-08-19T06:32:21+00:00

when i posted that article(using a different username, crazyshooter), i was pointing out that people are dying from the vax... the article could have been about eskimos, it made no difference to me.

i thought that fschmidt's remark where he said "good" was a tad rude, but he was not advocating violence...

i am personally planning to go to a place where assisted suicide is legal and allowed.

if you dont like it, suck it. i am a terminal patient and i simply hate this world.

its not violence, it is my body and my choice and i will do it according to our laws, each and every letter.

fuck you and fuck this life.

jingles · 2022-08-08T20:22:02+00:00

his lady is leaving him and it is entirely possible that he might suicide.

muskrat, you can pm me if you want someone to talk to and if you want to meet and hangout for a minute i can do that also.

i think he might have been pretty tore up over her leaving him.

peace and love bro.

jingles · 2022-08-19T15:04:43+00:00

The best thing to happen to humanity will be when they explode a nuke up in low orbit that kills all electronics.

Important and useful people of substance like pelosi and fauci and gates will live safely underground while everyone else starves to death over a ten year period of cannibalism and fighting.

Do the right thing and volunteer to be vaporized.

jingles · 2022-08-10T23:02:02+00:00

i appreciate that.. i think.. but, i want you to know something... i used to have a fairly serious drinking problem and i have an even more serious life problem.. and, so when i set about making a transformation in my life i sat down and reviewed my entire life i realized that i was a drunk and i was full time criminal and i have literally every conceivable form of corruption and perversion wrapped around my life like it was a tight fitting sweater..

i decided that i dont gain anything by lying or misrepresenting anything to anyone, so i dont do it.

i dropped skool after the eighth grade and that is how it is.

https://files.catbox.moe/ssovcq.mp3

jingles · 2022-08-08T15:08:53+00:00

i figured that was you.. you are always having drama with your lady...

is she really leaving you?

i am really sorry to hear that.

a quick suggestion: even if you arent sure what you did, just tell her that you are sorry for doing it and that you will try to be a better husband or whatever to her.. tell her that you were drunk and you didnt mean what you said.. even if you werent.. plead with her.. again, the ladies need to feel needed.

if that fails, maybe suggest to her that she could always leave tomorrow or the next day and that maybe she could just give it a day and take it slow.

and hey, tell her that you love her.

that always gets em.

if that doesnt work, drink a gallon of oven cleaner and tell her that if you cant live with her that you dont want to live at all. do that while you shove a toilet plunger up your ass.

let me know how it works out.

hey, i am just tryna help a friend..

edward.

jingles · 2022-08-29T08:35:46+00:00

That is beautiful

/u/usehername

jingles · 2022-08-22T08:37:19+00:00

Ok. I quit.

jingles · 2022-08-19T06:39:33+00:00

just fyi, typically wd40 is not a substance that "unfreezes bolts" not typically... it is a light lubricant.. to unfreeze, many auto parts will be able to recommend something stronger.. there are substances that can unfreeze bolts..

btw, there are only about a few dozen videos about this on youtube.

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=pinch+bolt+ball+joint+subaru

if i were handling a job like this, i would first do a shitton of research to see how others had handled this type of thing.

dont. be. lazy.

do. your. homework.

here is one that you would want to check out by scotty kilmer.. he is probably one of the slickest youtube mechanics.. this video is about how he handles stuck bolts..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zy_SM5aXkU

/u/airbus320 is too smart and too lazy to actually post a few high resolution pictures of what he has going on with his car... he expects that we are just going to read his mind about what his car problem looks like..

fk.

if i were sitting in front of his car, i would probably have his problem solved in about ten minutes.

how to change lug nuts video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NTkb1nA3sQ

jingles · 2022-08-06T03:20:00+00:00

Anti-jewish hatred comes from Muslims. They are still butt-hurt that a Jewish slave girl that was held captive by the "prophet Mohammed" served him a meal that contained poison.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaynab_bint_Al-Harith#:~:text=Hadiths%20attributed%20to%20Aisha%20and,he%20was%20poisoned%20in%20Khaybar.&text=Umm%20Bishr%20%5Bthe%20stepmother%20of,%2C%20%22O%20apostle%20of%20Allah!

jingles · 2022-08-01T15:29:22+00:00

Yeah, this fucktard has another post saying that anti-vaxxers should have their kids taken away.

