How many of us saidit users are there in 2021?

crackerjack · 2021-05-28T21:37:15+00:00

Total estimated saidit users: five

crackerjack · 2021-06-11T00:06:12+00:00

just fyi, one shitload equals two british buttloads or 3.5 african bushels.

for those that enjoy the science of math.

but seriously... there is a takeover of the united states that is taking place right now... it is not necessary to use bombs and bullets to conquer a country... the easiest way is to buy up all of the residential and commercial properties... done.

so when you have exhausted yourself running around in these forums, debating every topic from a to z, and then you realize that you have sold every asset in your country... and your government has been formally and fully bankrupted....

join the ccp now.. cuz chinese pussy is the best..

crackerjack · 2021-06-08T21:25:36+00:00

when she refers to "female" voters, i am assuming that she is referring to the "real" female voters, ie transgenders, and not those fake ass biologically born females, like for sure..

disclaimer: transphobe lesbians are not eligible for the free boob job offer.

fkn bigots.

crackerjack · 2021-06-06T23:31:50+00:00

plot twist: cookies have a secret ingredient: cum.

crackerjack · 2021-06-08T21:37:21+00:00

and we should also give away free ferraris and free yachts and free gold bars and free lear jets and free food stamps and free basic income of $25,000.00 per week.

and everybody lived happily ever after for ever and ever and ever.

and everybody became trans and everybody goes to the pride parade and everybody loves everybody and all women abort all babies.

happy pride.

crackerjack · 2021-06-05T12:16:06+00:00

all babies should be tested for the gay gene, and if tested positive they should be aborted.

crackerjack · 2021-05-29T14:06:03+00:00

if you just keep it a secret, i will do anything that you ask of me, oh great master..

dont tell them that i am really really really the realdontaldrump.

TRUMP 2030

crackerjack · 2021-05-28T16:50:21+00:00

if the jewish people were to colonize the dark side of the moon, hamas would be trying to take over the moon.

hamas behaves like a bunch of snot nosed babies.

crackerjack · 2021-06-12T23:37:38+00:00

when i was younger, i watched a video of a pretty girl sucking off a horse that had a cock that was about eighteen inches long and she looked like she was very happy doing it.

the horse looked like he was having a good time also.

i hear rumors that sheep have pussy that looks just like a human female pussy, but i cant verify this..

http://old.reddit.com/r/sissies

crackerjack · 2021-06-11T04:49:56+00:00

several years ago, there was a young man that went on a date with a trans girl and when he found out that she was trans, he went to her house and when she answered the door he shot her with a shotgun.

crackerjack · 2021-06-11T01:53:49+00:00

regarding palestine.. i was watching a youtube video about the book of daniel about a week ago... and apparently christian prophecy says that the jews would be relocated back to israel and then they will be ran out of israel again... assuming that i understood the video correctly..

they video said that when the jews are ran out of, was it jerusalem?, again, that they would be roaming the world in fear of their lives...

if that is true then islam is gonna boot them out.

crackerjack · 2021-06-09T01:01:34+00:00

3.4% of 25,000,000,000,000.00 is pretty steep rate.

dont fk me up.

crackerjack · 2021-06-08T18:32:05+00:00

i have an idea for a website.. ok, it is gonna be a porno website where eskimos can upload porno films and the images need to be wide enough to fit in it a really fat eskimo girl and a walrus.

i would like for this to run on a battery powered arduino.

just send me a quote.

crackerjack · 2021-06-06T20:27:05+00:00

aside from the fact that they said they was gonna kill me for being an fbi agent and a kaffir, they are pretty friendly guys and i really kinda like em.

yup.

crackerjack · 2021-06-06T17:10:05+00:00

I always tell the truth, even when I lie. ~Tony Montana

crackerjack · 2021-06-06T15:55:45+00:00

the /new page is infected with massive voter fraud. this thread shows plainly that censorship is the norm.

