I'm going to get murdered aren't I.

alladd · 2023-10-19T14:53:28+00:00

You better get ready to put the lotion in the fucking basket

alladd · 2022-12-15T21:05:02+00:00

Have kids tried saying "better to have an alive tattooed son than a dead untattoed son"?

alladd · 2022-09-15T13:11:37+00:00

i'm sorry but once i realized my words were literal violence i couldn't stop. i'm too powerful now. hugboxes tremble in fear at the sound of my name. i can crumble entire communities with a single misplaced pronoun.

alladd · 2023-11-17T20:07:25+00:00

They tried to study non-binary people's brains too but the results were inconclusive. Every time they did a brain scan it came up with an error that said "this person is too cool to be studied"

alladd · 2022-09-21T15:48:57+00:00

no joke i seriously had a troon friend insist that transitioning "removed their white privilege"

alladd · 2022-08-31T15:49:10+00:00

representation shrekresentation.

call me when Pixar shows us some docking. THAT'S progress.

alladd · 2022-08-22T18:38:17+00:00

honestly, i'll take the hose again

alladd · 2023-11-03T20:01:04+00:00

struggling autist

alladd · 2022-12-01T18:06:26+00:00

Well, hell. That's three whole people on Twitter. I see the tides have finally turned on Tim Burton. His career is officially over.

alladd · 2022-10-18T19:38:20+00:00

'twas myne dick the wench doth rode

alladd · 2022-09-22T18:24:48+00:00

i think we should all be able to celebrate our fetishes in public, free of judgment.

that's why i will be wearing my "i <3 women smashing cakes with their bottoms" XXL t-shirt to work tomorrow, and every following day, until the smell is so bad i am ejected from the office by force at which point i will be suing for emotional damages

alladd · 2022-10-07T13:40:34+00:00

they do. they just call them trans rights.

alladd · 2023-12-04T16:10:31+00:00

omelette du fromage

alladd · 2023-10-20T19:25:20+00:00

Brain scans of bigender people look like two brains squished together

Brain scans of xir/xems look like alien brains

Brain scans of detrans look like a Matryoshka of different gendered brains inside one another

Brain scans of agender people return a 404 error

alladd · 2023-08-23T19:18:22+00:00

Wow! Three trans people all under one roof discovering themselves as trans! What are the odds?!? I mean that's literally statistically impossible unless it's a social contagion

alladd · 2023-02-10T19:29:11+00:00

That's hardly the biggest mistake you've made to your body.

alladd · 2022-12-01T18:10:36+00:00

Pretty sure gay dudes just call them "gross".

alladd · 2022-10-18T17:25:54+00:00

This is not a real writer. Not a real man.

Probably written by a woman as a piece meant to "educate" men on how letting them cheat is progressive.

It reads too much like it was written by a woman pretending to be a man. See the phrasing of "she fucked only me" as opposed to "she only had sex with me" or "I only had sex with her". And the utter lack of identity in the man. He has zero personality because he's a figment, a framing device.

alladd · 2022-10-04T12:20:43+00:00

Ryuk in drag

alladd · 2022-08-30T20:20:53+00:00

b-but twitter told me kids wouldn't say things like that if we banned andrew tate!

alladd · 2024-04-05T14:43:43+00:00

A little unconventional, but ultimately what matters is this will fix his mental health issues once and for all. He definitely won't do any other weird crazy shit next.

alladd · 2024-02-08T17:24:15+00:00

"I need virtual hugs, DESPERATELY"

-- grown man cosplaying as a timid girl because it makes his pee pee hard

alladd · 2023-11-06T16:48:21+00:00

But...she's....white

alladd · 2023-10-30T20:30:59+00:00

Good luck, you buncha fatties might hit an appropriate BMI by the end of it!

alladd · 2023-09-25T19:27:58+00:00

Finally, a gaming league dedicated to representation of that most marginalized of gamer groups, porn addicted men. It's not easy to be taken seriously in the pro leagues when you have major carpal tunnel from blastin' all day.

alladd · 2023-02-27T21:02:31+00:00

thanks i projectile vomited so hard i broke my monitor and flew backwards off my chair

alladd · 2022-12-09T17:50:27+00:00

She's right. When I look at a shark, do I feel represented?

The answer is no. I am a bipedal human male. I am not nature's perfect aquatic killing machine. I do not feel seen.

