When you're at your lowest point, what (if anything) gives you hope? by [deleted] in AskSaidIt

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The fact that I can still just have a cup of tea and go to bed.

Canada will require all new cars to be zero emissions vehicles by 2035 by hfxB0oyA in WorldNews

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If it's just the "march of tech", then leave it to the market.

Bi woman refuses to date bi men. Hilarity ensues by Zoomergroid in TumblrInAction

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If you assumed that the proposed threesome involved two men, that says something about you!

How do I remove a large vegetable from inside my rectum? by Gravi_ in AskSaidIt

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Cook it.

Transgender Author Who Wrote Novel About Slaughtering Women Pens Tweet Praising bin Laden For 9/11 Attacks by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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Space for a third.

Trans swimmer breaks New Jersey college record after switching from men's team to women's by [deleted] in TumblrInAction

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Let fish compete.

Cruella De Troon 🏳️‍⚧️🐶 by Clown_Chan in funny

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Closer to Ursula from the Disney's Little Mermaid cartoon.

“I want to be a weak girl who needs a strong man to open jars for me” by BenitoGreen99 in TumblrInAction

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Just try to turn it the other way.

LGBTQ+ queer tranny Americans don't want to fight for their country anymore but guess what...they are draft age and Biden is getting us into WW3. Good luck queers. by IkeConn in politics

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"fight for their country". Has it ever actually meant that?

Low-flying helicopter sparks massive crocodile orgy in Australia by [deleted] in whatever

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There's nothing more devastating than a big chopper.

Antifa finds out that they’re not big in pro-Hamas circles - Muslims stand up for Billboard Chris by ClassroomPast6178 in TumblrInAction

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"Suck you mum bro!". The kids are alright.

It's amazing what lengths people will go to to avoid dealing with their actual problems by jet199 in TumblrInAction

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Should have bought a pair of sunglasses!

It's amazing what lengths people will go to to avoid dealing with their actual problems by jet199 in TumblrInAction

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One camera looking at you, the others looking for you!

Test with volunteers shows wasabi improves short- and long-term memory in older people by Drewski in Health

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It must be true. I remember eating wasabi.

These American birds and dozens more will be renamed, to remove human monikers - deemed offensive and exclusionary by [deleted] in TumblrInAction

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robin red-chestfeedingorgan.

From the ever-growing annals of “It never happens”: Man convicted of kidnapping and abusing a child whilst dressed as a woman by ClassroomPast6178 in TumblrInAction

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Owned a Butcher's! There could be more to this story!

"No." -> 21K replies and counting by neolib in TumblrInAction

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Falsehoods are hoods.

Anti-ageing molecule boosts fertility in ageing mice by jet199 in Health

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What's the use in that? Do we really need more mice?

Happy Real Women's Day! XX by clownworlddropout in whatever

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She lives on the other side of the world and is married. Otherwise would.

'Undress anybody' AI puts A-list deepfakes in adult films – and 'no one's safe'. Hey, if they refuse to show their tits we can put some on them anyway. by IkeConn in SaidIt

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It doesn't undress you. It dresses someone else in your face.

And everyone is safe because you can just claim it's fake even if it's real.

CloudFlare check sucks by binaryblob in AskSaidIt

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Also, Cloudflare is a huge liability for a site that lets people say things.

Gad Saad: Ontario College of Psychologists Have Asked Me to Re-Educate Jordan Peterson! by HugodeCrevellier in censorship

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Nothing gets past you!

Libsoftiktok: Remember When Canadian Parliament Member Yaara Saks Claimed That “Honk Honk” Was Code for “Heil Hitler” and Basically Accused the Canadian Truckers of Being Nazis? by Questionable in politics

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I thought it was a secret code for that noise trucks make when you press the big button in the middle of the steering wheel.

Firms pull ads from Rumble platform over Russell Brand videos by [deleted] in censorship

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Another community notes win by jet199 in TumblrInAction

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The girl on the left of the picture is rolling her eyes because Dave keeps winning all the pillow fights. She would later become the first TERF.

Weebs trash guy for cutting ties with his friend for being into loli by Keri10 in TumblrInAction

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I wouldn't disown someone for that. Perhaps I would if they told me all about it.

Whitehall training video shows how to dissuade troons from using the women's bathroom by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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Little Britain meets Jam. It just needs a soundtrack. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEE1y8H1UWU&list=PLzeyyRgeBfxEo8gnfF5yH-tt3Z9kyE5kf&index=4

edit: play the twitter vid at 0.75* speed for full effect.

