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The Onion 20 years ago, or an actual news piece in currentyear? This USED to be satire.

by iamonlyoneman to /s/whatever from theonion.com

If "groomer" is an LGBTQP+ slur . . . what does that say about the people who have hurt feelings? Asking for a friend.

by iamonlyoneman to /s/whatever from i.imgur.com

Joe Biden said: "Two (black) congressmen look like they really could play ball and the other (brown) one looks like he can bomb you."

by iamonlyoneman to /s/NotTheOnion from twitter.com

Leftist Paradise

by iamonlyoneman to /s/funny from files.catbox.moe

Greenland's most critical glacier is suddenly gaining ice. CNN: here's why that's bad

by iamonlyoneman to /s/environment from edition.cnn.com

OUR memes, comrade

by iamonlyoneman to /s/memes from media.greatawakening.win

Joe Biden: "You’re not going to get COVID if you have these vaccinations." Covid: Hold my beer

by iamonlyoneman to /s/funny from archive.ph

Flashback to 2020 when Glacier National Park removed the signs that said the glaciers would be gone by 2020 due to global warming LOL

by iamonlyoneman to /s/environment from cnn.com

Doctor who cheered ‘No Jab, No Job’ suffers sudden heart attack.

by iamonlyoneman to /s/NoNewNormal from americasfrontlinenews.com

US Army is developing a tactical bra for its female soldiers.

by iamonlyoneman to /s/news from cnn.com

Tesco apologizes for security tags on cosmetics for darker skin... called it human error LOL. Thou Shalt Not Admit Truth.

by iamonlyoneman to /s/whatever from dailymail.co.uk

Fauci says he didn't recommend lockdowns. Here's 9 times he did.

by iamonlyoneman to /s/news from townhall.com

People spend all kinds of money to go to a disney park, then wait an hour and a half, up to six hours, to get on a ride that breaks down constantly. Time and money well spent, eh.

by iamonlyoneman to /s/whatever from sfgate.com

Not satire: Encourage women to smell their poop to be more inclusive to Trans women

by iamonlyoneman to /s/therearetwogenders from iqfy.com

It was probably a cooking/recipe exchange channel IDK I didnt click through

by iamonlyoneman to /s/MeanwhileOnReddit from i.imgur.com

In honor of the 3-year anniversary of Epstein 'killing himself', a reminder:

by iamonlyoneman to /s/news from i.redd.it

Woman succeeds in passing as male, gets treatment for kidney failure, nearly fucking dies because women have different levels to define kidney failure.

by iamonlyoneman to /s/whatever from womenarehuman.com

Randy husband buys sex doll that looks like wife for when she's not in the mood by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

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She's twenty-three years old? Bruh. That's a pretty rough 23 years!

In Austria, the finger-pointing has begun! Government tries to blame DOCTORS for vaccine in juries.

by iamonlyoneman to /s/whatever from stevekirsch.substack.com

Russia is turning off the gas in Poland and Bulgaria… Starting tonight… they didnt pay in rubles surprisedpikachu.jpg

by iamonlyoneman to /s/news from citizenfreepress.com

Judge rules man was allowed by capitol police into the building on January 6th. Another official narrative lie debunked.

by iamonlyoneman to /s/news from amgreatness.com

Completely Incompatible As A Food Source by Questionable in whatever

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Holy shit bro I just found out people are putting something on their FOOD that will explode if you put it in contact with water! Have you heard this bit about sodium? We basically can't even process this stuff AT ALL in our digestive systems, it's incompatible with life!

Taking naps is associated with having strokes. NOT the jab. The jab is safe. Take the jab, not a nap!

