i sometimes attend alcoholics anonymous meetings, not because i am an alcoholic, but because it is a hotbed of mental and emotional issues and i find it more interesting than cage fighting.

if i was to show up there in arabic clothing, i think they would absolutely freak.

btw, i have decided that instead of joining isis that i will form my own radical terrorist group.. we are going to conquer the north pole and iceland and greenland. it should be fun raping the infidels eskimos girls.

yay.