Do you think about the Roman Empire? by Musky in memes

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They can Rome my sack, if you know what I mean, phwoar, eh lads?

John Fetterman 2022 VS 2023 by SeethingPeasant in conspiracy

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Is the strange lump thing still there? If not, where has it gone? What is it up to?

Man Who Went Viral After Taking His Pet Snake Surfing Fined $1,500 by [deleted] in WorldNews

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Don't tread on it.

Transwomen have female brains, honest by jet199 in therearetwogenders

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Time for gender-affirming lobotomies.

X “unfit” for banking because of complicity in Saudi spying, lawyers argue by Musky in news

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Seasteading is interesting.

It's probably a bit like building your own bank. You can do it until it looks like it will work. Then problems will be created to stop you doing it.

X “unfit” for banking because of complicity in Saudi spying, lawyers argue by Musky in news

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Just build your own bank. Oh you're actually going to do that? Then the state won't grant you a license, and it moves on to just build your own state. Perhaps the powers that be won't like that either. Then there is Mars.

Ukrainian sisters arrested for twerking on the grave of fallen soldier by LarrySwinger2 in funny

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More offended by the Crocs.

Everything we know about escaped terror suspect Daniel Abed Khalife, terror suspect who escaped prison (he was a spy not terrorist) by jet199 in UnitedKingdom

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We're doomed, but we deserve it!

Everything we know about escaped terror suspect Daniel Abed Khalife, terror suspect who escaped prison (he was a spy not terrorist) by jet199 in UnitedKingdom

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I don't know much about this guy, but escaping a prison is pretty braggable IMO.

Tesla breaks down mid-turn and causes more than nine hours of travel chaos by [deleted] in UnitedKingdom

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Might be more difficult to tow than a regular car. Can you can put it into neutral and release the handbrake? Still, you'd think they could stick it on the back of a transporter.

Prince Harry, Meghan Markle won’t return to UK because she won’t ‘curtsy’ to Kate Middleton: author by carn0ld03 in UnitedKingdom

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After reading the story, be surprised that the headline isn't technically incorrect.

‘Sticking it to the liberal media’: how conservative pop culture broke out this summer by IkeConn in Chads

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Good on them for making a successful film, but personally, my desire to "stick it to" the Grauniad et al is outweighed by my desire not to watch a semi-serious film about child abuse.

Give me something like a new classic Bond-alike which winds up the powers that be with its portrayal of normal adult sexuality and booba. The villain can be trying to blow up the world with a big rocket or something implausible.

Saving a squirrel from drowning by xoenix in whatever

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Are human-squirrel hybrids going to help?

That entire comment section is a headache. Mfs saying "asexual people can enjoy sex" then they're not "asexuals" you fools. by stoptheearth in TumblrInAction

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Non-binary doesn't include non-ternary though.

That entire comment section is a headache. Mfs saying "asexual people can enjoy sex" then they're not "asexuals" you fools. by stoptheearth in TumblrInAction

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If you think asexual is confusing wait until you hear about agender. Agender is people whose gender is they don't have a gender. But anyone who identifies as agender isn't agender because they have a gender (agender). They are actually a-agender, which is the gender for people who identify as a gender that is agender.

New Bond novel is woke by xoenix in whatever

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It could be argued that the writer has some mental affliction. TDS, FBPE, etc.

Unfortunate. I enjoy Johnny Nice Painter.

Teacher banned from profession for 'misgendering' pupil by carn0ld03 in UnitedKingdom

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It's unclear whether he's banned from teaching just in state schools. We don't exactly live in a free country.

Teacher banned from profession for 'misgendering' pupil by carn0ld03 in UnitedKingdom

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“In my view, it is necessary to impose a prohibition order in order to maintain public confidence in the profession.”

Fucking hell. It's actions like this that cause people to have no faith in the profession!

Battle of Ideas 2023 Festival by filbs111 in UnitedKingdom

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Been to this a few times. It's good, and I expect enjoyable for the typical reader of this sub.

Basically it's a series of discussion panels with questions after. Runs over a weekend, but you buy a single day ticket if prefer.

For each time slot, you can choose from various different talks, and usually there's something interesting for any given slot. There's also time for mingling, book stalls, and drinks after.

There are plenty of somewhat famous people to spot, both on panels and in the crowd.

