"You can't ask someone if they are trans" according to the not-lesbians on r/actuallesbians.

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-08-22T05:43:52+00:00

I would totally watch a prank show where two Trans women are set up to meet on an app while both pretending to be actual women, using facetune or whatever to make themselves look as femmy as possible, then they go on a blind date, and then have to act like they're totally okay with each other's girl-dicks while having an awkward dinner together because they don't want to look twansphobic uwu on camera. Meanwhile we just watch them both die on the inside slooowly.

haveanicedaytoo · 2021-02-10T22:25:04+00:00

"If a gay man likes penises, why not get fucked by a gorilla?"

haveanicedaytoo · 2021-02-16T14:35:47+00:00

Does anyone ever feel like maybe they died, but they weren't bad enough to qualify to go to the fire-and-brimstone type hell, and they somehow ended up in this low-level hell where weird shit keeps happening and nothing makes sense?

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-07-13T10:47:01+00:00

OMG they are arguing about cartoon dicks

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-07-30T13:27:50+00:00

Yes yes yes! The sooner they start attacking straight dudes, the sooner this nonsense ends.

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-09-10T11:17:22+00:00

Yeah don't take sex advice from someone who keeps having horrible sex and not learning any lessons.

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-07-17T18:07:36+00:00

So......... Marsha P. Christ died for our rights?

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-07-27T20:43:42+00:00

Yeah, McDonalds customers really need to stop killing black trans women.

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-07-30T19:38:38+00:00

Yes, we call these very special women "men."

haveanicedaytoo · 2021-01-29T22:15:52+00:00

"I haven't seen a penis in real life"

Oh honey... Just identify as a man for two seconds, look down at your cooter, and it magically becomes a penis.

haveanicedaytoo · 2021-01-29T03:09:02+00:00

What happened? Was that sub even active? /r/truebisexuals has been dead since the purge, so I can't imagine what in the fuck was going on in /r/febfems to trigger the vaginally-deficient.

haveanicedaytoo · 2021-02-24T12:08:40+00:00

Hahaha every single answer is good (except for the bottom one!)

I mean, honey, what can you say? Is there any magical combination of words you can use, when said in the correct order, that can suddenly make a man attracted to you? Maybe "I have baby tigers and meth over at my place." ???

haveanicedaytoo · 2021-02-01T10:48:45+00:00

because the community has now been opened up by tucutes, the very unrealistic and paranoid things terfs and other transphobes said about us are actually coming true.

AHAHAHAHAAAA I love it! These people are finally starting to understand that once you take LGB's ability away to say "you can't sit with us" you also take away your own ability to say that. SO enjoy having lunch with the uWu-gendered attack-helicopter catgirl, or else you're a transphobe!

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-09-07T13:11:19+00:00

I don't mean to get graphic, but because they put themselves out there with a picture of them together in bed, I'm just trying to imagine all the "lesbian" activities they did together in there. Like how "lesbian" they felt while sucking each other's girldicks. UwU!

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-09-09T02:33:23+00:00

Society: Transsexual women are mentally ill gay men who couldn't find any other way to find relief for their dysphoria.

Me: Okay.

Society: Oh, the word transsexual is offensive now, you have to say transgender instead.

Me: Okay, that's dumb, but whatever.

Tumblr: Truscum suck, Tucutes rule!

Me: Kids, get off my lawn!

Society: Oh, by the way, some transgender identified men like to keep their penises for... reasons...

Me: I really don't care about this.

Society: But evil TERFS are trying to murder trans women and eat trans babies.

Me: That's totally fine.

Society: Oh, by the way, trans identified men can be lesbians.

Me: Wat?

Society: Yes.

Me: No.

Society: Also we're transing thousands of confused children, some younger than the age of 2. Say goodbye to tomboys, butches, femme boys, and any child who has ever wanted to play with a toy designated for the other sex.

Me: No.

Society: Uwu.

Me: No.

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-07-20T21:40:50+00:00

How can you be attracted to AAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL the genders when 12 year olds on Tumblr haven't even finished inventing all of them yet??

Also, go ahead tell me you're attracted to Jeffrey Epstein pedophilegender, childmolestergender, rapistgender, humanfecesgender.

People who say this shit don't even sit and think for two minutes about what the word "ALL" actually means.