i waste my time here because i have time to waste.

fuck reddit and double fuck saidit.

crackerjack · 2021-06-06T13:17:53+00:00

if they removed you from /s/all , dont trip about that...

just repost a few of your more interesting posts to /s/whatever and they will show up in /s/all

and if they remove /s/whatever from /s/all then just start posting to another bullshit sub that is still in /s/all

dont worry, be happy.

crackerjack · 2021-06-06T04:11:57+00:00

BIDEN 2076

crackerjack · 2021-06-04T17:26:06+00:00

I might kick it with kim.

crackerjack · 2021-05-30T18:23:03+00:00

i have never met any of these farmers, i have only watched videos about this conflict between farmers and monsanto..

i am actually not sure that when monsanto goes out into your field to look for their seeds, i am not so sure that they dont drop them onto the ground themselves, a bit like a corrupt police officer that plants dope onto innocent people..

these monsanto guys operate with a gangster mentality.

if they came onto my farm, nah, that shit wouldnt go down... when people would come looking for them, i would just be like... nah.. i hadnt seen em... are they coming out here?

some bitches could learn a little something from a hillbilly like me.

video: NWA GANGSTA GANGSTA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBjgR8WwSPY

crackerjack · 2021-05-28T23:20:33+00:00

i feel a bowel movement coming on, it feels like all of my ass is getting ready to explode.

should i get checked for covid? maybe i should just take a shower and drink some tea and eat some mint candy.

crackerjack · 2021-05-28T22:44:54+00:00

if i am not mistaken, i might have a bit too drunk one time and received oral favors from that lizard.

i must confess.

crackerjack · 2021-05-28T21:20:53+00:00

Isn't it easy to create another throwaway account? I am sure he already has done so.

crackerjack · 2021-05-28T20:30:04+00:00

the senior moderator of the /r/trump forum is a pakistani muslim, living in pakistan.

it is not so important that a moderator of the /r/christianity sub is an atheist, it is more important that they turned your social media/communications portals into a clusterfuck.

It is their intent to scramble everything in your communications, and while you are dazed they will conquer you.

muslims will attack and fight every thing and every one, until they control every aspect of your life.

crackerjack · 2021-05-28T17:36:30+00:00

mama used to take my temperature in my butt, so my preference is to get my vaccine using a turkey baster.

i will take both jabs in one shot.

crackerjack · 2021-05-28T16:40:01+00:00

That's pollution, not climate change.

yeah i know... next you will be telling me that transgender is different from being a fag.

please dont give me the red pill, i am gonna pass on that.

crackerjack · 2021-05-28T07:58:03+00:00

that is nice, mr carswell..

crackerjack · 2021-05-28T01:14:07+00:00

but it doesnt go anywhere... it is simply random comments from anonymous people on the internet, and we dont have any clue who or what we are chatting with...

your move.

crackerjack · 2021-05-28T01:12:08+00:00

he didnt say that..

i am a full supporter of mr trump, and i sure thought that i was watching him on the television when he asked if couldnt we just inject bleach?

i sure thought that i heard him say that.

crackerjack · 2021-05-27T23:35:06+00:00

it isnt all about "climate change", but instead it is more about how the climate or environment is changing..

for the previous hundred years, we have been pumping oil out of the ground and spewing oil into the air and into the oceans and onto the ground. we have been pumping various chemicals and plastics into the oceans. the fish drink the chemicals and eat the plastics and you eat the fish.

when there is not enough water to drink, humanity will die.

one day, all of our world's rivers will look like the river in this video.

video: the world's dirtiest river

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkSXB-lRAp0

crackerjack · 2021-05-27T21:07:07+00:00

presedint trump asked on the televisions why couldnt we just inject bleach to kill the covids?

did anybody listen to him? nope.

but i injected a quart of bleach and i am doing well.

crackerjack · 2021-05-27T17:01:37+00:00

oh sure, he is not crazy, but somehow charlie manson is insane...

