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To whom it may concern...
Zapped 9 insightful - 7 fun9 insightful - 6 fun10 insightful - 7 fun 2 months ago

Salutations u/Tigerbite,

We have not received your order of bone conduction headphones. The sales of these help keep the lights on. Please do the needful and consider purchasing a pair.

Cordially, (Not) the management.

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Judge delays ruling on whether to scrap Trump’s conviction in hush money case(newsnationnow.com)

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Teacher formerly known as Rachel Dolezal fired over OnlyFans account(newsnationnow.com)

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Actual convo with Gravi
Zapped 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun 1 month ago

A new classic.

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Andre Antunes - ELECTION MELTDOWNS GO METAL(youtube.com)

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Monkeys ‘playfully exploring’ after escaping South Carolina facility(counton2.com)

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Mexico’s Migrant Caravan Breaking up After Trump Victory Sows Uncertainty
Zapped 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun 2 months ago

Did the U.N. run out of debit cards?

/s/fungi/ - Everything about fungi
Zapped 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun 3 months ago

I nominate u/American_Muskrat. He may be the most fun guy on this site.

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TIL of a paywall workaround(self)

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I have found the perfect Saidit anthem.(youtube.com)

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Mayor Adams discusses ending migrant voucher program, working with Trump administration(abc7ny.com)

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Famous pizza place in Wisconsin issues apology after serving pizza contaminated with THC(wearegreenbay.com)

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What happened to the Kamala Harris campaign?
Zapped 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun 3 months ago

You let me down. That was a perfect set-up for a JD Vance joke.

Know any good pens?
Zapped 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun 4 months ago

It's because you're writing with an iron fist.

Meaning of Hegseth's Bronze Stars.
Zapped 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun 1 month ago

Ok. Let's take the Bronze Star out of the discussion. The guy was in a combat zone with the constant threat of being killed. One has to ask what the motivation and background of those critics are. I was told that when you buy a used car, you constantly point out flaws in the car to nickel-and-dime the price of the car down. If you can point out a lot of minor, usually meaningless/superficial flaws, it tricks the buyer into lowering the price by a large amount. I think this is what the TDS afflicted are trying to do with Trump's cabinet nominees.

This is the most Jewish shit ever
Zapped 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun 1 month ago

Dear Santa, this is Raul from Venezuela. I want a stick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuxKqybDe14

What is going on in North Carolina? Cops took a bunch of generators meant for disabled seniors
Zapped 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun 1 month ago

A corrupt Sherrif's Department, or at least a few corrupt deputies. They grabbed them and took them for their friends and family.

"Daaaaad lets go on a road trip!"
Zapped 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun 1 month ago

And the car seat is facing forwards instead of backwards.

Banned for race baiting
Zapped 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun 2 months ago

The mod saw colors, while the OP did not mention it. The mod is racist against black people for assuming that most of them are rude instead of it being the exception.

Banned for race baiting
Zapped 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun 2 months ago

Because the mod didn't want to explain around why the mod was being racist. It's like the little Johnny joke where he tells the teacher, "No, the answer is a dollar bill, but I like the way you're thinking".

Election Integrity
Zapped 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun 2 months ago

Excellent news.

Ok, Mr. Burns.

Election Integrity
Zapped 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun 2 months ago

I remember a made-for-tv biopic on Lyndon Johnson and his rival told Johnson that was so popular people were rising from the dead to vote for him. Johnson responded that the rival was so popular people kept coming back to vote again and again.

Matt Gaetz withdraws as Trump's AG nominee
Zapped 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun 2 months ago

John Oliver High School?

If they were all going to camps how many get out of internment passes would you need for frens and family?
Zapped 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun 2 months ago

"They"?

An idea for breakfast: fried egg with mushrooms ~ The mushrooms soak up the oil and compliment the flavor of egg. Remember to apply salt.
Zapped 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun 2 months ago

If you switch to quail or pigeon eggs, you could eat more.