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-07-19T14:43:09+00:00

Sorry for the double comment but I used to have this old white coworker that looked like a cross between Santa Claus and Colonel Sanders from KFC, and I'm just imagining him lowering his glasses down his nose, squinting at the screen and going (with a concerned Southern accent) "Now... Hunney... Just whhut kind'a fish are you tryin'ta catch with this bait?"

haveanicedaytoo · 2021-02-13T10:02:51+00:00

I need an MTV camera crew to follow this person around. We can call it MTV True Life: I'm A Delusional Ass-Clown.

haveanicedaytoo · 2021-02-12T10:21:22+00:00

LOL this is an FTM pretending to be an actual gay man who has an FTM "boyfriend" whom he fucks in the fronthole with his non-existent gay penis.

haveanicedaytoo · 2021-02-03T18:13:48+00:00

Yeah, sure, completely erase all the lesbians who make their vaginas erect and insert it into other people's vaginas and ejaculate with vagina semen, which is capable of causing pregnancy, somehow, through lesbian magic.

haveanicedaytoo · 2021-02-02T05:44:00+00:00

These poor men must bleed onto their man panties because they can't get maxi pads because it is in the womens' aisle, and the boxes have venus symbols on them, and purchasing these items would cause dysphoria because no one wants to be a stinky doo-doo face girl with cooties!

Meanwhile nobody gives a shit about the women in American prisons who don't have maxi pads and tampons, they have to bleed into a a sock or use toilet paper.

haveanicedaytoo · 2021-01-31T16:22:47+00:00

Childhood trauma is so incredibly common. It's amazing that the whole world isn't LGB with a few stray straights lurking in the shadows and mating in secret.

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-08-24T14:46:22+00:00

It's woMEN. Clearly we're men too.

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-07-29T17:23:03+00:00

OMG hahaha it's him!

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-07-18T01:11:15+00:00

Whenever I see this shit, I just need to boil it down to the most important question:

How is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?

haveanicedaytoo · 2021-02-19T07:22:25+00:00

Guys... I think I might be a transbian...

haveanicedaytoo · 2021-01-30T10:07:02+00:00

I want to be a pervert who fetishizes other people but I don't want other perverts fetishizing me, uWu...

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-09-13T17:32:31+00:00

I've been busy all day. I said "okay let me check what droptheT is doing..." SO... here I am, face-to-ass with anal lasers, and it's already enough internet for today. Thank you TQ!

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-09-05T02:37:20+00:00

You're a lesbian, and you're a lesbian, and you're a lesbian, and everybody is a lesbian!!!! Wheee!!!!

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-07-16T11:49:14+00:00

Yeah, I've been sensing TRA presence in that sub for a long time :C

They're slowly infiltrating every sub. Hopefully they leave my cat subs alone. We all know how they feel about pussy...

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-07-22T18:25:48+00:00

Lol all the anime profile pics mad!

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-07-26T19:36:29+00:00

You know what's easier for a lot of women? Achieving orgasm with a finger or a tongue. But big surprise, penis-haver doesn't care about woman's orgasm.

haveanicedaytoo · 2021-03-06T04:10:43+00:00

So I went on there and this was literally the very first post I saw LOL

https://twitter.com/poisonsapnap/status/1367850555167629313

/ transphobia

ok i wanna talk about this ‘ SuperStraight ‘ movement on tiktok, because alot of people dont know about it, and how its endangering trans ppl

retweets appreciated.

and then it goes on and on...

haveanicedaytoo · 2021-03-05T05:47:17+00:00

a 15 year old marxist transbian.

haveanicedaytoo · 2021-02-17T13:02:42+00:00

Nonono I only care about genitals. That's why whenever I meet someone I demand immediately that they expose their genitals to me. Only then can I decide if I am attracted to them or not.

haveanicedaytoo · 2021-02-16T01:42:59+00:00

"I have a sexual fetish for people I hate and people who will never want me"

haveanicedaytoo · 2021-02-14T01:03:35+00:00

May she she blessed with an abundance of onion flavored girldick, and anal hair that curls in the correct direction.

haveanicedaytoo · 2021-02-03T23:18:09+00:00

Nooooooooooo! Fuck.

Make one called /r/truegayboypussylovers I bet that one won't get banned.

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-08-22T14:09:24+00:00

OMG HAHAHA that would make the show even funnier, if they felt entitled enough to show their true faces and start ranting and raving about how deceived they felt! And then they could have the producers interviewing them behind the camera like:

"Do you remember when we put your profile on the app together and you said that trans people don't have to reveal their trans identity to anyone? Do you still feel that way now?"

And then just watch them implode with rage.