the system is rigged.

crackerjack · 2021-05-26T17:10:04+00:00

I have not washed my balls for almost ten days now.. they are now coated in a slick oily film.. hey... maybe i am transgendered! i feel so free now.

btw, i am available for late night sexting, if that is your sort of thing..

crackerjack · 2021-05-24T18:15:23+00:00

mgtow is another word for fag.

crackerjack · 2021-06-12T23:56:23+00:00

and just as soon as reddit gives m7 about fifty million bucks for the saidit domain name, then you can start banning people.

it is all about the benjamins.

crackerjack · 2021-06-12T22:34:45+00:00

sixth street is where all of the drinking bars are at... and next street over(5th street) is skid row, where the salvation army shelter is located.

dont mess with texas.

crackerjack · 2021-06-12T17:44:58+00:00

Mass communications amplifies evil and silences the good.

crackerjack · 2021-06-11T10:27:51+00:00

what the fk is a chabadnik? is that something jewish? cuz i am preparing to convert to judaism... so please no anti semitic jokes around here...

is there a prophet in judaism? will they execute me if i change my mind about judaism? do i have to wash my feet every time i go pray? i have so many questions..

where does god live? does god ever poop or pee? does god every get an erection like i sometimes do?

just lay it on me straight, i am taking notes.

crackerjack · 2021-06-11T10:17:50+00:00

I wanna have bill gates baby. I love bill gates. I will learn to deep throat so that he will know that i love him with all my heart.

but damm, he looks like crap, but our love will make our baby look beautiful..

i will even take a vaccine because i love that bastard like he is my first love.

wait!!! i just caught that part in the video that says he put a virus on my computer? oh boy, that changes everything.. throw him in jail..

i am sending out the wedding invitiations now... who wants to go to the wedding? free xbox for all wedding guests..!

crackerjack · 2021-06-11T10:12:03+00:00

the virus and the lockdown was used as a political weapon to squash trump's rallies.

crackerjack · 2021-06-11T10:07:09+00:00

i am thinking about studying with jewish people, cuz these muslims are driving me a bit nuts.. they are paranoid.. they accused me of being an fbi agent.. and they drugged me and robbed me in a mosque..

Alhamdullilah.

crackerjack · 2021-06-11T10:05:54+00:00

dont you think that considering how our current administration is literally giving shittons of money away to people around the world and domestically, dont you think that this system is gonna implode?

btw, if you have never heard of the bernie madoff ponzi scheme, i would suggest that you read about it... hey, here is a hint for you... bernie wasnt the only one that operates a ponzi scheme... there are others... and when they blow up... ka fkng boom goes the stock market.. it is gonna crash..

hint: insurance companies are busting at the seams, they are just buying time right now..

crackerjack · 2021-06-11T06:21:53+00:00

The problem is that the real estate prices dropped

my friend, this mass acquisition has nothing to do with whether or not these acquired properties can be be sold at a profit or not..

this mass acquisition has more to do with evicting people from their homes in exchange for some worthless paper..

this global power shift is something that would have made adolf hitler blink.

crackerjack · 2021-06-11T04:52:22+00:00

facebook is pretty legit.

crackerjack · 2021-06-11T03:40:56+00:00

this world is getting too weird, even for me.

crackerjack · 2021-06-10T21:36:38+00:00

the Q is code word for queer.

happy pride month.

crackerjack · 2021-06-09T14:10:12+00:00

laws do not apply to the current administration. we are in a state of war. you have the right to surrender or die.

crackerjack · 2021-06-09T03:09:29+00:00

i show respect to those that are deserving.. You have a very nice mentality for a forum moderator.

now, if you will excuse me... i have some trolling to do...

for sale: one slightly used bedpan, minimal rust.

condition: used

warranty: none

cleaning instructions: n/a

bluetooth: Version 2.0

remote control: yes

shipping: freight or pickup

price: $8,250.00

crackerjack · 2021-06-08T22:49:06+00:00

If the gays were truly proud of their lifestyles, they would be celebrating... but instead they are spamming this message everywhere..

