Chris Rock: How not to get your ass kicked by the police!

Trajan · 2020-07-10T06:10:11+00:00

Retaining the male voice of the character would add authenticity to this stunning and brave feature.

Trajan · 2020-07-29T06:26:40+00:00

The revolution was tenuous right from the start. There’s too much uncertainty when the average revolutionary is two missed shipments of clean underwear from mum away from capitulation.

Trajan · 2020-08-04T05:46:07+00:00

It’s weird that Swedes so quickly developed a tendency for violent crime.

Trajan · 2020-12-14T21:25:46+00:00

We are fortunate that such a privileged lady is willing to devote time to educating or destroying her inferiors.

Trajan · 2021-04-19T19:46:46+00:00

I feel there's money to be made charging for sending a form letter that states 'you are descended from Cleopatra and have lady DNA'.

Trajan · 2020-08-30T07:23:49+00:00

If defending oneself against violent paedophiles and women beaters is wrong then I don’t want to be right.

Trajan · 2020-06-30T19:40:46+00:00

Yes. /s/furry

Trajan · 2021-01-15T06:52:25+00:00

Mozilla: how can we further reduce our already dwindling market share?

Trajan · 2020-08-03T07:00:51+00:00

Where was that? The Shire?

Trajan · 2020-07-12T20:02:36+00:00

Male, female, and disabled. Disabled toilets are typically gender neutral, and a grown man thinking he’s a woman seems pretty mentally disabled to me.

Trajan · 2020-06-30T19:50:40+00:00

Who cares? Let the conspiracy cat ladies do their thing. The problems with Reddit are that censorious zealots are allowed to control default subs and admins play politics. It’d be great if any arsehole can run a sub as they see fit so long as they don’t break the law.

Trajan · 2020-12-09T21:17:33+00:00

Encourage a higher risk group to not get vaccinated. Is this a cunning plot by white suprenacists?

Trajan · 2020-09-30T19:48:57+00:00

What about people with no legs, you bigot?

Trajan · 2020-07-20T08:16:59+00:00

It sure would be useful to have a major franchise that hadn’t underperformed due to mismanagement and political virtue signalling.

Trajan · 2020-07-01T05:54:15+00:00

Lucky guess

Trajan · 2021-12-08T19:21:19+00:00

I don't see how lemon can be accused of journalism let alone a breach of journalist ethics.

Trajan · 2021-06-20T12:40:36+00:00

Thanks, /u/TheAmeliaMay. Appreciate the work you've been doing here despite the flack you were always catching.

Trajan · 2021-04-10T11:04:34+00:00

Subway is amateur grade. Every time I visit McDonalds I roll the dice on whether the milkshake machine will be in service.

#neverForget

Trajan · 2020-10-17T09:43:09+00:00

We should not judge all Muslims by this mostly peaceful beheading.

Trajan · 2020-09-24T05:47:36+00:00

CNN: Biden family employment scheme for migrant women attacked by the alt-right.

Trajan · 2020-09-09T19:50:12+00:00

It's interesting to note that Vaush is the only common factor in his statistically improbable circle of female friends who have been raped or sexually assaulted.

Trajan · 2020-08-31T06:20:11+00:00

Good to see Kotaku continuing the ‘look at me, I’m retarded’ brand of ‘journalism’ that made them such a hit.

Trajan · 2020-08-30T21:12:01+00:00

I like to pretend their comments come via a rift connecting us to a dimension in which Western women are oppressed. Their comments make much more sense given that context.

Trajan · 2020-08-30T07:34:57+00:00

While I haven’t read much of that sub, people I’ve interacted with who frequent it do not surprise. It’s like a club for narcissists, sociopaths, and the emotionally damaged cat ladies.

Trajan · 2020-08-27T11:09:08+00:00

It seems only fair that the bodies of those killed in these riots be dismembered and pieces shipped to the Democratic politicians, the media, and corporations who encourage this unrest. They earned it.

Trajan · 2020-07-25T20:35:55+00:00

My girlfriend and I had separated, but we’re stuck together renting during COVID and unable to go out. After a couple of months of that we realised how we felt, spoke more honestly than we ever had before, and we’re now planning marriage. Thanks, China!

Trajan · 2020-07-14T05:56:57+00:00

The autogynephilia is strong with them.

Trajan · 2020-07-11T22:09:41+00:00

This comes across like a serial killer saying that he may have driven inconsiderately while dumping body number 43. While a start, it’s barely beginning to address his shenanigans.