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-07-22T14:55:59+00:00

Girl. He would rather stick his dick in a dirty butthole than stick it in your self-cleaning oven. Think about it. Stop crying over guys who don't want you, for fuck's sake.

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-07-19T21:38:24+00:00

And what gender is the lady in the drawing supposed to be?

I guess that's the one good thing about 59 genders. No one on Tumblr can cry about not being represented when an artist draws something, because you literally can't tell what gender anything is supposed to be just from looking at it. (I'm sure that symbol on xhir's chest is supposed to give a clue, but I don't have my mystery gender decoder ring on me to try and figure it out.)

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-07-18T08:54:07+00:00

If you write a trans character, you are guilty of ~~literal violence~~ stealing stories that could have been written by trans women of color who died for our rights and financially gaining through cultural appropriation.

If you don't write a trans character, you are guilty of ~~literal violence~~ erasing trans people and murdering trans youth by not giving them adequate representation in popular media.

haveanicedaytoo · 2021-03-05T14:09:26+00:00

You can only call female people who think they are male men. Male people who think they are male are called ejaculators.

haveanicedaytoo · 2021-02-14T02:13:25+00:00

It's incredible how clueless she is. She wants to hate on a nebulous concept of TERF, she has no idea what an actual terf is, and she's just sitting here writing fanfiction! "And and and... and then they eat the poo-poo!"

haveanicedaytoo · 2021-01-29T03:13:24+00:00

Imagine your dating pool being this small, and all the vagina-boys you're attracted to want to date women or anime people.

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-09-15T15:01:34+00:00

Maybe you should make a fake username and post something like "It is so offensive and invalidating to me as a transwoman to see this sub acting like transwomen are femboys. This is causing me dysphoria and making me want to kill myself, uwu. Trans women are women, NOT femboys! uwu!" But... You know, in your own words. Or go to /r/againsthatesubs and make a post whining about how they are misgendering all these transwomen by calling them femboys.

(I mean... Don't really do any of this because your time is precious and not worth throwing away on stupid people on the internet, this is just some speculation on my part about how you could possibly win in this scenario.)

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-08-30T01:51:04+00:00

Ughhh! This is why on the rare occasion that I wear a skirt, I always wear big old, brightly colored dance shorts under it, about the same size and cut as men's boxer-brief. Enjoy looking at my bright red man-panties, you perverts!

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-08-17T01:32:50+00:00

Ohhh it's great to be bi and have no culture. Trans can't steal something that doesn't exist.

Though I won't mind if they take the lemon bars and cuffed jeans/finger guns shit that /r/bisexual keeps churning out.

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-08-02T11:42:47+00:00

They forgot:

Penis exclusionists
vagitarians
literal violence makers
people who murder trans by denying access to vagina
evil sadist pussy hostage takers
ugly meanie doo-doo heads

haveanicedaytoo · 2021-02-08T02:15:33+00:00

Anyone who whines on the internet about all the sex they're not getting needs to have their internet privileges revoked for 6 months.

And honey, you have to realize that there are a lot of people out there who don't want to trust their holes to a "Sadomasochist" especially not one who looks like she smells of stale cheetos.

haveanicedaytoo · 2021-01-31T12:34:50+00:00

I really want to go back to the times where I was scared to post there as a bisexual because I had impostor syndrome and thought the L's and G's wouldn't accept me. Now all the L's and G's are gone, and the people who SHOULD have hade the impostor syndrome are the ones ruling the sub. I guess the lesson to take away is that if you want something, just grab it and vomit all over it so that no one wants it back anymore?

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-09-07T13:08:56+00:00

Me too, honestly. I'm totally fine with hearing "shut up, you're a lesbian, there is no such thing as bisexual!" for an entire decade, if I don't have to hear about anyone's girl dick.

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-09-04T23:57:50+00:00

Every single human being in that thread is a dude.

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-08-24T00:22:37+00:00

No matter how confusing and random these flags get, I still had this weird sense of pride of being able to figure them out, through use of Google image search. But I am completely stumped here...

So... The flag in the heart is the asexual flag... But what's going on with the yellow/purple? Is this a special pride flag for Asexual Lakers Fans?

haveanicedaytoo · 2021-03-06T11:54:52+00:00

holy fuck I hate twitter. I saw your warning so of course I had to rush over to twatter to see what you were talking about and was immediately faced with a warning sign, "Caution: This profile may include potentially sensitive content" so of course I plow right through because now I must know how bad it is, and............ This self-identified trans MILF with a head shaped like an unripe mango.... with an onlyfans page... and what's this? a video?............ He just took his ding-a-ling out and is shaking it at me??? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay scrolling down because I didn't self-harm enough today, oh what's this another video, this one reblogged from a fellow onlyfans pal. Click. oh lovely, he's naked with a plug up his ass jerking off his girl dick while wearing a crown. Scrolling down further.... tralala... Oho, what's this?