Fuck the LGBTQBLT+

crackerjack · 2021-06-08T15:45:34+00:00

i tell you what i see coming... those that are non-vaccinated will not be able to go into any business, they will not be able to go to walmart, they will not be able to go to a nightclub..

and you count my words regarding this prediction... you will still be allowed to go thru the mcdonalds drive thru.

my plan is obtain a religious exemption, which legit is my reason for not wanting this.. aside from the fact that i think that the benefits and side effects do not justify the risk.

crackerjack · 2021-06-08T08:10:28+00:00

i have witnessed a miracle in the name of jesus.. but then, i have also seen an alien spaceship.

crackerjack · 2021-06-07T05:20:44+00:00

i am drunk on weed.

crackerjack · 2021-06-06T23:33:07+00:00

i do it all the time, with no condoms.. i wanna make babies.. i dont give a shit what color those little stump monkeys are..

crackerjack · 2021-06-06T22:13:55+00:00

http://godhatesfags.com

straight from the mouth of god.

crackerjack · 2021-06-06T21:29:35+00:00

i misunderstood your message, my bad... you are saying that the nazis spread information that showed the jews injecting germans with vaccines... yes, i think that i understand that the nazi germans went out of their way to slander the jews...

my point was that wouldnt it have been amusing if mr hitler had tried to take over the world, as he did try, and his weapons were vaccines and mind control?

Now go cry more about Muslims.

btw, i am expecting to be in prayer in a few days.. with one of the kindest of muslims anywhere.. and it is my hope that i will get to pray with my wahabi brothers, inshallah.

so put that in your pipe and smoke it.

crackerjack · 2021-06-06T21:03:38+00:00

shill? nah... i play a lot and few understand my dry humor... but you are the one that says that you have dozens of books that show that jews inject vaccines into germans...

I only asked for the names of a couple of them...

and you give me a picture of a cartoon?

ok, well, you win... /s

crackerjack · 2021-06-06T20:26:02+00:00

which show Jews injecting vaccines into ethnic Germans to either, as they thought, sterilise or make them sick.

dozens of nazi propaganda books that show jews injecting vaccines into ethnic germans to sterilize them or make them sick?

really?

any chance you can show to me one of those books?

crackerjack · 2021-06-06T20:17:52+00:00

Do you have any proof she's trans?

When a female makes the following comment of : "Lesbians need to unlearn their pussy fetish and fuck transwomen. Sexual preference can be unlearned and its vital to make transwomen feel valid.", the odds are pretty darned good that we are listening to a male to female trans. yep.

i am pretty sure about this. I could be wrong, but i doubt it.

crackerjack · 2021-06-06T18:21:53+00:00

besides out of your ass, from where do you get your information?

crackerjack · 2021-06-05T22:13:13+00:00

i have always knows that i am necrophiliac, but i find difficult find the right one..

me: single white male, age not specified, a few extra pounds, associates degree.

you: not yet dead, warm, pretty.

it would be perfect if we could meet you in hospital.

crackerjack · 2021-06-04T22:33:13+00:00

China is the future, join the CCP now.

https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/east-asia/having-chinese-communist-party-membership-is-like-having-a-diploma-and-opens-doors

crackerjack · 2021-06-04T09:16:01+00:00

california is a big desert, if you take away the water.

btw, california has a catastrophic water shortage issue that is only going to get worse.

crackerjack · 2021-06-03T19:47:31+00:00

the bidding is now up to twelve bucks. I have a case of it sitting out in the sun, preparing for my next auction.

crackerjack · 2021-05-30T19:27:29+00:00

i understand that there are people that believe that the nazi/jewish holocaust is a hoax, but i am not one of those people...