These sharks are fucking racist.

alladd · 2022-12-08T13:53:23+00:00

I love when Reddit asks a question with an obvious answer that you can't give or else you'll get banned from Reddit.

alladd · 2022-11-09T11:38:32+00:00

this is like when that whole town pretended that dying kid was Batman for a day

alladd · 2022-10-28T16:52:48+00:00

In order:

Man

Woman

person who wants to cross the gender binary

person who is their binary gender

person with dyed hair

boy

girl

person with dyed hair

joke

very scientific

alladd · 2022-10-18T12:58:07+00:00

To his credit, he IS passing as a goblin.

alladd · 2022-10-17T14:15:10+00:00

God damn he's a laundry list of troon stereotypes, right down to the fucking shark plushie. No original thoughts in that head whatsoever except maybe porn plots.

Someone check his hard drive.

alladd · 2022-09-22T19:15:17+00:00

absolutely not i will not tolerate those bigots who EAT the cakes my lovely ladies are trying to SMUSH under their buttocks it's basically erasure which is basically state-sanctioned genocide

alladd · 2022-09-21T15:46:59+00:00

ummm exchoose me sweaty but pepper spray is cultural appropriation from whatever culture peppers come from. if she wants to assault that little nazi baby she needs to use a form of corporal punishment that originates in her culture, such as a cat-o-nine-tails, cucking stool, or perhaps an impromptu oophorectomy

alladd · 2022-09-13T20:00:06+00:00

anyone who opposes them now knows exactly how to destroy them without lifting a finger.

imagine voting for someone like this. "yeah they were gonna do some good things, but then someone called them by the gender they obviously are so the government shut down for a month"

alladd · 2022-09-04T04:50:28+00:00

i know this is a minor setback and is in a way disappointing but oh my god on another level this is fucking amazing.

once again kiwifarms literally just talks shit on these people, and the fact that they expressed their opinions openly was enough to drive a fart porn fetishist to sicc his army of castrati on a fucking internet service provider. they're so scared. the truth is out there and they can't keep suppressing it.

alladd · 2024-04-10T17:27:54+00:00

LMAO he thinks he's attracting straight men

alladd · 2024-02-12T15:16:16+00:00

I’m an adult after all and can make decisions about my own body, just as she can

That's the thing, though...they're not an adult. They're 15, you braindead dipshit.

You're the only one with bodily autonomy here. They need to shut the fuck up for about three years and then move out and go be someone else's burden.

alladd · 2024-02-08T17:29:43+00:00

LOL his submissions are full of whining about how he wants to bang his lesbian coworker and how transitioning destroyed his relationships and wondering if he could do porn for a living. How are they all loser horny male stereotypes, every single time?

alladd · 2023-12-04T18:24:46+00:00

It's funny when you ask them who they are when they're alone in a room/not being witnessed by others and they genuinely have to think about it for a second. Like they legitimately have their minds blown by the concept of non-narcissistic identities.

alladd · 2023-11-27T15:38:06+00:00

LOL "male presenting"

So if David Tennant puts a cheap wig on and calls himself Krystal Tits he can suddenly have the same knowledge as them and they'll have to shut the fuck up.

alladd · 2023-11-07T20:32:50+00:00

Oh no, someone just learned the hugbox doesn't extend past the trans subreddits! Watch out, scary reality!

alladd · 2023-09-18T14:28:08+00:00

I can sympathize. I have to have a completely empty men's room when I urinate. If there's another man in there, well...I'm not attracted to men, so I cannot pee. Now if a bunch of sexy ladies (woo woo) were to use the men's room for an impromptu orgy, I'd be just fine.

alladd · 2023-03-09T18:37:39+00:00

It's always funny when one of these white dudes slips up and drops the facade of pretending to be a victim for a second. You realize they see each other the exact way we see them.

alladd · 2023-02-21T18:28:07+00:00

Did them once, got a boner acting like a housewife in a porno, went and jerked off and left the sink half-full of shit.

alladd · 2023-02-10T17:35:56+00:00

"don't take this and use it to generalize, but literally every trans woman i have met acts like a weird pervert"

alladd · 2022-12-13T14:11:00+00:00

Because trans people make gay people look normal by comparison.

