Woke Marvel Eliminates The Punisher Due To "Problematic" Conservative Fan Base by EternalSunset in Comics

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Lame.

Women's spa with compulsory nudity ordered to admit trans women with penises by ZomFox in NotTheOnion

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Probably easier just to enforce a no penis policy though. At least it's gender inclusive, just ban female penises too so it's fair.

Fucking reddit by Musky in MeanwhileOnReddit

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Mm.

The silliest mistakes made by the cleverest men and women in history by ZomFox in whatever

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Mozart was obsessed with bums. The text of his 1782 canon in B-flat major translates as ‘kiss my a**e, quick, quick!’, while over ten per cent of his 400 known letters mention backsides or poo.

A man of great class 🙏🍑

Women's spa with compulsory nudity ordered to admit trans women with penises by ZomFox in NotTheOnion

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Better off closing the business before then

Syrian migrant stabs a child in its pram in front of screaming mother by ZomFox in news

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That new definition of refugee. Someone who wants to make more money and live in a nicer house while sponging off someone else's taxes with the threat of violence if denied kind of refugee.

Syrian migrant stabs a child in its pram in front of screaming mother by ZomFox in news

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Except all those times Muslims killed a bunch of people with rifles, like Charlie Hebdo, the Bataclan shooting, etc...

Saidit's all time top posts by newguy in SaidIt

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Is mine now?

Urgent warning issued to men to stop taking ‘Big Penis’ pills by ZomFox in WorldNews

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Incontinentia Buttocks!

Urgent warning issued to men to stop taking ‘Big Penis’ pills by ZomFox in WorldNews

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He had a wife you know

'I've grown my bush for six months – a fan paid me £5.5k to never shave again' by Phooey in NotTheOnion

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Literally paid to do nothing.

'Virgin birth' recorded in crocodile for 1st time ever - The American crocodile had been isolated in a reptile park enclosure for 16 years when she laid a clutch of eggs. by neolib in offbeat

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My Bearded Dragon would lay unfertilised eggies, same like birds.

The internet is unusable now by Drewski in Internet

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So true.

Urgent warning issued to men to stop taking ‘Big Penis’ pills by ZomFox in WorldNews

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Warning people that they can get black market Viagra will probably only increase sales 😂

Horrifying moment boy, 9, flies through sky in inflatable 'zorb' ball by ZomFox in whatever

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Born and bred Bri'ish 🇬🇧

Horrifying moment boy, 9, flies through sky in inflatable 'zorb' ball by ZomFox in whatever

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You've never heard of zorbing? It's really more of a balloon. Can't drown in a giant balloon.

Horrifying moment boy, 9, flies through sky in inflatable 'zorb' ball by ZomFox in whatever

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😄

Horrifying moment boy, 9, flies through sky in inflatable 'zorb' ball by ZomFox in whatever

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They has wheels! 🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂

Reddit to lay off about 5% of its workforce by Mr9to5 in MeanwhileOnReddit

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A bunch of middle aged, housebound groomer alphabet people with social issues are not a 'workforce'.

This Is Why You Should Never Wear A Metal Butt Plug In An MRI Machine by Phooey in NotTheOnion

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I knew it was one of you.

(Poll) Are there any actual women on this site? by Mcheetah in AskSaidIt

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Found one.

Happy Jason Carswell month. by LarrySwinger2 in whatever

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😄

Why are there so many Indians? by Phooey in AskSaidIt

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Horny Vishnu has many appendages.

Happy Jason Carswell month. by LarrySwinger2 in whatever

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Tell him why he's banned 😁

Happy Jason Carswell month. by LarrySwinger2 in whatever

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I never suspected you be anything less than a professional WanksWell.

Happy Jason Carswell month. by LarrySwinger2 in whatever

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Encyclopedia Fartica, page 230 under "my arse".

Happy Jason Carswell month. by LarrySwinger2 in whatever

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WanksWell

Happy Jason Carswell month. by LarrySwinger2 in whatever

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Lol. Gayson. Because it sounds like Jason but is gay.

Happy Jason Carswell month. by LarrySwinger2 in whatever

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Jason posts some of the best content here on Saidit so I can dig it.

Happy Jason Carswell month. by LarrySwinger2 in whatever

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My arse is relevant.

Happy Jason Carswell month. by LarrySwinger2 in whatever

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You should post this in 5 different subs so everyone can see it.