Whoever keeps catfishing men as me on grindr, stop getting these poor fools' hopes up. I don't wanna fuck most of them 😭

Yeah this guy is a liar, confirmed

Further below there is another trans friend wearing lingerie and jerking off...

Why do I want a tattoo of the word cunt so bad? 😭

Scrolling down down down, it's just girl dicks and inane whining and crying emojis as far as the eye can see.

I guess this is the part of the comment where I just stare blankly at the screen not knowing WTF to say next. Time to go numb and watch more real housewives.

haveanicedaytoo · 2021-02-22T11:11:06+00:00

They're not attracted to YOU. Is that clear enough?

haveanicedaytoo · 2021-01-28T19:38:22+00:00

So this is a sub for making fun of people with fake illnesses, and they don't see the irony of protecting people with fake genders?

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-09-14T12:51:03+00:00

Everytime I see your username, my brain autocorrects it to ThiccDick. It just goes ThiccD~~ropk~~ick I don't know why, LOL

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-08-21T02:22:07+00:00

OT but why do the 90's feel simultaneously like "only 10 years ago" but also like "30 years ago"? I feel like I'm in a time-warp. Everything 90's feels 10 years ago. Everything 80's feels 20 years ago. Is anyone else having this feeling?

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-08-01T03:50:23+00:00

It's not okay for anyone to not like penises. In fact, it is against the law.

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-07-29T16:36:00+00:00

He looks like a visual man-in-a-dress joke from a sit-com/comedy movie.

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-07-16T15:29:54+00:00

I blame her friend for this too. Her gut kept telling her she didn't belong there, but the friend kept encouraging her. Either he's just as (if not more so) delusional as she is, or he's an asshole who was setting her up for failure (and making everyone else at the party uncomfortable in the process.)

But like, I hate to be crude but............................ You're a girl with a vagina. If you just want some random dudes to gangbang you, I'm sure you can make it happen. The fact that you NEEED them to be gay/bi/queer identified shows me that you have a fetish or at least an unhealthy fixation.

haveanicedaytoo · 2021-02-22T11:42:46+00:00

Oh god... I haven't waded into the muddy waters of fanfiction since the My Immortal days. I know there is a genre out there where the men get pregnant, but that pre-dates this trans/queer trend by many many years, and as far as I know it's all women writers. I wrote an original fic once back when I was a teen, it was about this one girl who runs away from home, and she's super desperate, and coincidentally runs into another girl from school (a hot girl, but they never really talked because they were in different circles) the hot girl ends up inviting her home and hides her in her bedroom because she lives in an enormous house (I didn't really know how enormous houses worked, okay?) and then the rest of it is just ... pretty X-rated. It turns out the other girl had a crush on the runaway girl this whole time, and they happen to be in a bedroom alone together, and her parents are conveniently gone for the weekend, and... Yeah.

I wonder what happened to that fic? it was like my magnum opus at age 18/19. I have no idea where it is or what name it would be under or if it even exists online anymore. I'm pretty sure I deleted it......... Ughhhhhhhhhhh........ Now I want to read it again.

haveanicedaytoo · 2021-02-16T13:32:29+00:00

Might as well change the name to NMLNM?

haveanicedaytoo · 2021-02-07T04:39:29+00:00

You have to throw out the right kind of bait to catch the right kind of fish. Don't be "gayer" if you don't want to hang out with people who would only hang out with you if you were "gayer," those are not your people. Don't try to fit in with people you don't even like. There are plenty of other gay men out there just like you who feel the exact same way about these queer usurpers. I have no idea how you all will find each other, but you are not alone. Statistically speaking 1-3 out of every 100 men you meet will be either gay or bi.

A lot of those Middle America states have like a main city where gay people hang out (Lincoln -Nebraska, Lexington - Kentucky, Columbus - Ohio, etc...) it sucks having to commute to East Bumblefuck in the middle of nowhere just in hopes of meeting a random stranger, but it's still better than having to hang out with the blue haired softboi who wants to show you his clitty.