Trajan · 2020-07-05T09:27:23+00:00

We should reserve judgement until Biden decides the skin colour of the driver.

Trajan · 2020-07-05T06:37:09+00:00

A white supremacy in which a black guy can be adopted by wealthy white parents, go on to have a highly-paid sports career, receive lucrative sponsorships, and cheerfully accuse everybody of being racist. A white supremacy that twice elected a black man to its highest office. A white supremacy where you lose your job if you criticise the Marxist black supremacist movement that is currently rioting around the country.

Worst white supremacy ever.

Trajan · 2020-07-04T07:49:26+00:00

They should also switch from using white paper in the office. Even when using proud black text, the majority of the page will be dominated by whiteness. Brown text on black paper would fix racism.

Trajan · 2022-01-20T20:50:19+00:00

Driving a woman over to her boyfriend's house doesn't count?

Trajan · 2021-12-25T15:00:28+00:00

Merry Christmas!

Trajan · 2021-12-22T17:39:36+00:00

I would not leave him unattended with children.

Trajan · 2021-12-16T15:40:19+00:00

It's heart warming that people who began their lives voting Democrat for segregation get to revisit this in their twilight years.

Trajan · 2021-10-02T22:14:23+00:00

He was clearly jogging. Look at him. Would a schoolboy do anything illegal?

Trajan · 2021-10-02T06:39:50+00:00

It's hilarious that students think a walkout on their part matters. It's as impactful as the nation's unemployed deciding one morning to sleep an additional hour.

Trajan · 2020-09-25T09:39:41+00:00

You don't have to be a feminist to be a narcissist, but it sure helps.

Trajan · 2020-08-19T12:46:53+00:00

All wamen. Overwhelmingly white. All middle class.

100% diversity achieved.

Trajan · 2020-08-09T21:54:45+00:00

To me it’s among the most ridiculous dances ever conceived, like somebody retrieving a potato from their arse and answering it as if it were a phone.

Trajan · 2020-08-03T07:04:01+00:00

The percentage of American males below 5ft in height is statistically negligible. See https://www2.census.gov/library/publications/2010/compendia/statab/130ed/tables/11s0205.pdf

Either heights have dropped precipitously in the past decade or you work at the circus.

Trajan · 2020-07-31T18:08:30+00:00

Clown world is an alt-right dogwhistle used by supporters of Trump to bolster support to keep him in office so he can have ICE execute transgendered black Mexicans and then have himself elected King of the United States, with Putin as his queen.

This isn't far off what these weirdos believe.

Trajan · 2020-07-20T08:19:24+00:00

Give peas a chance.

Trajan · 2020-07-07T12:50:20+00:00

You’d never guess that the circus clown has its origins in England.

Trajan · 2020-07-06T11:03:55+00:00

Bunch of arseholes cheering on ‘protestors’ as they head out to attack the property of others, being less that happy when the protestors attack the property of their cheerleaders.

Trajan · 2020-06-22T15:32:15+00:00

They've since removed the tweet, which is a shame. The more people learn about the UN, the greater the chance we'll see the UN defunded and force the far leftists in to the unfamiliar situation of having to pay their own bills.

Trajan · 2022-02-12T22:22:28+00:00

You're not getting paid? I got dental and stock options on top of a salary.

Trajan · 2022-01-30T21:13:04+00:00

So long as paranoid schizophrenics go off their medication, the sound of Ono will live on.

Trajan · 2022-01-29T14:39:29+00:00

Yeah, it's just clumsy but mostly consensual autist degenerate sex. Still, always fun to watch them fight.

Trajan · 2022-01-15T07:07:33+00:00

There may be downsides to electing to high office a person who fucked her way into politics via then mayor Willie Brown.

Trajan · 2022-01-14T07:15:15+00:00

Yeah. This guy is has some history: https://thecritic.co.uk/did-the-anti-lockdown-razor-story-really-happen/

Apparently threw away the evidence in this case, for some reason. It makes no sense that he could have cut his hand as he did with a blade stuck flat in the centre of the poster.

Claims to have been disemboweled in an attack, resulting in him carrying his intestines down to the local hospital. Claims to have multiple personalities living inside his head (i.e. head mates). Has a history of self-harming for attention.

In short, we're supposed to believe a serial attention seeking transgender activist with very apparent mental health issues was improbably injured while removing a poster with a razor blade stuck flat on the back in the centre, and he disposed of the evidence?

Top quality journalisming there, BBC.