"Oh you thought a man kissing a man was weird? How about a man who chops his dick off and dresses in thongs and diapers so he can have heterosexual sex with a woman while calling himself a baby lesbian? Yeah being gay ain't so weird anymore is it"

alladd · 2022-11-18T16:55:30+00:00

What's this hole-person on about?

alladd · 2022-11-04T15:06:42+00:00

he's probably a gay prostitute trying to collect due payment

alladd · 2022-10-14T13:46:11+00:00

no one who speaks German could be an evil man!

alladd · 2022-10-13T14:40:07+00:00

Good riddance. Enough of this shoehorning identity politics into comic books.

Superman is obviously 100% full gay.

alladd · 2022-10-06T14:31:01+00:00

you think that's bad, Scrappy Doo has now been revealed to have a crush fetish

alladd · 2022-09-27T20:40:10+00:00

LOL pro-trans subreddits are calling this article a dog whistle to TERFs.

nah, sweaty, that's just the fucking facts for ya.

alladd · 2022-09-01T18:50:23+00:00

kiwifarms is a place where forum members post threads full of screencaps of stuff that trans people have done or said on the internet, in full view of the rest of society. in other words, their worst nightmare.

alladd · 2022-08-23T19:38:06+00:00

Martini Luther just nailed xir thesis to the door of the Truscum cathedral

alladd · 2022-08-18T16:25:59+00:00

b-but the showrunner wrote pickle rick!

jk the podcast she did with dan harmon was a fucking nightmare. just him apologizing on behalf of all whites for racism for an hour at a time.

alladd · 2023-12-04T15:21:28+00:00

Wow, every molecule of my body unconsciously registers trans women as men, and they also look, sound, smell, and act like them, but now that I've read this sign...I feel exactly the same. This guy is gay.

alladd · 2023-09-20T16:09:27+00:00

On my knees begging you to understand that immature little narcissists don't get to just make words meaningless and then ask for "respect" for doing so.

alladd · 2023-08-29T15:32:13+00:00

I dunno what this chick's problem is. Every day I wake up, choke down a steak and seven raw eggs, pound an intense resistance workout with my bros, celebrate by high-fiving each other so hard our hands get sore, then a brief hunting trip, then some wrestling, then we wash our monster trucks, then I take a nice bath, paint my nails, get a good cry in, listen to TSwift, check my horoscope, ride my bike to the cute queer cafe where I work with my anarcho-punk disabled indigenous ace bestie Frodo, put in six solid hours of barista excellence and return home to gossip on Tumblr about my favorite Steven Universe episodes. You know, guy stuff.

Sounds like she just doesn't know how to be one of the guys.

alladd · 2023-02-27T14:50:21+00:00

She/they, BLM, bi, polyamorous, ACAB, abolitionist, anarchist, anti-fascist, aspiring author

just say chronic masturbator it's faster

alladd · 2023-02-21T20:03:54+00:00

Sending a gay dude into tears so you can entertain your fujo fetish and you still make it about yourself. Fucking narcissists.

alladd · 2023-02-09T17:28:51+00:00

As far as genocides go the trans genocide is far and away the least effective in history. The targeted population has basically tripled.

Not to mention the ones committing the genocide are for the first time ever the ones trying not to have the state castrate them.

alladd · 2023-01-09T14:36:18+00:00

nothing personal, kid

alladd · 2022-12-19T16:06:33+00:00

Will you be getting any straight-affirming surgery, such as having your ability to dance removed?

alladd · 2022-11-28T21:02:10+00:00

No booze? No meat? Tell me there's at least a ball pit.

alladd · 2022-11-17T13:48:40+00:00

'Having a vagina doesn’t make me less of a man.'

I can't. My cans are all n'ted. There is no more can for me to. I can-not.

alladd · 2022-11-04T13:32:08+00:00

That is the face of a man who has killed and will kill again

alladd · 2022-10-06T14:25:22+00:00

idk what these people are on about with this "Velma's officially a lesbian now" schtick.

she's always been a lesbian as far as my porn is concerned.

alladd · 2022-10-04T12:19:08+00:00

24's the highest numbah!

alladd · 2022-09-29T18:33:23+00:00

what a stunning, brave woman

alladd · 2022-09-29T12:08:33+00:00

I'm Asexual too. It means I am sexually number one.