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-09-19T15:54:46+00:00

The comments are pure cancer. I'm cut-pasting a few choice sentences from a comment chain:

FTM person: Eh, my thing with this is personal identification is, well, personal. I’m a trans guy, the guy I’m currently seeing ID’s as straight if you ask him point blank. If you spend time and talk to him he admits that it’s much more nuanced than that. My ex husband also ID’d as straight, despite having multiple relationships with men, and women, and both FtM and MTF folks. [...]

Reply from a different FTM: Bro, you're a man seeing a man who calls himself straight aka claims he's only attracted to women. That's beyond suspicious. Why would he not just say bisexual? The whole point of labels is to make things easier and quicker to understand.

FTM person: Because it’s personal labels? I ID as bi, even though there’s like no women I’d actually date. [...]

Have you ever been so angry you just want to shit yourself like a baby??? OMG

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-08-27T19:26:06+00:00

.* laughs in language without gender *

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-08-24T06:51:33+00:00

So this is proof. Reddit makes you gay. Reddit has the power to even turn a straight man into a muff-diving lesbian!

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-07-30T01:03:32+00:00

I stopped watching after season 1. And I only watched the whole thing because I'd already torrented the whole thing and it was sunk-cost fallacy. I already spent the gigabytes downloading, so I might as well finish and hope it gets better. It didn't. I don't remember most of it anymore, thankfully I have a horrible memory for things I don't like, but I do remember feeling like -

1 - Everyone felt like a 'bad guy,' even Sabrina. She was doing malicious things.

2 - It felt like the writers of the show were being smug little edgelords who watched too much The Craft back when they were teens and just wanted the whole show to be DARK & SATANIC & SEX. Like....... One day my dad asked me "What are you watching?" and I was watching Dance Moms, so I explained it to him like "It's a show about this fat lady who yells at little girls, and then they cry, and then their moms all scream at each other, and then everybody cries." And my dad was like "Why do you watch that stuff??" and I just shrugged. But if he asked me "What are you watching?" for Sabrina, I wouldn't even have an answer, and I'd be too embarrassed to even say what I was watching, it was so cringy. And as you can see from Dance Moms, my bar for cringy/embarrassing is already set very low.

haveanicedaytoo · 2021-03-02T22:41:24+00:00

Or better yet, be super-woke about it and report a 6-foot tall GIRL stalking you. If you're the wokest person in the room they'll have a harder time accusing you of being not-woke.

haveanicedaytoo · 2021-02-22T13:11:23+00:00

Seriously. I just looked at that and went "Hermione Grainger? phrodute wait... what? OH.... oh.... hermaphrodite. Okay."

haveanicedaytoo · 2021-02-14T10:40:37+00:00

This reminds me of internet drama from 20+ years ago, when girls/women were writing X-rated fanfic of their favorite male characters but had no idea how gay men have sex or how buttholes work, and of course they'd get very upset when anyone tried to point out that that's not how any of this works. I guess one (underage!) fanfic writer felt particularly attacked, so she shoved a sharpie highlighter (the fat ones) up her own butt to try and see how buttsex feels like, and she made a whole blog post about how good it felt on her prostrate.

... yes. Her "prostrate."

I really can't help but feel like those teens/women and those fanfics were the small waves that helped create this tsunami years down the line. Being sexually attracted to anime people cannot be the compass you use to try to figure out your (or other people's!) sexuality.

haveanicedaytoo · 2021-02-14T01:10:59+00:00

The regular dick cheese flavored one too!

haveanicedaytoo · 2021-02-12T02:59:57+00:00

Nononono pack it back up and throw the whole thing away

haveanicedaytoo · 2021-01-31T16:24:50+00:00

Imagine you have one life to live, and you come to earth as this dog.

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-09-12T01:02:45+00:00

People who aren't even trans

Sitting on the internet all day long

With an anime icon

Screaming about other people not wanting to fuck trans

With so much rage

While pretending to be lesbian

.........

I know old people have been complaining about young people since the beginning of time but I'm pretty justified in pointing at this and going WTF, right???

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-09-02T14:53:16+00:00

Yeah, I saw this thread last night... They are so close to reaching enlightenment but they so stubbornly cling to the "These rules apply to everyone except me" mentality. This Aiden is literally calling all the other FTMs women, and not realizing that this makes "him" a woman too, and why should any gay guy have to put up with "his" womanly body?? Don't you think other gay guys want to be with a partner who has a penis that can get hard by itself and gush out cum like a volcano too? Why do they have to put up with your front-hole, Aiden? Why is your feelings more important then theirs?

