Anyone here in prime military draft age, 18-25? by AmericanMuskrat in AskSaidIt

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too fat for service

(or maybe too cool, my recruiter may have been lying to save face)

Sam Hyde absolutely DESTROYED iDubbbz by yabbit in whatever

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yeah my girlfriend got me into lifting weights (and fucking ***** guys)

How come on Reddit all the posts about the big cities are positive progressive ones? by Eeek in politics

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every subreddit is controlled by pointy haired liberal freaks in complete denial of reality!

Drugs like amphetamines are dangerous and need to be illegal for your protection. Unless you are an 8 year old who won't sit still in a desk for 8 hours, then amphetamines are safe and effective. If you don't get it, you aren't trusting the $cience hard enough by Antarchomachus in conspiracy

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Amphetamines are extremely dangerous if you're a man, you may spend the next 18 hours wanking so hard it hurts.

Poal.co gets kicked off server for antisemitism by Zapped in Internet

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LETS GO SHALOM

The "Humor" Button as Downvote by StillLessons in whatever

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I thought they liked my posts

I understand now why my father stopped going camping by AmericanMuskrat in whatever

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its okay we understand you lost the /r/askreddit post you were about to copy and paste for that sweet sweet saidit karma , its ok my sweet sweet baby, now if only you could get your greasy little paws back on that thing.

‘Pharma Bro’ Shkreli banned for life from pharma industry by Tiwaking in news

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he was going to walk as a free man, then he made a joke about hillary clinton's hair.

from now on, i am all about the yogurt. by wonderwoman in whatever

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from now on, i am all about the yogurt. by wonderwoman in whatever

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When a latent lacto-bacillus infection attains full control over the host, they begin exhibiting irrational signs of attachment towards yogurt. Or they might just be gay and really like CUM

Terrorist killed and hostages rescued in Texas synagogue standoff by AXXA in news

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Many thanks for leading our well-wishing. Let's go Shalom!!

Yachts and Private Jets To Be Exempt From EU's Carbon Pricing Plan by P-38lightning in WorldNews

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muh tintin

Guy shouts "oh shit we're going to die, we're going to die" in Arabic (Lebanese) before crashing his car by roger in WatchPeopleDie

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this seems really fake, the phone stays recording in position far too long after the car slams into the wall, then after the phone is done levitating, it happens to perfectly fall and record this guys face? come on.

Is everybody on this site white or are there any ethnics? by yabbit in whatever

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every morning I type !rtd to randomize my race

Hire Dedicated Developers -Rushkar by rushkartech in TechSec

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Sir, ASP.Net is no match for CORE JAVA trained student of Durgasoft

Do you think quantum entanglement could be used to exchange information instantly? by FuckYourMom in whatever

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I thought there was some theorem that said its impossible to send bits of information via entanglement, or as soon as you send the first bit then you lose the quantum entanglement, or something like that...

Saidit person of the year 2021 by jet199 in SaidIt

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hibikiblack for making funny post

Alex Jones' wife arrested on domestic violence charge by ShalomEveryone in news

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deep state assault female

There's a voice changing app also named Saidit by AmericanMuskrat in whatever

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deploy low-orbit ion cannon.... imma chargin ma lazor

Putin announces 16,000mph ‘Satan-2’ nuke with 12 warheads will be ready in a year by Optimus85 in WorldNews

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my weiner is already at satan-6, these russian atheists are so far behind

Here's the practical value of 3D-printed guns. by Chipit in pics

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wow what a hero for fighting against those evil authoritarians. they are probably racist too!

Twitter Bans Account Tracking Nancy Pelosi's Investments. by Tarrock in politics

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Let me rephrase: if you use parler, you are retarded.

Twitter Bans Account Tracking Nancy Pelosi's Investments. by Tarrock in politics

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Isn't parler yet another one of those social media sites that advertises as "for conservatives", then they demanded drivers licenses from their users, then immediately and "accidentally" had a data breach and leaked it all?

Oregon coast hit with 24 Earthquakes over 4.0 in scale in 24 hours. This is not good. by Questionable in news

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I thought it was more like 50 inches a year, that's wild!

The rot has been in academia for a long time, this example is from 2002. by CleverFoolOfEarth in propaganda

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yeah in uni we were forced to read several pieces of literature that were just minorities writing about how they were biding their time to basically kill the white people and take their things. so progressive

What is that loud voice heard in arab countries? by Ivegotaquestion in whatever

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it goes a little somethin like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnCDJ2Ae30w

r/polls - Is forced injection against an entire population justified? by lastwords in MeanwhileOnReddit

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my shriveled nuts need more test, that is the only injection i am currently willing to accept

What is that loud voice heard in arab countries? by Ivegotaquestion in whatever

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you mean their call to prayer that they play over loudspeakers like 5 times a day?

ShahistaRizvi by Shahistarizvi in whatever

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this is xxxactly what i needed right now. a bunch of spam with no context to a random arabian website

Scholars explain mysterious disappearance of Delta variant in Japan by StillLessons in propaganda

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Funny they didn't include any tie-ins to their previous article (from 2-4 months ago) where Japan started using ivermectin for covid treatment.

Submissive Training: slave positions. For Dominants and submissives in a BDSM relationship by wonderwoman in whatever

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i sent this to my dog, my father, and my university professor

Tech billionaire Michael Goguen allegedly kept spreadsheet of 5,000 women he had sex with by Tiwaking in news

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the gorgon has over 5000 snakes on its head

the goguen has over 5000 penises on its waist

Wikipedia thinks Ben Garrison is "alt-right" by Vulptex in whatever

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Their "primary & notable citations only" rule is used to systematically exclude any evidence that disagrees with their beliefs.

Kenosha: How bad is it? by wristaction in politics

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my sweet little anarchists had better be behaving themselves

KYLE RITTENHOUSE IS GOING TO PRISON WHERE HE BELONGS. by humancorpse in whatever

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just a bunch of cool dudes with big muscles and huge cocks workin' out all day and getting sweaty

I AM RENTING A MOTEL ROOM TONIGHT. by humancorpse in whatever

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be there after i hit the buffet and dump the complimentary shampoo bottles from my bathroom into the public elevator

im on 333rd floor... heaven space. juggalo $oldier

The circle of strife by jet199 in memes

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i am a big strong man, all sweeties flock to me

Trans women should not have to reduce testosterone, say new IOC guidelines by jet199 in WorldNews

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juice my little peanuts YEAHHHHHRGH

i am cooking popcorn? by humancorpse in AskSaidIt

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dear humancorpse, i award you with a new gender, cheddared popcorn

NEW WEBSITE RULES, ALL USERS MUST COMPLY. by humancorpse in whatever

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the sperm sample... do you want it in your mouth or in your pussy, doctor?

Let the soy flow through your veins. by Node in pics

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omg is this real?

About my recent de-modding from s/conspiracy and plans for the future. by HibikiBlack in whatever

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have you considered retaliating with a phoenix demonic illusion blitz