by iamonlyoneman to /s/whatever from 9news.com.au

Meta is suing Meta for naming itself Meta

by iamonlyoneman to /s/technology from theverge.com

A handy infographic guide to pronoun usage

by iamonlyoneman to /s/whatever from files.catbox.moe

When you're so against racism that you introduce racism . . . maybe you went too far. California high school to introduce race-based grading criteria

by iamonlyoneman to /s/racism from westcooknews.com

NHS urged to use the phrase "lower birth" or "frontal birth" instead of "vaginal birth" because brain worms make people think babies don't come out a vagina

by iamonlyoneman to /s/therearetwogenders from dailymail.co.uk

Insufferable queer employees at Exxon sperg out when the company refuses to fly their fag flags

by iamonlyoneman to /s/whatever from houstonchronicle.com

Woke homophobia, hatred, abuse &c directed at gay men for having their preference . . . from transvestites and TRA

by iamonlyoneman to /s/whatever from photos.google.com

Some Epson printers are hard-coded to stop working until a software flag is reset by a service agent, exacerbating e-waste concerns

by iamonlyoneman to /s/environment from fighttorepair.substack.com

Mental health is a problem. 90% of school shooters being on brain-altering drugs is also a problem.

by iamonlyoneman to /s/whatever from i2.wp.com

OUR memes, comrade by iamonlyoneman in memes

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please don't steal my meme bro

Hey, Associated Press, what's that on that casket over there? by Chipit in WorldNews

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it's a z with a cancel sign through it, because the soldier was a not-z

Thermometer says it's cold

by iamonlyoneman to /s/pics from i.imgur.com

Sri Lankans stormed the Presidential palace. This is what happens when the food runs out.

by iamonlyoneman to /s/news from twitter.com

Mother of Fucking God. by Questionable in whatever

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Please no swearing on this christian website

Armed robber shot dead by dollar store Clerk, robbers' siblings angry because Clerk defended himself. 2nd of 10 siblings shot to death, nice family!

by iamonlyoneman to /s/whatever from defiantamerica.com

In a move that could never have any possible negative repercussions, police have started using deepfake videos to help with investigations

by iamonlyoneman to /s/technology from theguardian.com

Today is AGP Day of Visibility . . . spread it

by iamonlyoneman to /s/therearetwogenders from uploads.ovarit.com

Democrats claim Florida is pushing a 'Don't Say Gay' bill. Here's what the legislation actually says

by iamonlyoneman to /s/news from foxnews.com

Reality Check by Questionable in whatever

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it's real https://www.inquirer.com/news/sonalee-rashatwar-fat-positivity-body-acceptance-sexuality-therapy-20190703.html

Danish government: The jab is so bad for young people compared to covid, we ban youngs from getting the jab. Twitter: This is misleading

by iamonlyoneman to /s/news from twitter.com

A tweet showing a graph of ages and sexes of gaypox patients violated twitter's rules.

by iamonlyoneman to /s/whatever from twitter.com

Germany: Number of young people falls to record low. People aged 15 to 24 have never made such a small share of Germany's population. No civilization has ever come back from such a demographic collapse. Germany is dead. The coroner has ruled assisted suicide. by Chipit in WorldNews

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Not to worry comrade, there are plenty of young people in Africa and the Middle East to fill in the gaps!

Wind and Solar FAIL to reduce emissions

by iamonlyoneman to /s/environment from wattsupwiththat.com

Man allowed by the Biden administration to remain in USA illegally, pimped out his daughter in a "sanctuary state" and killed himself in jail. Thanks, Biden!

by iamonlyoneman to /s/news from illegalaliencrimereport.com

We're not grooming your children, we're just encouraging them to hide sexual secrets from you

by iamonlyoneman to /s/Education from freebeacon.com

A motorist demonstrates proper technique for dealing with motorcyclists who attack your car. Women and faint-hearted males take note: There's no running people over this time LOL

by iamonlyoneman to /s/whatever from vid8.poal.co

Michael Moore Calls for Full Repeal of Second Amendment -- 'You Don’t Need a Gun' by StillLessons in politics

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Children in schools are protected with "gun free zone" signs

Biden Administration Raised Amount of Ethanol Required in Gasoline from 10% to 15%, Three Predictable Problems Will Surface Soon - The Last Refuge

by iamonlyoneman to /s/whatever from theconservativetreehouse.com

CDC Recommends Wearing Masks to prevent a disease spread by gay but secks at degeneracy festivals

by iamonlyoneman to /s/news from medicaldaily.com

It's not a vagina it's an arrow

by iamonlyoneman to /s/therearetwogenders from uploads.ovarit.com

UK releases report confirming the fully vaccinated now account for 9 in every 10 Covid-19 deaths in England

by iamonlyoneman to /s/Health from sott.net

Somehow Pfizer's amazing covid cure Paxlovid has people getting covid again after the 5-day treatment. Almost as if it doesn't work.