The main link is to the London thing at end of October, but there's also something going on in Buxton in November https://www.battleofideas.org.uk/buxton-battle-of-ideas-festival-2023/

UK citizens face heavy fines for burning wood to stay warm by [deleted] in UnitedKingdom

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Burn the fines.

Man wrongly jailed for rape may have to pay prison accommodation and food costs by [deleted] in UnitedKingdom

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One one hand, it's not very nice to get falsely convicted of rape, spend 17 years in prison for it against your will, and then get billed for it.

On the other hand, nice to have a news story that everyone can agree on.

Nurse Lucy Letby Found Guilty of Murdering 7 Infants in British Hospital by [deleted] in UnitedKingdom

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IMO, one is too many.

Germany makes a video to promote self ID by jet199 in TumblrInAction

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Officially, everyone who doesn't want to get fined.

In an Orwellian twist of terror, cars can apparently be lifted and towed away with a robot if you park in the wrong place in the UK. by [deleted] in UnitedKingdom

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Not sure how Orwellian this is - towing cars is something that already happens, it's just that now they have a cool robot to do it.

$300m lottery winner infuriates neighbours with huge backyard party by [deleted] in UnitedKingdom

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I expected this to be some guy having a loud party in his pre-win house, which could be a bit annoying for the neighbours, especially if they'renot invited. Seems it's a festival on his estate, and sounds like a good time. The more things available for people to go to without a "corporate vibe" the better. Seems like a pretty good use of the good fortune.

"Cambridge Rock Festival is run by volunteer music fans for music fans, with a great friendly, non-corporate vibe!"

https://www.cambridgerockfestival.co.uk/

More than 150 car models too big for regular UK parking spaces by [deleted] in UnitedKingdom

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Cars are getting ridiculous. It's not just a pain for parking, it's trickier navigating narrow roads too. (and we have a lot)

The bit about the Land Rover running into those kids seems a bit irrelevant, unless I'm missing something. Would a smaller or lighter car have been much less dangerous in this situation?

This is what my dad calls "handbags at dawn" style fighting by jet199 in UnitedKingdom

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I expected more handbags.

British Trade Union Boss says: “No one is illegal!” by carn0ld03 in UnitedKingdom

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It's a nonsense mantra that gains brownie points from simpletons.

Directly Comparing Zoosexuality with being Gay by jet199 in TumblrInAction

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I probably wouldn't really like this person if I met them, but really I'd rather the state get out of people's business where possible. If you can eat a pig, why can't you pork it?

U.S. Department of Woke sues SpaceX for not hiring illegal immigrants to work on US military technology by hfxB0oyA in news

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If it wasn't for these meddling statist midwits, SpaceX could have been hiring actual aliens by now.

Bioware just fired 50 people, including some of the oldest writers they had going back to Baldur's Gate 1 by IX-Hispana in Gaming

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Lay off the writers on the PR team and maybe i'll read the entire statement next time. (it is too long)

I don't know what the people laid off are like. If they are firing the good old writers, the silver lining is they have time on their hands, which they might turn to making something new. (unless they signed some non-compete agreement)

Vegan gets peaked by jet199 in TumblrInAction

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Good post. Must be a secret meat eater.

Teen on reddit is offended his gf is sick of LGBTQIAMAP nonsense. It's getting uncool with kids. 🙏 by Musky in MeanwhileOnReddit

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Based goth GF. SMV off the charts.

Women and hell by Musky in whatever

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It's a way of marginalising a normal person. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp18zFMvo1o

There is nothing worse for young men than learning to speak Reddit. by Mr9to5 in MeanwhileOnReddit

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yikes

Apotemnophilia by jet199 in therearetwogenders

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The double amputee was later asked to justify his choice.

He didn't have a leg to stand on.

'Pluto is still a planet to me.' by RuckusChan in debate

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2+2=4, and there are 9 planets.

They Look Exactly How You Would Expect by noshore4me in MeanwhileOnReddit

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Worse than expected.

Warning: your imagination will become more capable as a result of viewing the image.

Dr Martens decides to feature troonette with mutilation scars on Pride promotional boot, boycott ensues. by ClassroomPast6178 in TumblrInAction

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Doc Martens already had the image of unimaginative, tasteless Corbynista. This changes little.

Can't even ask for more ketchup on their burgy but will call out all racists by Keri10 in TumblrInAction

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You found a weirdo on the internet. A rare thing. Congrats.

