If you had a raygun, which Saidit users would you zap? by LarrySwinger2 in AskSaidIt

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Hey, now.

How do you get rid of a bad renter? by Zapped in AskSaidIt

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Dang. I've been reading some of his s/Landlords posts and comments and I like this EvilNick guy.

I just got done cleaning up all the sub spam on here! by [deleted] in SaidIt

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Awesome! Good job. I would have not have know this was even a problem except for your post here.

By the way, dick pills sound painful. I prefer oral pills, personally.

LOL! WotB is totally dominating Saidit! by [deleted] in WayOfTheBern

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He has fat fingers. He meant to type "what's y'all's opinions on naggers and kites". He hates people constantly reminding him of his shortcomings and telling him to go fly a kite. /s

u/Americanmuskrat deleted his account by gloomy_bear in whatever

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Done it before. Give him a minute.

RIP /u/wonderwoman by AXXA in whatever

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All of the fuss over u/d3rr deleting his account made him jealous of the attention he was missing out on. Or, he was starting to have second thoughts about those offers he made to u/d3rr if he came back. https://www.saidit.net/s/whatever/comments/8wgh/if_d3rr_will_come_back/

Yo, the front page is full of spam, where’s the morning admins and mods at? by [deleted] in SaidIt

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Does anyone remember Stewart from Mad TV back in the 90's? This kind of trolling reminds me of that, bless his heart.

Just wanted to say thank you /user/Panzerfaust for the cool stuff he posts regularly. by book-of-saturday in whatever

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He brings so much tech informative, non-political content. He posts so much I would think he was a bot if he didn't chime in with a few comments here and there.

NBC News gutted after deleting tweet with quote comparing Martha's Vineyard migrants to ‘trash’ by [deleted] in MediaAnalysis

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This reminds me of Kelly Osborne trying to smear Donald Trump by saying that if he deports illegal Hispanics, there will not be anyone to clean our toilets.

Back online by magnora7 in SaidIt

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I was worried that the server was in Ukraine.

Double Masking in Florida by zyxzevn in NoNewNormal

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But someone's mouth has been on those.

The masks, I mean.

How do you get rid of a bad renter? by Zapped in AskSaidIt

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Heavy is the crown.

Meanwhile on IMGUR by EternalSunset in MeanwhileOnReddit

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This reminds me of a joke.

A man confesses to his wife that he has intrusive thoughts of putting his penis in the pickle slicer at work. Every day for years. One day, he comes home early and says, "Honey, I finally did it! I put my penis in the pickle slicer". His wife says, "Oh my goodness! Well, what happened?" He says, "I got fired". She asks, "What happened with the pickle slicer?" The man answers, "Oh, she got fired, too".

Do you think 7/11 was a part time job? by sneako in AskSaidIt

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I think it was an inside job, until you have to take the trash to the dumpster.

Who is the most lukewarm, average intelligence-having person on Saidit? by IndianaJones in AskSaidIt

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16 people, but 160 user names.

These ‘Don’t Weigh Me’ Cards Are Game-Changing for Doctors Appointments by [deleted] in fatpeoplehate

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Don't weigh me, bro!

Saidit person of the year 2021 by jet199 in SaidIt

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You're so easy.

Where's the rum? by hennaojichan in 1800EATSHIT

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That's why you need to add Coca-cola. It raises the sugar content so much it brings it back around.

If you want to know why Saidit is a ghost town, look no further than /u/wonderwoman by mongre in SaidIt

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I would agree, except he does make some interesting posts. Some of his older audio posts added a lot of interesting content. I'm not going to psychoanalyze Ed other than his sense of humor doesn't translate sometimes, but I don't see his posts as drowning out the overall talk here. As other's have said, us active users should try to add more interesting content. I've seen some posts take off that I didn't think would, and I've seen some I thought were discussion worthy drift off without a comment.

I will add that I've seen some phishing going on here trying to triangulate user data, so be careful how much info you give around here.

You guys are hilarious by SmartestGuyInTheRoom in SaidIt

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Oh, this person has "contributed" to this site, just not under this username.

How do you get rid of a bad renter? by Zapped in AskSaidIt

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I didn't know about that sub. Thanks.

The magistrate is using her authority to make up her own rules. I have some phone numbers to go above her, but that's a last resort. The real estate law here says that a month-to-month lease is valid and also verbal contracts are as good as written. It clearly says in the lease that it goes month-to-month with the same rules, which includes keeping the place clean. I have done all I can to help her move but she is refusing. The law also says that I have to do repairs even if she is behind on the rent. However, if the water pipes just happen to come loose in the basement while I'm checking on the HVAC, I think I would have an excuse not to get it repaired since she's not paying rent.

Anon gets it. by christnmusicreleases in funny

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I think it's pretty clever, especially since it flips both arguments from the normal. It shows the hypocrisy some people get caught in during the rationalization process.

