Request! by Blenos in WPDTalk

[–]abakedclown 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

oh good. Glad to help then.

75-100 car pileup in Fort Worth, TX due to icy road conditions - at least 5 dead by Saggy_Aggie in WatchPeopleDie

[–]abakedclown 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Man that semi-truck driver at 23 seconds......he probably killed the 5 people right there. Why the fuck would you be going that fast, that close to stopped traffic, when visibility isn't even that bad. You can see another trucker was pulled over just a little ways back and was almost certainly radioing everyone he could warn. The driver, if he isn't dead too, should be in jail for the rest of his life.

Request! by Blenos in WPDTalk

[–]abakedclown 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Most painless and easiest? Just put a big blanket over your head and suck on the barrel of a 12 gauge. Lesser shotgun rounds will probably still do the trick. Most rifles will do the trick, as will pistols, but the further you get away from a 12 gauge (vaporizing your brain) the more of a change there is for surviving with some sort of horrific injury. This will be instantaneous death if it works. However, I would encourage you to find some way of enjoying your remaining days alive. Whatever you're going through, you can probably pivot and create some sort of life for yourself.

Flat Earth conspiracy theorist and daredevil Mike Hughes dies in an attempt to get to space in a home built rocket by kissfan7 in WatchPeopleDie

[–]abakedclown 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

God damn dude you woulda had to have gone so much higher....what the fuck was he thinking....

Bodycam Shows Seattle Police Officers Shooting Suspect Armed With Knife by DoctorsHateHim in WatchPeopleDie

[–]abakedclown 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

What retard posts a shooting to youtube.

Man Gives in to Peer Pressure to Swim Across Lake, Drowns by Oneda in WatchPeopleDie

[–]abakedclown 14 insightful - 8 fun14 insightful - 7 fun15 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

gawd this is why we can't be on reddit.

Two white guys in Georgia, one a fomer LEO, chased down an unarmed black jogger and shot and killed him in February, video just came out, no arrests have been made by HopeThatHalps in WatchPeopleDie

[–]abakedclown 11 insightful - 3 fun11 insightful - 2 fun12 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

This is a strange story. The video shows the man running towards the people who shoot him, and being followed by a seemingly uninvolved bystander. There must have been more that occurred before this video starts that would give the proper context.

Motorcyclist killed in collision with turning car by DoctorsHateHim in WatchPeopleDie

[–]abakedclown 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This is basically the number one way to die on a motorcycle. Ya just gotta assume oncoming traffic is going to do stupid and unpredictable stuff like making an unsignaled left right in front of you. Obviously the motorcycle was speeding and that is what 99% of people will attribute this to, and rightfully so. If you're gonna drive like that, you get what's coming.

Woman Defies Safety Regulations, Goes Under Industrial Lift, Gets Crushed by Oneda in WatchPeopleDie

[–]abakedclown 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

(definitely block OP for that cancerous website) I was yelling "no" and the screen the whole time. Such a stupid way to die.

Man dies live during TV program by Troy in WatchPeopleDie

[–]abakedclown 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Seems like a relatively quick and painless way to go. Not such a pleasant way to live (overweight and out of shape, that is).

Death Captured During a Music Video Shooting by Troy in WatchPeopleDie

[–]abakedclown 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

is it just me or is everything BUT the death captured in this video?

found on my fb, today in paterson nj by coffeecobra in WatchPeopleDie

[–]abakedclown 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

thats sad those people really believe that shit. The media has us fucked up man.

Moron killed by New Years Fireworks by DoctorsHateHim in WatchPeopleDie

[–]abakedclown 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Suspect you're right. Probably didn't feel that long.

Wannabe Hero Accidentally Causes Suicidal Man to Fall by Oneda in WatchPeopleDie

[–]abakedclown 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

One of the worst attempts at saving a suicidal person I have ever seen. The man was able to get right up behind him before even being detected...if he had grabbed onto anything other than a handful of shirt, he could have easily saved him. For example, lock your arms around the person's waist and sit backwards, pulling them onto you. Alternatively, grab the beltloops of the pants with two fingers in each loop, these can generally support the full weight of a person without ripping off.

Secondly, once the person is in the hanging position, ripping their hands off is bad form...try grabbing for wrists and hopefully the person behind you (as is the case in this video) can hold onto you as well. Then, either wait for someone to reach the balcony below and execute a rescue, or if your grip is going to give out you could try to swing onto the balcony (very high risk).

Either way this dude should be up at night for the next 100 years thinking about this day and how useless of a human he is.

Budd Dwyer Pennsylvanian live suicide in front of crowd by gunshot by BigWithoutALine in WatchPeopleDie

[–]abakedclown 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

lmao call the doctor, call the police, call everybody!

Man records getting shot in the head. by KoriKori in WatchPeopleDie

[–]abakedclown 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Right? It's kinda fun being shot in the face.