The super truck designed to withstand the APOCALYPSE: £130,000 vehicle has a 'barbaric' design that makes it 'impenetrable to external forces' by Phooey in whatever

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Just take my money! 💰

Raccoon capers by POOPCORN in whatever

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😄

Irish town unites in smartphone ban for young children by PanzerDivision in Europe

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If that were true, they'd have abandoned the church decades ago.

Clumps of 5,000-mile seaweed blob bring flesh-eating bacteria to Florida by POOPCORN in news

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At the rate it's going, that seaweed will consume every coast line east and west of the Atlantic on a permanent basis. It's already 10 million tonnes and growing, and it's useless as a material due to the high levels of salt, heavy metals and arsenic, it would just poison plant life and the water supply. The usual bullshit story about climate change and sewage being the cause, I'd be willing to bet it's more likely a chemical spill or some intentional human intervention that started all this in 2010/2011 and it's run amok.

Clumps of 5,000-mile seaweed blob bring flesh-eating bacteria to Florida by POOPCORN in news

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Sargassum is becoming a real bitch.

Atomic Wallet exploited, users report loss of entire portfolios by PanzerDivision in cryptocurrency

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Refering to crypto wallet balances as portfolios is gay and needs to stop.

Ireland To Slaughter 200,000 Cows…For Climate Change! by Johni1 in Entertainment

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A slaughtered cow carcass is around €3000 to buy around here, so sounds like a payoff to those who would otherwise profit from selling the cow for meat rather than the cost of just killing a cow.

Ireland To Slaughter 200,000 Cows…For Climate Change! by Johni1 in Entertainment

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Can we has free beef?

I’m a time traveller from the year 2287 and I had a question about your time period. by Adventurous_Ad6212 in AskSaidIt

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Because the alphabet people made them do it.

Inconvenient Truth: 32 Climate Predictions Proven False | Facts Matter by WoodyWoodPecker in politics

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But real climate change has never been tried.

Georgetown professor is ordered to remove two giant Transformers statues - that cost $25,000 each - from the entrance to his townhouse after two-year fight with neighbors by Phooey in censorship

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Sometimes it's not the statue that's the problem, it's the assholes who have nothing better to do than complain who are the fucking problem.

Teen hospitalised after injecting himself with mercury in attempt to become X-Men hero by ZomFox in NotTheOnion

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Don't be so naive. People will always be burned by coffee. People who are allergic to nuts will continue to accidentally eat nuts even though it says "warning, contains nuts", people will continue to walk into traffic even though it says "don't walk", and people who buy a hot drink will continue to accidentally spill it on themselves even though it says "warning, hot". Putting labels and warning signs on things doesn't stop things from happening, it absolves those who might be held liable from liability.

Japan vending machines to automatically offer free food if earthquake hits by PanzerDivision in WorldNews

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Vending machines have always given free food when you shake them 🕺

Sicko Brits pouring tea and coffee on their cornflakes branded 'deviants' by Phooey in NotTheOnion

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Still less weird those those absolute maniacs who pour orange juice on their cornflakes.

What does blue mean? by BISH in funny

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😂

Bank teller in the UK refuses £2500 cash withdrawal, threatens to call the cops on customer for the request by Drewski in finance

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Wtf

Abortion Advocates Brutally Assault Pro-Life People Outside Planned Parenthood by P-38lightning in news

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What, a owl?

Doodle by Musky in whatever

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That's why it looked familiar

Entheogenic psychedelic users exhibit higher levels psychological well-being and psychospiritual development by Phooey in whatever

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Sanity is overrated.

Abortion Advocates Brutally Assault Pro-Life People Outside Planned Parenthood by P-38lightning in news

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Calm down you absolute fanny flap 🙄

Entheogenic psychedelic users exhibit higher levels psychological well-being and psychospiritual development by Phooey in whatever

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🙏

'I mooned sports day crowd – randy men still ask for dates after seeing my bum' by Phooey in NotTheOnion

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That's how you go arse over tit.

Teen hospitalised after injecting himself with mercury in attempt to become X-Men hero by ZomFox in NotTheOnion

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Placing excessively common-sense warnings on every arbitrary task is ridiculous. It's a very American answer to something which isn't even a problem in the rest of the world. It's not stopping people from being burned, it's stopping companies being sued by customers who are incapable of existing without hurting themselves or others.

So what do you suggest next? Labelling mercury "do not inject to become Wolverine"?

Small indoor growing area by Alphix in whatever

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Nice, admittedly I am envious as there just isn't space in an apartment so just make the most of windows. Even so, my chilli plants are beginning to flower nicely and the tomatoes are nearly ready to be planted out.