RIP /u/Zommy/, you were one of my favorite mfers on this website </3 by detty in whatever

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He ran out of brains to eat.

Bing AI is only creating these cartoon-y people now instead of more realistic looking images by Musky in whatever

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Body of a woman and the face of a girl. Surely this won't lead to problems. /s

Magnora7, please add more content admins. by LarrySwinger2 in SaidIt

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Then how will we learn about Joe Ricotta?

Rules for thee but not for me! by BenitoGreen99 in TumblrInAction

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A"man"da. Amanda Huggenkiss.

Sperm extractor 'faster than masturbation' made for men struggling in hospital by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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Did you see the ones lined up side-by-side with no partitions? I guess you can talk about the big game with your neighbor while you're waiting for the payoff.

Who is your personal favorite saidditor? by [deleted] in AskSaidIt

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Saiditor du jour.

JewsAreOfColor is probably the rebranded Schwarzenigga (socks) by BISH in whatever

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I don't think they left, no pun intended.

I think there is a recording by Musky in whatever

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Hey, Ping Pong In Your HooHa, I'm not your bitch. From what Musky says, you talk better conversation than you type.

SaidIt's front page has gone to shit. by JasonCarswell in SaidIt

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I think the real problem is the amount of unread mail you have.

Oprah’s ‘Magic Fountain Of Youth’ Skin Cream Is Derived From Baby Foreskin – And Pissing Off Men Who Miss Theirs by [deleted] in Beauty

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Something about using the eye cream and making people cock-eyed.

Chinese Shill Farm video of facility by magnora7 in Collusion

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It's interesting that you post a long anti-American rant on a post about Chinese shill farms.

The developing perception of the US, thanks to a cruel minority by [deleted] in politics

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Oh, socks!

Major Issue by Tarrock in politics

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Amnasty International

Heh.

ShalomEveryone is a full of shit enemy of humanity, and I ask for them to be banned for perpetually sealioning, shilling, lying, and dragging down discussions (only the last is ban-worthy by site rules). by JasonCarswell in AskSaidIt

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I think it is one person, because he's pretty consistent with his delivery. I have seen him go off message with sarcasm a few times. Maybe he had too much to drink while posting.

Saidit person of the year 2021 by jet199 in SaidIt

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d3rr for keeping the doors open.

I'm gonna be gone for 2 weeks by [deleted] in whatever

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Hol' up.

If you want to know why Saidit is a ghost town, look no further than /u/wonderwoman by mongre in SaidIt

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He has posted under several different user names, like the ones I mentioned above. He has a nice way with story telling. I think he may be a professional, but who knows.

I bet they really believe no one can tell which parent is a female without checking their genitals. by jet199 in SuperStraight

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That's called the "Crocodile Dundee" handshake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlRc_plUUBk

SaidIt Survey: Ban /u/socks and /u/ActuallyNot or keep them around? by JasonCarswell in AskSaidIt

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The problem is that the rules here can be arbitrary. I have refrained from commenting because so many have already put into words, better than me, how I feel about the matter. Is one comment calling someone a name breaking the rules? What about calling someone a name while making an argument? What about using "debate" to work users into a frenzy? I think we each have a responsibility to discriminate which comments are genuine and which are from shills or trolls; whether for fun or profit. As u/Basghetti touched on: if you can prove they are actively trying to wreck the site and shutter discussion here, then that would be an open-and-shut case for banning, in my opinion.

How I deal with users I think are bad actors or have a mental issue? I don't block them. I glance over their comments and don't give them much credence. The replies to those comments can be more insightful on how others react. Truth be told, it frustrates me sometimes how worked up you can get in those conversations. I think you waste energy you can use elsewhere. There are some pertinent quotes about arguing on this link: https://celebrateyoga.org/41-quotes-arguing-idiots/

Dio is using bot accounts to spam SaidIt by MisterQ in whatever

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So check this out......what if, stay with me here, what if, instead of the usual one person having multiple accounts, d3rr is really a team of people, all taking turns cleaning up the place. It could happen. j/k

TAM should step down as an admin and unban Jason by [deleted] in SaidIt

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Who has the power to assign another admin/moderator? I think we have to work it out if we can, or jump ship.

True story by [deleted] in memes

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Maybe it was more of a confession. AmericanMuskrat = 15 letters. 5 digits on each hand and foot. You wear 3 socks when you have a sock puppet on your hand (2 on your feet and one on your hand). 5 + 5 + 5 = 15. Alternate username confirmed.

The beatings will continue until health improves. by christnmusicreleases in politics

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I still see people leaving public bathrooms without washing their hands and I have no desire to tackle them.

Hello everyone by cqtz in Introductions

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Look at the new guy here already telling site mods what to do. JK. Good catch and welcome.