In another post, the OP posted a video titled "I wanna become a homosexual".

LGBT has become a full blown mental disorder.

It looks like CNN is firing up the insult machine.

jingles · 2022-06-26T21:40:31+00:00

I invented the toilet.

jingles · 2022-08-19T06:24:35+00:00

you know, vulptex, that is complete crap.. on approx three occasions muskrat has threatened to come to my residence(a boat) and to "hurt me".. /u/usehername does absolutely not a fucking thing.

there is always one set of rules for the moderator's friendz and another set of rules for those that are not friends of the moderators.

the internet is the worst thing that has happened to humanity in a minute.

jingles · 2022-08-19T03:12:54+00:00

i am old school.. i dont fuck ladies that have a penis.

thanks for the offer.

except for the ear rings and the curly hair, she looks like a dude.

jingles · 2022-08-15T03:23:34+00:00

i will make your free websites.

jingles · 2022-08-13T21:29:31+00:00

Whenever I post one of these parody stories, so many people buy into it.

jingles · 2022-08-09T15:44:07+00:00

just fyi, it is bill gates that is a key player behind this assault on trump.

bill gates fkng hates trump.

bill gates mocks him by saying "trump isnt a REAL billionaire".

btw, you are familiar with MSNBC, right?

it used to just be NBC, but then microsoft partnered with them... remember MSpaint, MSword, MSdos...

then bill gates had himself distanced from MSNBC, which is not a terribly complex thing to do..

it is not rocket science to own a company but your name does not publicly appear on any paperwork.

trump search warrant:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_uuZprIVKg

bill gates discussing fauci/vacccnes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_BGjvAM0uM

jingles · 2022-08-07T15:38:21+00:00

Her sports career is over.

She might get released when she is 40 years old.

Her "wife" has probably already found herself a new partner.

Is this the same sports star that refused to respect our flag?

Good Bye Dog.

jingles · 2022-06-30T18:38:16+00:00

this shit looks so crazy like something from the notheonion or whatever, but it is legit a missing persons report from a canada police agency...

i entered the http://tps.to/53329 and it redirects to the police department missing persons page.

https://www.tps.ca/media-centre/news-releases/53329/

i am sitting here shaking my head and i cant believe this bullshit is for real... is this real or is this a hoax?

video: a toilet carbeurator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLd6174bz2k

jingles · 2022-06-26T22:38:42+00:00

i am working on it now.

do you want to know how i can tell that you are not my friend and that instead you are a dirty motherfucker that only intends to fuck with me?

when i tell you over and over and over that my name is edward and it is not ed and it is not eddie, you insist on calling me ed.

you are shit garbage.

jingles · 2022-06-26T03:44:27+00:00

Dear mister yabbit,

You are being transferred to saidit Antarctica office.

Effective immediately.

jingles · 2022-08-19T09:52:55+00:00

She looks like a dude. I do not know why these dudes think that they can put some earrings on and some hot red lipstick and some garter belts and a clitty clamp and a testicle compressor and some breastplate pads and they are gonna fool anybody into thinking they are some hot chic with a little pussy that looks and smells and tastes like a peach

I do not get it.

jingles · 2022-08-24T04:04:22+00:00

and /u/hongkongphooey is the kangaroo man.

jingles · 2022-08-24T04:03:41+00:00

my friend /u/usehername likes kangaroos.

jingles · 2022-08-14T05:21:25+00:00

It could be a sign of dimentia

It is my opinion that biden's anger is due to him not knowing how to solve problems as a mature adult.

He has the problem solving skills of an angry ten year old.

jingles · 2022-08-01T15:17:14+00:00

One big vote for muskrat

jingles · 2022-08-20T16:47:53+00:00

Next they will add a C for cannibalism.

LGBTPC.

jingles · 2022-08-19T18:03:28+00:00

Yeah, he could easily pass for a young looking fifty..

jingles · 2022-08-14T12:05:57+00:00

I am busy cleaning my shotgun.

Talk later

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/convicted-australian-kangaroo-rapist-arrested-in-canada-for-sexually-assaulting-beavers/

jingles · 2022-08-13T21:26:39+00:00

Yes, I am afraid that lesbians do exist.. I am male, and so I am not pushing a lesbian agenda..