Everyone else is Bsexual or Csexual.

alladd · 2022-09-13T20:25:17+00:00

literally demanding

"Might we talk?"

alladd · 2022-09-01T18:47:42+00:00

right wing stuff just got stale. they're all identical aLpHa MaLeZ asserting traditional values they don't really believe in on the internet to stir up drama because i think they hate their boring offline lives. it's not nearly as bizarre or fascinating as watching people i respect simp for men in diapers.

alladd · 2022-08-18T15:59:24+00:00

i knew they were bad people but i didn't know they were bioluminescent. this changes everything.

alladd · 2024-04-02T14:10:56+00:00

I like how it took her 30 years to realize, once and for all, for SURE...that she's capricious.

alladd · 2024-03-04T14:59:15+00:00

100% of bears polled say they shit in the woods.

alladd · 2024-02-01T16:30:50+00:00

I mean give straight men some credit. We have SOME standards.

alladd · 2024-01-17T18:03:54+00:00

That's not a surprise at all. Every AGP is a wannabe hooker. The surprising part is he went to such lengths to try to portray himself as normal.

alladd · 2023-12-12T17:23:03+00:00

One thing is for certain though, im glad I didn't fall into a cult trying to affirm that I was doing the right thing for myself at the time.

The fucking irony my god

alladd · 2023-12-11T19:20:35+00:00

Wow a horny male teenager call the fucking news this is a page 1 story

Call me when one of these AGPs doesn't have post history in r/Linux, then I'll really be blown away.

alladd · 2023-12-05T17:01:03+00:00

Hey you better be nicer or we're transing your ass when you die

alladd · 2023-12-04T18:20:01+00:00

Aw little pooners. You aren't going to win in gay male circles. They don't need anything from you.

It's funny seeing the responses from supposed cis gay men like "I'm an ally; I'll fuck a chick" and then all the responses to that be classically female: "I'm afraid of cis gay men who say they're allies; I think they just want sex" LMAO where do you think you are, lady? Welcome to gay culture. They like sex. Even when you get what you ask for, you complain.

alladd · 2023-12-01T16:03:25+00:00

LMAO why is that photo of that stupid kid making me laugh. He looks like the "wait a minute...who ARE you?" kid

alladd · 2023-12-01T15:57:46+00:00

The variety of responses between you and LtGreenCo is why I love coming here. Lively thoughts.

alladd · 2023-11-27T21:56:07+00:00

I mean what could you even say to make this any funnier?

A bunch of failed men all agreeing that their collective inability to make any of their exes orgasm is like, totally how they know they're women too, because now the drugs they're full up on have killed their libidos. It's fucking hilarious.

The geriatric pervert at the bottom who writes like he has schizophrenia is just icing on the fucking cake. These old dudes are so clearly AGP to their core and yet the rest of the MtF community pretends they're not because it would break their ideology to admit it.

alladd · 2023-10-31T17:29:39+00:00

GQ Presents: How to Be Gay

No but really, I love the use of "doll" as a new shorthand for troons; the pure objectification really seals in the flavor of misogynist fetishism.

alladd · 2023-09-21T18:03:31+00:00

Someone should have brought a vacuum cleaner. If they're really dogs turning that shit on would have sent them all running.

alladd · 2023-09-08T18:07:10+00:00

Oh, those poor timid commenters with basic reasoning skills.

"Hey I'm not trying to offend anybody but I think this makes no sense?"

Trust your gut, buddy. Don't let peer pressure fool you: words are supposed to mean things.

alladd · 2023-08-30T20:52:10+00:00

I think professor used to mean something else. Lately it seems to mean "person with the worst take imaginable and seemingly no self-preservation instincts keeping them from voicing it"

alladd · 2023-08-30T13:48:13+00:00

Love the helpful response: "Yeah I used to get boners dressing up too, but I've had to get way more depraved to get off since then."

alladd · 2023-08-28T23:19:44+00:00

ha "in the end"

alladd · 2023-08-25T15:41:52+00:00

I was labeled a narcissist

This cuts deep

That's because you're a narcissist.

alladd · 2023-08-23T14:23:09+00:00

Whenever people pull that one I just go "well, those priests are gay, so that's technically an LGBT issue"

alladd · 2023-08-23T14:01:11+00:00

TRAs are gonna be faced with a tough decision soon.

Do they follow the footsteps of cool sexy European countries and accept the science, or do they unintentionally become (ew) proud American patriots, standing up for their freedom to auto-castrate?

alladd · 2023-08-17T11:01:39+00:00

Wait, why are there different gender classes for chess? Are the pieces heavier or something?

alladd · 2023-03-25T14:13:42+00:00

I like to mentally replace it with some other fetish like people who like to squish cakes with their butts

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