Currently growing jalepenoes, yellow habeneros, Thai devils, Carolina reapers and a white ghost chilli, although some of the plants are a bit stunted in growth.

Good Morning Britain viewers gobsmacked as guest appears on live television completely naked to defend nude sunbathing by ZomFox in whatever

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😆

Russia invading Ukraine is just as morally wrong as when the US invaded Iraq by newguy in whatever

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I tend to agree with this.

Teen hospitalised after injecting himself with mercury in attempt to become X-Men hero by ZomFox in NotTheOnion

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I don't feel that we should pander to foolishness.

Teen hospitalised after injecting himself with mercury in attempt to become X-Men hero by ZomFox in NotTheOnion

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If you need to be taught that a hot drink is hot, perhaps even low skilled server work is too risky, they'd be better off in a facility for learning disabilities.

Phones that emit the most - and least - radiation by ZomFox in conspiracy

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Yes lol

Phones that emit the most - and least - radiation by ZomFox in conspiracy

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So it's a conspiracy to believe that thermal radiation in a microwave oven can harm DNA and that widely acknowledged availability of military weaponry using similar technology exists? Or perhaps you can safely put your head in said oven without coming to any harm?

Phones that emit the most - and least - radiation by ZomFox in conspiracy

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A regular microwave oven operates at around 2.7ghz, this is capable of cooking meat in a matter of minutes. The military use 5g technology as a weapon. It is incredibly naive to dismiss all non-ionising radiation as harmless.

Autistic boy dragged from his NYC home by cops for a mental evaluation after picking movie 'Heathers' for assignment and telling teacher he identified with murderous main character by Phooey in whatever

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Why is he considered a risk at all, autistic or not? Most movie characters are written to be relatable in some sense, it's what connects us to the story and keeps us involved as the story develops. It doesn't mean we are going to mimic Deadpool or any other movie characters who are up to no good. I mean, even cartoon characters blow each other up. Does that mean the kid would be highlighted as a risk should his topic of choice have been Wiley Coyote?

Teen hospitalised after injecting himself with mercury in attempt to become X-Men hero by ZomFox in NotTheOnion

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Hmm. I always assumed a hot drink would be made with boiling water, as we all do at home or at work using a kettle every single day. Common sense suggests that a hot drink would be hot, as in likely above 60 degrees Celsius but up to 90 degrees, these would obviously cause burns if spilt.

Wait...US McDonald's do refills??? Maybe that's where they've been going wrong. Never seen a refill anywhere in Europe.

Abortion Advocates Brutally Assault Pro-Life People Outside Planned Parenthood by P-38lightning in news

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Not exactly the worst idea. You could even make it a cruise with sunshine, restaurants and onboard entertainment. Why make difficult circumstances even more traumatic being subjected to dumbass protesters when you could sail off in relative comfort.

Confession by Shite_rly_sux in whatever

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I know, at that point it just became silly 🤭

Teen hospitalised after injecting himself with mercury in attempt to become X-Men hero by ZomFox in NotTheOnion

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And none of them would have been prevented by having a label on it saying 'hot'.

Paraglider rescued from tree near Poo Poo Point by Phooey in NotTheOnion

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Let's all go to Poo Poo Point on Ed's boat!

Drones in large numbers can create illusions in the sky.... by In-the-clouds in videos

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As much as I appreciate the use of the tech to create cool sky doodles, the eco nutjobs in UK keep trying to replace firework displays with drones. It reeks of disappointment and resentment.

Pet raccoon brought to Auburn Petco for nail trim tests negative for rabies (after they murdered it) by Phooey in whatever

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D:

Teen hospitalised after injecting himself with mercury in attempt to become X-Men hero by ZomFox in NotTheOnion

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It's progress at least 🤷

Abortion Advocates Brutally Assault Pro-Life People Outside Planned Parenthood by P-38lightning in news

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Huh. Imagine thinking that years of berating people, yelling abuse and harassing people outside clinics would lead to perfectly peaceful reactions.

Confession by Shite_rly_sux in whatever

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😄

Teen hospitalised after injecting himself with mercury in attempt to become X-Men hero by ZomFox in NotTheOnion

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This is why coffee cups says "warning, hot". People are retarded.

In the guys defence, adamantium is hard to come by 😄

Phones that emit the most - and least - radiation by ZomFox in conspiracy

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Back when early radio technology was released, there was also concern raised about how they might interfere with our biology.

Phones that emit the most - and least - radiation by ZomFox in conspiracy

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хороший телефон робить зеленим, як тархун