Hear people die (Western Airlines Flight 2605)

anescient · 2019-10-09T19:35:19+00:00

The most inept killing spree in history.

anescient · 2019-12-12T18:08:20+00:00

That particular image and the label "fun" aren't ideal, but morbid humor is completely legitimate.

Death doesn't entitle respect. Death can be tragic, heroic, karmic, and slapstick.

I do not agree with "It's never appropriate to joke about [insert_anything_here]."

anescient · 2019-03-31T20:17:57+00:00

Discussions about the watchpeopledie quarantine tipped me off that there are alternatives. The watchpeopledie ban is what finally chased me away.

It kind of wasn't even my idea to leave. Nuking subs and tampering with comments and deleting shit I care about clearly says to me, "You are not welcome here."

What I want out of saidit is a reddit-like community forum thing where I can have big-boy conversations without self-important fucksticks wagging their finger. I do not want my conversations tinkered-with or deleted just to keep things rated G.

anescient · 2019-12-09T19:51:35+00:00

Jesus jumping fuck. Right in the face.

0:15 - 0:28 (boy with the gun): "Look at this! A shell...I'm loading it. I'm going to shoot you, but don't die!"

Isn't that kid a little old for that kind of stupidity?

anescient · 2019-08-01T14:02:02+00:00

I'm sick of these goofy gender reveals.

anescient · 2019-04-19T16:42:28+00:00

Sweet Jesus. If you're like me you've seen a lot of cases of people getting run over, but you've never seen a human water balloon. I wonder what the secret ingredient is, here? Why is this so unusual?

anescient · 2019-10-20T18:36:45+00:00

Nah, fuck that. It's not the groggy, sorry bum's responsibility to keep shit calm and professional.

The cops should have approached the situation differently. He's a sleeping bum; he isn't fucking Magneto.

The reason they fired is evident, but that doesn't mean he was asking for it. Head-butting an elephant's testicles is asking for it. He got up, in a pissy mood, and scratched his gut.

anescient · 2019-10-20T14:22:58+00:00

Good work, boys. If you'd given him even half of a second longer he could have killed all six of you, easily.

anescient · 2019-04-08T01:00:33+00:00

... bad... ass?

Couldn't they find anybody more defenseless? Maybe drop-kick a fetus.

anescient · 2019-08-28T00:06:19+00:00

Is firing guns into the air some kind of cultural thing in the middle east

Is it ever.

Search liveleak for wedding shootings.

anescient · 2019-08-11T03:29:06+00:00

Remarkably stupid. I had to watch a second time to be sure it wasn't suicide. Come to think of it, he would have had more luck stopping it if he just dove under the wheels.

anescient · 2019-04-02T17:17:00+00:00

There's also a torrent, infohash 52b278c6769eb2edb9773ff6fe0923598ff42fea

anescient · 2019-11-11T05:03:28+00:00

It's been so, so long since I've learned a new slur.

“CALL DA AMBALAMPS! CALL THE AMBALAMPS!” Says the spear chucker that obviously had a working phone

"spear-chucker"

Magnificent. That's how you spot the real assholes. Any 12-year-old can say "nigger".

anescient · 2019-11-02T04:54:39+00:00

This is about what I expected, but I thought I'd try something a little more high-brow. It's an unusually slow and shitty way to die, you see.

anescient · 2019-06-13T15:25:06+00:00

Sounds like a job for LiveLeak.

anescient · 2020-01-12T17:19:05+00:00

Oh I see, that rock kinda jammed. ... OK, so, he's going to lean over to push it and then fall in? ... Okie dokie I guess he's just gonna jump right in. ... And get crushed by a rock? Or the machine? ... Both, of course.

Bravo, Chinese industry.

anescient · 2019-07-29T16:04:21+00:00

Weird. Such brutality. So casual.

anescient · 2019-05-07T19:39:03+00:00

He won't do that again.

anescient · 2019-12-10T04:14:14+00:00

chimpoutvideo.com

Sweet Lord.

anescient · 2019-11-19T03:45:03+00:00

the worker had just put a burning newspaper into the septic tank pit to prove the desludging process was complete and done properly

... which makes this a qualified Darwin Award.

anescient · 2019-05-16T06:16:13+00:00

What's that the kids say, "bitches be trippin'"?

anescient · 2019-04-29T17:16:37+00:00

Is it possible for beheading to be painless? I'm serious. Some part of the peripheral nervous system must run upward from the spinal cord giving you e.g. sense of touch on your scalp. Where exactly do the nerves in your face and neck and throat branch from? If the cut is high enough wouldn't you not feel it?

anescient · 2019-04-29T15:44:39+00:00

I'm pretty sure that's not what CPR is for.

anescient · 2019-04-26T03:12:55+00:00

If you want to be afraid of airliners, it's simple: watch every last air disaster video this guy's made. If you're like me, you have substantially underestimated the total number of accidents.