Vegan raw food diet influencer Zhanna D’Art dies of starvation by [deleted] in WorldNews

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With a name like that, she could have been a character on a sci-fi series. Her arms look a bit like Pilot from Farscape too. RIP.

Woman identifies as man who acts like a woman. by QueenBread in TumblrInAction

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This is what kids need to do these days to not get cancelled. Don't hate the player.

The pro-gender identity theory article accompanying Richard Dawkins’ gender critical article is insane by ClassroomPast6178 in TumblrInAction

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Humans live to fight another day. ChatGPT is going to need a few more updates before it can hope to generate a wall of text as incomprehensible.

Kill if with fire by jet199 in MeanwhileOnReddit

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"less than a mile away"

terrifying.

More good news in UK: Leader of opposition (Labour Party leader and probably the next Primeminister) declares “woman = adult, human, female” and Self-ID “not the right way forward”. by ClassroomPast6178 in TumblrInAction

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Oh shit this means we have to actually read the manifestos. :(

Woman is when makeup and boobs and spinny dresses by QueenBread in TumblrInAction

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The bit about the poster blowing their head off.

Men typically off themselves by running a lovely hot bath and taking sleeping pills.

Woman is when makeup and boobs and spinny dresses by QueenBread in TumblrInAction

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Old people like their past bodies. With hindsight, it was really nice to have no joint pain.

What do you call a masterbating bull? by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

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An unenviable task with cloven hooves.

I self identify as a submarine by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

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too soon

Oh Africa... by Musky in whatever

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A sixth man had a close shave.

Niger president held by guards, prompting regional fears of attempted coup by neolib in WorldNews

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Thank goodness for proof reading.

Wife frustrated as husband refuses to stop peeing in their garden by DrRaccoon in NotTheOnion

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Good idea. I'll try this with the compost!

Open streaker covered in tiger body paint ran around course with breasts out by DrRaccoon in NotTheOnion

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Odd headline. When streaking, where are you supposed to put them?

Grinning teenager 'had sex in front of families on beach' after umbrella attack by DrRaccoon in NotTheOnion

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Life would be less interesting without characters like these.

Trans surgery nightmares revealed: 81% endure pain in the five years after gender-change procedures, more than half say having sex is painful - and a third are left incontinent, survey shows by DrRaccoon in TumblrInAction

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The latest revelation from the scientists that brought you "water is wet" and "bears shit in the woods":

cutting your cock in half and stuffing in inside your body might hurt and make you pee funny.

Which would you pick? by Musky in AskSaidIt

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Find a fat girl that you can go to the gym with.

New anti misogyny campaign unveiled in London by jet199 in NotTheOnion

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People are paid for this.

15 people killed as bridge "electrified" by fallen power lines in India by neolib in WorldNews

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shocking news.

I DID IT FELLAS, I BEAT MY RECORD I'M BANNED AGAIN FROM SUB ON REDDIT JUST AFTER 8 FUCKING HOURS by Clown_Chan in censorship

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"days collecting karma for nothing"

As opposed to what?

Researchers horrified, decry rise of 'fascism' as students send mocking responses to woke survey. 'Malicious responses' to the survey included identifying as 'illiterate' and as an 'attack helicopter'. by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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I identify as an attack helicopter, but secretly I'm an autogyrophiliac.

Researchers horrified, decry rise of 'fascism' as students send mocking responses to woke survey. 'Malicious responses' to the survey included identifying as 'illiterate' and as an 'attack helicopter'. by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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If I can't identify as an attack helicopter, exactly what kind of helicopter am I supposed to identify as?

How the ordinary Germans remove climate activists from blocking roads by [deleted] in Europe

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I think I'm in love.

Confidential DOD memo reveals "transgender" service members can skip deployments and receive indefinite physical fitness/standards waivers by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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This kind of thing might help recruitment, without improving the overall effectiveness of the armed forces. Once a metric becomes a measure...

A pair of homophobes walk into a gay bar... by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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The main selling point of being an uphill gardener is not having to deal with women. Why take that from them?

"Runner's Diarrhea": Why Marathon Runners Poop Themselves An Astonishing Amount by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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Amusing image.

Man has trouble finding a therapist who will tell him his delusions are valid, stunning, and brave by BenitoGreen99 in TumblrInAction

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Cynical therapists must weigh this up against the cost of being sued for not pushing back on something the patient might later regret.