by iamonlyoneman to /s/news from dailymail.co.uk

Researchers Found Puberty Blockers And Hormones Didn’t Improve Trans Kids’ Mental Health At Their Clinic. Then They Published A Study Claiming The Opposite.

by iamonlyoneman to /s/therearetwogenders from jessesingal.substack.com

Pentagon Clarifies, No "Offensive" Biologic Weapons in Ukraine Bio-Labs Where U.S. Defense Dept Was Working

by iamonlyoneman to /s/conspiracy from theconservativetreehouse.com

I'm old enough to remember when South Korea and Vietnam were hailed as covid-19 success stories. Welp.

by iamonlyoneman to /s/NoNewNormal from citizenfreepress.com

Israel's Knesset passes law barring Palestinian spouses. Proponents say the law helps ensure Israel's security and maintains its "Jewish character". It's an apartheid ethno-state, right in front of our faces: "The State of Israel is Jewish and so it will remain." by Chipit in WorldNews

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The Arabs have literally no ancestral claim that predates the jews. Stop drinking the kool-aid

While the world is distracted by Ukraine, China is still locking down entire cities because of covid-19 and people are starving

by iamonlyoneman to /s/WorldNews from zerohedge.com

USA violates WHO guidelines, counts deaths with covid as being from covid.

by iamonlyoneman to /s/whatever from threadreaderapp.com

Cross-dressing Rhode Island man secretly videotaped women, girls in bathroom at mall

by iamonlyoneman to /s/news from thesunchronicle.com

Leftoid cries about Trump's MANY PROVABLE CRIMINAL ACTS . . . asked to specify the crimes, he responds "I'm done talking" LOL

by iamonlyoneman to /s/funny from twitter.com

We're not erasing women, we just refuse to mention them in official guidance regarding pregnancy and menstruation!

by iamonlyoneman to /s/whatever from dailymail.co.uk

Called the police on parent who left his kids in a hot car by RedViking in whatever

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Because OP is a lying virtue-signaling karmawhore, is my guess

Trans cheerleader kicked out of camp for allegedly choking teammate by P-38lightning in news

[–]iamonlyoneman 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Choking someone out for an insult? Pretty stereotypical female behaviour.

Would you beat the shit out of reddit powermods just to get you're account back by Sensitivead in AskSaidIt

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MFW

How do you do it? by Adventurous_Ad6212 in TumblrInAction

[–]iamonlyoneman 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

This post was written by a bot.

On Reddit This Morning; Gender Propagandist Accuses a Person of Transphobia for Using the Terms "Masculine" and "Feminine". by [deleted] in TumblrInAction

[–]iamonlyoneman 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

nothing more violent you can do

So . . . curb stomping a tr00n is less violent than noticing dick skin isn't a vagine? Wow.

Russia And China Officially Announce A "New Global Reserve Currency" . . . did your chosen source of news inform you this was happening?

by iamonlyoneman to /s/news from quoththeraven.substack.com

Totally normal and sane behaviour from transbians. This is totally how typical women act. by Clownowski in TumblrInAction

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MFW cheese made from male breastmilk

If white people act like this, we call them "white trash".

by iamonlyoneman to /s/whatever from files.catbox.moe

I didn't have "WWIII starts in Pakistan with Taliban using American weapons" on my bingo card for this year, but

by iamonlyoneman to /s/whatever from andmagazine.substack.com

Justice for me but not for thee . . . for the same crime, the same DA has some people in solitary confinement over a year and some have charges dropped. Depending on whose politics they support.

by iamonlyoneman to /s/whatever from thegatewaypundit.com

Dropped my candy cane on a steel plate :(

by iamonlyoneman to /s/pics from i.imgur.com

Monkey Pox Is Coming...Be Ready for the Hoax by CreditKnifeMan in WorldNews

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As someone engaged in zero buggery and not getting intimate with strangers in general . . . yeah I'm not caring about this one, like at all.