anescient · 2019-04-25T04:23:28+00:00

Nice to see a justifiable police shooting for once.

anescient · 2019-12-08T01:45:18+00:00

Is it possible he just really hated the kid or one of the parents?

anescient · 2019-11-09T07:15:19+00:00

Death in outer space, that is, death by vacuum, has kinda been explored: https://youtu.be/fJbztthNrVQ?t=2003

anescient · 2019-11-05T02:33:11+00:00

No question it'll haunt him, but I hope he gets beyond guilt. From the look of it he might not have seen her even if he did double-check behind; she came awful close.

anescient · 2019-11-01T13:02:45+00:00

Germany is a civilized nation renowned for engineering, but we're still ribbing them about the Nazis. Every one of these videos sets the Middle East's reputation back another 20 years.

anescient · 2019-10-22T17:20:21+00:00

I thought I'd seen "gruesome".

anescient · 2019-06-15T05:24:30+00:00

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/outrage-police-shooting-drunk-driver-paradise-california-officer-patrick-feaster/

"I've got an unresponsive female, I've got a male in the car refusing to get out," Feaster could be heard saying in the dash-cam video.

anescient · 2019-06-04T04:54:30+00:00

With the death penalty, I don't understand the expensive Rube Goldberg poisoning machine and electrocution chair and all that noise. It looks like firing squad really gets the job done, swift, on the cheap.

anescient · 2019-04-21T00:50:39+00:00

Yyyea, the reaction at the moment of the drop... I react way, way more to knocking over a glass of water.

anescient · 2020-02-23T05:26:45+00:00

Anybody got other video on this? Looks like there's a drone out there.

anescient · 2020-01-09T01:51:30+00:00

Good one, ape.

He died several days later. What kind of injury would take so long to kill him?

anescient · 2019-12-03T08:14:23+00:00

This dude wishes he worked with Klaus. This shit is stranger than fiction.

anescient · 2019-11-22T02:20:11+00:00

Whatever the details, wow, what a shit-hole.

anescient · 2019-11-05T15:29:37+00:00

I think it has to do with the way they bounce. The tires are bad news and the machines are ridiculous, but they're made for each other, and when they bounce it looks like a fun bounce.

anescient · 2019-11-05T02:36:38+00:00

I can't really grasp the weight of these machines and the force they put on the ground. The giant tires just look, I don't know, soft, kinda pillow-y.

anescient · 2019-10-30T01:43:47+00:00

I'm sure this is all to demonstrate power and instill fear and whatever, but all I see are shitty cavemen with futuristic weapons.

anescient · 2019-10-16T03:21:17+00:00

Total commitment, impeccable form. This is the yardstick by which all jumps should be measured.

anescient · 2019-06-08T15:47:50+00:00

And don't drive like a tool.

anescient · 2019-06-05T13:08:50+00:00

That's probably not the speed limit.

anescient · 2019-05-07T19:42:26+00:00

God save that officer. I have never seen a cop in this situation offer to put his gun down.

anescient · 2019-05-07T19:37:13+00:00

It's a mechanical bomb.

anescient · 2019-04-05T21:49:35+00:00

What is blocking a sub? Isn't that just "unsubscribe"?

anescient · 2019-04-01T21:34:28+00:00

I see now, you can use the email address to identify that person in a completely different set of data.

anescient · 2019-03-30T03:31:34+00:00

Oh no! .. GUN IT!

I guess if you kill rather than just injure you won't be on the hook for medical bills.

anescient · 2019-11-09T00:50:35+00:00

I think we've got a good chance at seeing most of those in Chinese industry.

anescient · 2019-11-09T00:29:25+00:00

Yes, it has to be gold. You owe the victim that much. South American tribal and Spanish conquistador costumes, would be nice, but I won't insist.

anescient · 2019-11-08T20:28:10+00:00

I can't imagine what having molten gold poured down your throat would look like. Unfortunately the Aztecs didn't have smartphones.

anescient · 2019-11-08T14:39:34+00:00

This is a proud tradition, actually: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blowing_from_a_gun

anescient · 2019-11-08T02:11:58+00:00

I know, right? Fuck mentally ill people, what a bunch of assholes.

anescient · 2019-10-19T02:53:47+00:00

For y'all's convenience: https://soundcloud.com/hikariultra/city-morgue-33rd-blakk-glass

anescient · 2019-09-23T15:26:50+00:00

Give me a 'gurgle snore'

anescient · 2019-09-20T16:33:19+00:00

It goes beyond that; NASA is faking Las Vegas. Have you ever seen Las Vegas with your own eyes? I haven't.

anescient · 2019-06-27T22:18:40+00:00

I can imagine it turning bloody right at the end as it starts to scrape the skin off his head.

anescient · 2019-06-11T00:53:17+00:00

Yea well if you see a big red arrow like that you should know better than to keep going towards it.

anescient · 2019-06-05T13:10:36+00:00

https://www.almasdarnews.com/article/isis-assassinates-fsa-commander-in-new-drive-by-shooting-photos/

anescient · 2019-05-26T04:58:53+00:00

There is no way something that big should be going that fast on that kind of road.

anescient · 2019-05-07T20:00:53+00:00

So, pro tip, if you're going to pull a stunt like this, have your grand kids on the phone just in case. And maybe plan ahead how to tell the story inside of 4 seconds.

anescient · 2019-05-07T19:28:19+00:00

I've been wondering when we were going to see more firsthand video of disasters like this, now that every person has a pocket-sized device that can record video and upload it in real time. We can get a glimpse of horrors that even the device doesn't survive.