There are most definitely people that are sexually and romantically attracted to the same sex and not to the opposite sex.

It is probably the only story in the media that is actually true.

jingles · 2022-08-11T23:59:58+00:00

I can convert you online for the small fee on two dollars.

Payable in installments of four dollars per month for ninety nine years.

I also offer an assisted suicide service where I will personally shove you over Niagara falls for only $920.00, champagne is available for an extra charge

jingles · 2022-08-11T15:00:24+00:00

maybe we can get /u/jasoncarswell to surround the irs headquarters with semi trucks.

jingles · 2022-08-09T10:54:56+00:00

my experience is that real alcoholics will somtiimes be given jobs as forum moderators or as software engineers, cuz they just simply cant do nothing else. that alcohol simply rots their brain. they would probably be better off if they just had hamsters crawling around in their skull gnawing at their brain matter.

or sometimes we just train them to work in the treasury department where we print money.

pretty much, they are useless members of society..

one drop of alcohol can make a person go full blown retarded. i should know.

seriously, i studied drug and alcohol issues and counseling.

it is my firm opinion that most alcoholics ought to be just thrown into prison or whatever and pretty much they all should be castrated and the full genitals package should be remove and sealed up.

some people say that my humor is missing somethin g.

good morning.

jingles · 2022-08-08T21:54:13+00:00

Yes, not quite Stalin level since they still had a jury.

i watched the case on youtube and the judge told the jury that HE IS GUILTY AND THAT ALL THEY NEEDED TO DO WAS TO FIGURE OUT HIS SETTLEMENT AMOUNT or something like that.

that is extremely improper for the judge to TELL the jury that the defendant is GUILTY.

an absolute textbook example of a KANGAROO COURT.

SHE ALSO JUST TOLD HIM THAT HE IS NOT BANKRUPT AND THAT HE IS NOT ALLOWED TO SAY THAT HE IS BANKRUPT.

I BELIEVE THAT HE CAN SAY THAT HE IS THE EASTER BUNNY, IF THAT IS WHAT HE WANTS TO SAY...

THEN IT WOULD BE THEIR JOB TO PROVE THAT HE IS NOT THE EASTER BUNNY.

THIS IS A KANGAROO COURT.

jingles · 2022-08-08T12:06:08+00:00

ok fine.. next time i meet a trannie that wants to be my plumbers helper i wont hire them.

cool.

jingles · 2022-08-08T07:39:19+00:00

all respect and kindness and love, but when the rubber hits the road lgbt will morph into a full blown mental disorder of some sort and you wont like the side effects of being around it.

... and now they run many of our major corporations such as google and facebook and twitter and saidit and the whitehouse.

they will entirely fuck up the soup, count on it.

jingles · 2022-08-01T15:56:40+00:00

*Reddit is their asylum, but now they are everywhere

jingles · 2022-08-01T15:20:21+00:00

It is obviously a bullshit post.

The lesbians are pissed that women can't so easily murder children by getting an abortion, so now they are attacking families and their children.

jingles · 2022-07-01T04:08:30+00:00

the next stage of this fiasco is that people will be offered incentives to transition... tax breaks, govt assistance, housing, cash, etc...

they will start giving you a basic income because you are taking your trans meds.

jingles · 2022-06-26T21:49:21+00:00

they are showing us who really was behind the january six hoax.

archived page: https://web.archive.org/web/20220626215106/https://old.reddit.com/r/WorkersStrikeBack/duplicates/vkksh6/_/

this is a victory for the republican party... the violent democrats that have always tried to play the "poor little abused lgbtp" card have just threatened the supreme court judges.

democrats just fucked up and showed their aces to everyone.

jingles · 2022-08-24T04:22:42+00:00

in the country, a man can have relations with several of the farm animals at one time and that is okay.

usually, country folks tend to be more relaxed.

jingles · 2022-08-23T14:57:04+00:00

no serious counselor would ever entertain such an inquiry, even as a joke.

i have reported your comment as "advocating violence".

best wishes.

jingles · 2022-08-22T15:41:25+00:00

it only qualifies as a successful dive IF YOU MANAGE TO RESURFACE AND ARE STILL ALIVE.

the titanic does not qualify.

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