What on earth is going on in Canada? by kiwiheretic in politics

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Civil disobedience

Inflatable Donkey - Sex Doll Realistic Love Doll Inflatable 1 Hole by Antarchomachus in whatever

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oh wait... its only got one hole.. oh what the heck.. itll have to do until i find one with two or three holes.

Inflatable Donkey - Sex Doll Realistic Love Doll Inflatable 1 Hole by Antarchomachus in whatever

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now that is what i am talking about... fuck getting some gold digger sugar baby.. oh hell no.. why? when you can have a blow up donkey..

giddy up baby.

2007 LINCOLN TOWN CAR EXECUTIVE LIMOUSINE #1030 - cars & trucks - by... by donk in whatever

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number one, i am not your buddy.

number two, the limo is a bottom of the barrel piece of shit.

number three, you can wave your hundred bucks around at someone else, because i am not impressed.

number four, if you really want to buy a limo there are a million of them available on craigslist and ebay.

having said that, i really do like this make and model of limo.. i like that it is a stretch, but not a really long stretch.. it has the J seating but it is not overly long.. i would probably be prepared to have an entirely fresh rebuilt engine and transmission tossed into it and have the air conditioning system completely rebuilt and put some high end fresh rubber around it including the spare. dont forget to completely redo the window tinting. the champagne glasses can go in the trash, the bar will be converted into a computer workstation.

i would also probably want to spend about $10k on the sound system.. up front for the driver sound system should remain stock but working properly.

https://youtu.be/aTeR5E0qTck?t=1s

2007 LINCOLN TOWN CAR EXECUTIVE LIMOUSINE #1030 - cars & trucks - by... by donk in whatever

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Piss off

The cops look super cool. by donk in news

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Fyi, this is world war four.

2017 Mercedes-Benz S550 Maybach 72" Limo Limousine by donk in whatever

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i will require two drivers, with another two perhaps in the second limo. i will require either two or four motorcycle escorts. i will require a small staff in the second and third limo that will be in charge of mapping and scheduling issues.

i will require an additional limo that will carry my support staff wherever i may go.

trades are in progress.

https://youtu.be/QSVFxe-Sbb0?t=1

LIMO - this is what $23k buys by donk in whatever

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when i am trading $10,000,000.00 that is two tenths of one percent of profit.

when i am trading ten billion dollars, that is like spending ten percent of one percent of one percent.

its pocket change.

LIMO - this is what $23k buys by donk in whatever

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only 31k miles.

The people have learned to overwhelm the dictatorship. by [deleted] in news

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I am gonna have sex with a kangarroo.

Should I wear a mask?