No humans ever have seen this shit and lived.

anescient · 2019-05-01T15:36:46+00:00

Oh god. ... Oh, shit. ... Oh, sh-OH SHIT ... JESUS

Take it easy, there, Fate, I think ya got him.

anescient · 2019-04-25T04:04:09+00:00

I'd love to know. You couldn't have enough time to really get a grip on impending death, could you? You might be so freaked out and disoriented that you don't even see the impact coming.

anescient · 2019-04-19T16:46:49+00:00

Video isn't working for me. I think this is the same one: https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=97f_1378994141

Fucking grisly.

anescient · 2019-04-18T22:20:14+00:00

This is pretty humane, for Brazil.

anescient · 2019-04-18T22:11:26+00:00

Damn, he came apart easy. Maybe he was already busted up bad inside?

anescient · 2019-04-04T19:15:02+00:00

Hopefully those of you who never understood finally have an understanding of what it was like for our grandparents and what it is still like today.

That is extremely disrespectful to your grandparents.

anescient · 2019-04-04T07:05:17+00:00

... in other words it was not an April Fools joke.

anescient · 2019-04-03T01:46:29+00:00

That's horrifying.

But.

I really want to see that footage.

anescient · 2019-03-31T17:02:47+00:00

I love Mint. it's Ubuntu classic.

anescient · 2019-03-30T12:45:16+00:00

It would've been neat to rip reddit and load the WPD backlog into this thing.

anescient · 2020-01-09T03:01:04+00:00

Thanks for the tip. "secondary brain injury" is where the death happens.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primary_and_secondary_brain_injury#Secondary

anescient · 2019-11-20T20:23:31+00:00

That is not the speed I expected the train to be going.

anescient · 2019-11-09T07:28:56+00:00

I doubt we'll ever see a proper Roman-style crucifixion, but, eh. It's a grisly death and all, but I don't think it would make for very compelling footage.

anescient · 2019-11-01T13:13:15+00:00

Seriously, come on, guys. If you're into this shit you know what real panic looks like.

anescient · 2019-10-22T17:33:37+00:00

He was so damn cold about it, like "I'd really rather not, obviously, but at some point you have to man up and rip off the band-aid." It's like he's throwing away something sentimental that's clearly no longer practical. It's like he's got his first bicycle from when he was a kid, the bike he was riding at the moment he saw his parents run over and killed, but facts are facts, this really is just a rusted heap of metal, and there's nothing to gain in keeping it.

anescient · 2019-10-08T03:11:36+00:00

If it really was the clutch, that'd be simple mechanical failure and centrifugal force. It looks like they're running it on a dyno; the engine (and clutch etc.) would be running extremely fast.

anescient · 2019-07-16T19:20:11+00:00

Don't worry about it, we painted over the rust just a few months ago, and almost all of the bolts are tightened.

anescient · 2019-06-29T03:28:48+00:00

Are you sure he's dead.

anescient · 2019-06-24T04:24:19+00:00

I thought a direct link to some piracy site would be tacky. Choose whatever way you choose to see it. It's not fun.

anescient · 2019-06-24T02:47:24+00:00

Keep this under your hat, kids. 8a813d63507e027b321a746191e79d07f6fc1a65

anescient · 2019-06-16T03:39:18+00:00

I was trying to link to this specific video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bj6SqgT4SQ

The preview/inline/whatever up there is dopey.

anescient · 2019-06-15T05:20:30+00:00

Neanderthals making their contribution to the world's web of information.

anescient · 2019-05-09T14:21:20+00:00

It does look more like his face was exploded, and if it's a suicide attempt that explains the restraints.

anescient · 2019-05-07T19:48:12+00:00

They're going to have to give up doing this or get way, way more creatively brutal. Audiences get bored, guys, you're actually eroding the fear at this point.

anescient · 2019-05-04T21:09:17+00:00

There's a perfectly healthy torrent. I can only give you the infohash ("magnet"), though:

52b278c6769eb2edb9773ff6fe0923598ff42fea

anescient · 2019-05-01T15:39:48+00:00

If you've never handled a cleaver you need to know they're awful heavy. They're less knife, more sharpened hammer.

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