Do you want to see a would-be armed robber beaten in the head with his own motorcycle helmet? Sure you do.

by iamonlyoneman to /s/whatever from twitter.com

Parents object to grooming their children in "citizenship" class, opt kids out. Government escalates from sending kids back 2 years in school to trying to take the children from the parents. You will be made to care.

by iamonlyoneman to /s/whatever from threadreaderapp.com

As the 4th jab is now on deck, a reminder for the abstainers and purebloods: The MAJORITY of USAmericans aren't Fully Vaccinated and that's by choice.

by iamonlyoneman to /s/NoNewNormal from expose-news.com

A brief tutorial on how to treat people blocking a road and being obnoxious

by iamonlyoneman to /s/whatever from i.imgur.com

Women threaten to do what they should have done all along and not have sex since abortion is now banned LOL

by iamonlyoneman to /s/whatever from nypost.com

***REDDIT MELTDOWN WATCH: ROE VS WADE OVERTURNED*** by Tarrock in MeanwhileOnReddit

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There was no personal liberty reversed. It's like someone blowing smoke in your eyes and you complain that it's no longer cloudy when the smoke dissipates.

There’s Something Terribly Wrong Happening With the Sons of Celebrities

by iamonlyoneman to /s/GetTheTOut from vigilantcitizen.com

The former Google engineer who was bamboozled completely by a software bot now claims a soul and anti-discrimination rights for it

by iamonlyoneman to /s/technology from wired.com

A "family friendly" drag show. Super wholesome, innit?

by iamonlyoneman to /s/whatever from twitter.com

Justin Bieber: ‘The vaccine ruined my life’

by iamonlyoneman to /s/NoNewNormal from vancouvertimes.org

NYC Mayor Adams unironically belives in crystal powers, believes NYC is filled 'special energy' because of stones under the city

by iamonlyoneman to /s/whatever from dailymail.co.uk

Joe Biden Admits He Was Too 'Busy' to Watch January 6 Hearings

by iamonlyoneman to /s/funny from breitbart.com

In the 3rd Tesla battery fire this week, a grown man was able to kick the window out to escape when it locked him in. Electric school buses, anyone?

by iamonlyoneman to /s/whatever from self.whatever

FDA clears ultra-thin panties that women can wear while receiving oral sex that will protect their partner from contracting STIs from infected genitals by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

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Do they help with the smell also? asking for a friend.

A few examples to show people who ask "how can math have critical race theory or be grooming children"?

by iamonlyoneman to /s/whatever from citizenfreepress.com

As long as the child consents: Finnish Supreme Court says sex with 10-year-olds is A-okay … by TheRealPanzer in Europe

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by an asylum seeker

Dirka dirka sexual emergency

Ukraine and press: Russia bombed a civilian mall for no reason. Russia: Here's video of your missile launcher firing, parking under the mall.

by iamonlyoneman to /s/news from twitter.com

Hospital lied to police, said a patient was not raped because alleged attacker was transgender. Video evidence showed a man.

by iamonlyoneman to /s/therearetwogenders from telegraph.co.uk

Several Women Assaulted at Manchester March against Male Violence

by iamonlyoneman to /s/NotTheOnion from 4w.pub

Covid-19 is "suddenly" less deadly than influenza

by iamonlyoneman to /s/NoNewNormal from twitter.com

JasonCarswell regularly bans users in the Chat, breaking Saidit rules by [deleted] in SaidIt

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I doubt most users care

accurate. Chat should be chopped off the site. Do your discussions in the post comment sections or go

Joe Biden said: "Two (black) congressmen look like they really could play ball and the other (brown) one looks like he can bomb you." by iamonlyoneman in NotTheOnion

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casual racism: it's ok when the blue team does it

Rip u/d3rr by [deleted] in SaidIt

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Tell us you have a sandy vag but use more words

In honor of the 3-year anniversary of Epstein 'killing himself', a reminder: by iamonlyoneman in news

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They won't, I'm friends with the Clintons LOL

Probably coincidence. The judge is surely an upstanding fellow.

by iamonlyoneman to /s/conspiracy from media.greatawakening.win

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