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-08-27T17:33:02+00:00

Lol, there are no such thing as straight strip clubs in Genderworld. If you thought you were straight and the dancing lady identifies as a man and you get a boner, you are now gay, deal with it. And if you don't get a boner for the dancing dudes that identify as women, you have now committed a hate crime.

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-08-24T00:25:13+00:00

Phase 3: We all become "asexual" because it's no longer safe to openly admit to being LGB?

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-08-11T15:06:34+00:00

Why waste time doing that? Just make it TLGB and be done with it. Or better yet, TQLGB. Or better yet TQ~~LGB~~. Just be TQ. It's fine. Our fee-fees won't be hurt. We promise.

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-08-03T22:15:57+00:00

Imagine having a Cluster-B personality disorder so badly that you completely C-Block yourself out of allowing anyone awesome even getting near enough to date you???

This conversation basically went:

Person 1: hi!

Person 2: I'm CrrrrrrAAAAAzzzzzzYYYYY RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Person 1: ok bye.

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-08-03T16:26:24+00:00

"White lesbians can't join my loser club for losers! Die mad! Nyaah!"

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-08-02T19:56:47+00:00

What about the straight lesbians???

And I see she/her lesbians are missing too...

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-08-01T00:58:06+00:00

Ahh, all she had to do was talk about the delicate mouthfeel and how it's totally not the same thing! And then call them transphobes for suggesting otherwise!

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-07-28T18:31:15+00:00

You know what's "deeply problematic"? It was in 3rd or 4th grade history class, and a boy raised his hand and asked "were there any women back then?" when we were studying Christopher Colombus, because the boats had feminine names (Nina, Pinta, Santa Maria) And then someone was like "Yeah the boats were all girls, and there was a queen..." and our female teacher just looked at us in such a way, and as an adult woman I finally understand that facial expression. So yeah, fuck your "deeply problematic."

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-07-19T14:33:54+00:00

I feel like people are going to start accusing the old flag of becoming a "dog whistle" soon. They will accuse the people who use the old flag of being disingenuous like "Oh, I had no clue the old flag was an antiquated symbol of LGB supremacy that erased TQ+ lives and literally murdered trans women of color who died for our rights, I'm just old/ignoraant and don't internet, tee-hee!"

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-07-11T04:20:41+00:00

Can't wait until Reddit really gets to experience the delicate mouthfeel of that girldick. Now that all the GC's and Twansphobe uwus are gone, the TRAs are focusing on the women's medical issue subs like /r/pregnancy and /r/pcos. And because going after other subs has become a thing for them, they're not going to be able to stop. They're not going to relax until they destroy every sub on Reddit. I can't wait.

haveanicedaytoo · 2021-03-06T12:11:45+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/user/FuckSuperstraights

OMG the owner is so triggered!!!

haveanicedaytoo · 2021-02-23T02:03:09+00:00

Nope. I don't need to be an ally to fuckboys.

haveanicedaytoo · 2021-02-05T15:26:38+00:00

Fae/She/They

So she's half-black, half-fairy? or is she half-white and half-black-fairy?

haveanicedaytoo · 2021-01-29T09:48:02+00:00

It's a symptom of the Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Remember how in Snow White, the evil stepmother asked "Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" and if the Mirror said "Not you, sweetie!" she's go into a narcissistic rage? Well, we're the mirror, and women in general, especially lesbians, are Snow White. They are what the evil stepmother wishes she could be, but never will be. But if only that asshole Mirror would validate the stepmother, and we could all just pretend that she was a sexy catgirl UwU....

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-09-13T23:42:39+00:00

This makes it sound like we are attracted to single individual human beings who possess more than one gender in one body.

I love that they completely fucked the literal definition too:

bi = more than one | sexual = gender

next thing you'll tell me Cornflakes are:

corn = pulverized oats | flakes = tiny doughnut shapes

I mean they all fall under the Cereal Umbrella so...

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-09-13T17:36:15+00:00

"They challenge notions of gender and sexuality and constantly question institutionalized settings," she asserts. "It makes you either cry or get offended."

No, honey. It just makes us laugh at you and question your judgment. You are not important enough to offend us or make us cry.

haveanicedaytoo · 2020-09-07T13:05:58+00:00

These people should try curing the Coronavirus with their biological words. But... I guess first they would have to sit the virus down, emotionally abuse it, gaslight it, make it doubt its own sanity, guilt it and shame it, and threaten it with social ruin, make it feel like a horrible virus for killing people, but... Unfortunately Corona DGAF.

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