Ugandan viagra energy drink by SundogsPlace in SundogsPlace

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"Ugandan Energy Drink sales spike in United States, Europe amid dissatisfied house-wives"

Saidit.net Canary #4 by magnora7 in SaiditCanary

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Zero?! I don't think we're doing our job right boys.

I'm sick of hearing that Canadians are "nice"! by Dr_Funkenstein in VigtesSickofThisShit

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No kidding, most of the people I meet here in my daily life are dull, self-absorbed and low energy.

When Canada takes over the world, you're ALL going to be sorry.

Memory stick found in frozen seal poo by Mnemonic in whoadude

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It ate my hand!

(Apologies if you've never seen this show - this story just reminded me of it).

Can the "funny" button function like a downvote? by StalwartJames in SaidIt

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Hmmmm

Damn you text based internet conversation, you bested an autist again. I hope you're proud of yourself!

(This is why I have a no texting rule in any relationship unless emergency :p)

Animated Lissajous curve table by magnora7 in gifs

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I don't feel so good anymore...

So what is it?

Snopes pulls out of fact-checking partnership with Facebook by useless_aether in propaganda

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See, not even fake news uses facebook anymore.

Flush the toilet on this piece of "history"

Something mysterious is blocking vehicle key fobs from working in a small Alberta town - Key fobs that suddenly won't unlock vehicles. Cars that won't start. Alarms that go off for no reason and can't be quieted. Theories abound, but no one knows why by magnora7 in whatever

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Probably built atop a Native burial ground like most of Canada.

Jokes aside - everyone knows coop has the highest prices and the lowest quality - of store, of products, of service. God only knows what it could be.

We Believe: The Best Men Can Be | Gillette (Short Film) HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT. GET. IN. HERE. by Vigte in videos

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I know, right, so disgusting!

We Believe: The Best Men Can Be | Gillette (Short Film) HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT. GET. IN. HERE. by Vigte in videos

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Gillette (the razor company) has gone FULL "man bad wamen perfec" and they are getting murdered by words all over the internet right now.

I have never cringed so fucking hard.

The comments are a gold mine - the account is even deleting comments. Videos ABOUT this video are already coming out.

The stock price has gone down (SLIGHTLY) towards the end of the day, but the trading day is closed now, expect MUCH higher losses tomorrow.

The Easter island statues have bodies by useless_aether in AlternativeHistory

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Former President George H.W. Bush Dies At 94 by r721 in news

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Why do I feel like this is the prologue to some twisted level from a Deus Ex game.

Giant Computer Screen: "I am the conciousness of the human once known as GHWBush. I am now in control of every electronic device. All your base are belong to us. Ha ha ha."