during the nazi takeover, the nazis took the jews out of their homes, in most cases at gunpoint, and they told the jews to get onto the train because we are taking you to a place that you will like much better... in fact, bring extra shoes, the nazis said to the jewish people..

you are not being asked to board a train... instead, you are being asked to take an injection that will untimately kill you or will prevent you from having children, which effectively kills your family tree.

this is quite perhaps how serious things are right now.

keep your chin up.

crackerjack · 2021-05-30T18:54:44+00:00

i appreciate that you received an exemption from your GP(is that general practicioner? ie, your doctor?)...

but, i am curious if you have tried to fly on an airplane or whatever where they ask for your vaccine documents?

i am betting that they will still look at you sideways and treat you like a second class citizen...

your move.

crackerjack · 2021-05-30T15:57:38+00:00

monsanto is one of the most vicious of nasty companies that i have ever seen.. they have patents on their "seeds"... they try to force farmers to purchase and use their seeds for growing their crops.. do you know what they do to farmers that refuse to purchase their seeds? Monsanto will go out into their fields and if they find even one of their patented seeds, they will take this non-monsanto farmer into court and they will financially destroy him in court.

i have known narcotics pushers that are not as vicious as monsanto.

monsanto makes freddy kruger seem like a simple minded schoolboy.

crackerjack · 2021-05-30T12:12:27+00:00

yeah, i am pretty stupid... but not stupid enough to take your crap vaccine.

crackerjack · 2021-05-30T05:35:23+00:00

There is no virus. The vaccine is not safe.

It has been nice chatting with you, i am sure.

crackerjack · 2021-05-30T04:34:04+00:00

The virus is a hoax, a political weapon

crackerjack · 2021-05-30T04:05:17+00:00

the virus is simply a political weapon. check this out... a virus came along... out of the blue.. and within days, they knew that it originated from an open market where they sell bats.. oh my gawd... that is probably the worst bullshit lie that i have ever heard... but everybody ate it up like it was candy.. they believed the whole lie.. and then we somehow developed(and fully tested) a multiple stage vaccine, and we assured everybody that it is 100% safe...

i cant believe how stupid some of you puppets are.

you should put your affairs in order and make some nice funeral arrangements.

cuz this game is worse than the nazi holocaust.

crackerjack · 2021-05-30T01:37:53+00:00

so much for that website.. when i try to post, it presents me with a captcha.. but the captcha is broken and not working..

oh well, guess i am stuck in this cesspool.

hey ameliamay, i am still here... i still love you... dont quit on us now... we have chemistry..

bitch.

crackerjack · 2021-05-29T23:57:04+00:00

is it possible that this is an entirely fake story? omg who runs a kiddie porn network on facebook? especially a police chief?

this is only more of this BLM bullshit where they are trying to destabilize the police departments..

crackerjack · 2021-05-29T23:52:15+00:00

when our world's economies collapse, the strong will enslave the weak.. any slave that attempts to escape from his master will be killed and eaten.

it is the word of the lord.

crackerjack · 2021-05-29T21:47:06+00:00

i iddentify as a nonbinary farm animal.. when speaking to me, just say mooooo...

crackerjack · 2021-05-29T21:27:25+00:00

Slave labour is free labour

no, that is not true.. there are costs involved to feed the slave... you must provide him a place to sleep and shit.. what about toilet paper costs? if there is a river nearby, he could just rinse his ass in the river... it costs money to guard the slaves...

slaves should be more grateful for all of the things their masters do for them..

just a note that i have always dreamed of operating my own re-education camp.. i would run a tight ship.

crackerjack · 2021-05-29T21:19:24+00:00

all of the vaccines have one common side effect... it interrupts the reproduction process.

it is too early to ask, but just watch that people that got the jab will stop having babies.

AllahuAkbar.

http://godhatesfags.com

straight from the mouth of god.

yeah, i am pretty stupid... but not stupid enough to take your crap vaccine.

crackerjack