Trajan · 2021-12-24T21:27:51+00:00

It's interesting the later point on separating race from ethnicity. Presumably this is along same lines as the ditching sex in favour of the infinitely malleable concept of gender? Fine, I identify as an African Yemeni autistic triple-trans minor attracted person lesbian of colour. Obey me!

Trajan · 2021-12-23T19:19:38+00:00

Funny how women all of a sudden started committing sex crimes.

Trajan · 2021-12-17T20:14:51+00:00

In CNN's defence, the slogan 'the most trusted name in news' doesn't in any way suggest their employees can be trusted with children.

Trajan · 2021-12-17T07:14:30+00:00

Cats. Lots of cats in her future.

Trajan · 2021-12-14T09:04:42+00:00

Meanwhile these weirdos, and the media, collectively pop champagne corks on hearing of the first death. It doesn't matter if the guy was morbidly obese or being mauled by wild dogs. What matters is he had the omicron strain at the time of his death.

Trajan · 2021-12-10T18:33:09+00:00

I feel this should a broader admission due to his the media always seem to go against anything Trump said. I feel if Trump had spoken about the health of benefits of jogging, news sites would find a way to link jogging with white supremacy.

Trajan · 2021-11-21T07:22:31+00:00

Reading news reporting on this has been like peering into a parallel universe in which Rittenhouse donned a German socialist uniform and opened fire on protestors as they gathered in a group to cure cancer.

Trajan · 2021-11-13T14:14:06+00:00

The 3.6 release notes point to the cause. The library that deals with Twitter posts saw significant rewriting. I'm guessing they failed to properly balance the randomisation of text to make it appear less artificial. I'd be surprised if they couldn't get an NPC patch out there in a matter of days.

Also, good on Sulu for speaking up for the much maligned MAP community.

Trajan · 2021-10-25T06:41:46+00:00

There are reports that the gun had prior to the shooting been used for target shooting off-set. It seems more likely the armorer, being an apparently ditzy twink, didn't properly unload the gun. The assistant director then failed to check her work before handing the gun to Baldwin.

No need for conspiracies when there's so much incompetence on display.

Trajan · 2021-09-22T06:14:11+00:00

Day 14: the food has run out. In response we have increased production of pamphlets and poems. Comrade diaper boy fears that the lack of food will severely reduce his ability to shit himself.

We plan an expedition to Target once my bourgeois parents transfer some money to my card. In the meantime today's trial sees comrade Cinnamon Bun accused of counter revolutionary hoarding of the bucket.

Trajan · 2021-04-10T11:01:33+00:00

Yeah. It's always been hilarious to have a snowflake reel off a list of disabilities and anxiety issues, real or adopted for social cachet, then threaten to kill me. For bonus comedy they tend towards outlandish descriptions of what they'll do, as if their experience of fighting comes entirely from Hollywood and their impotent rage fantasies.

Trajan · 2021-02-24T13:28:24+00:00

It sounds like he then says ‘sanselor’ Merkel, presumably trying to say Angela or Chancellor, opting to combine the words to save time.

Trajan · 2021-02-02T12:30:46+00:00

And ‘teenager’ being 18 years of age.

‘Adult dates a controversial rock star twice her age. Controversy ensues’ would seem a better headline.

Trajan · 2021-01-09T21:53:33+00:00

A good point, but it’d be a good thing if people were to spend less time responding to notifications like they’re an animal subject in a Skinner box.

Trajan · 2020-12-19T07:09:35+00:00

Twitter looks on jealously.

Trajan · 2020-11-28T23:35:50+00:00

Weird that Swedes, after so many years of declining rape, have so recently rediscovered a passion for this type of crime along with apparently enjoying tanning.

Trajan · 2020-11-13T17:52:15+00:00

Welcome! I look forward to interesting disagreements.

Trajan · 2020-09-14T06:49:13+00:00

Yeah, because Trump is short on scrutiny? Democrats and the media have practically stalked the guy, and prominent conservatives in the media have not been shy to call him out when he’s wrong. On aggregate people are happy with his results, certainly preferring that over a demented hair sniffer and his racist authoritarian friend.

Trajan · 2020-09-09T16:44:08+00:00

And the only source of light after the torch fails is a human turd with a few matches stuck in it.

Trajan · 2020-09-05T06:44:26+00:00

Fiery but mostly peaceful.

Trajan · 2020-08-29T10:32:11+00:00

Meanwhile, GoFundMe tweeted to publicise the campaign of Anthony Huber, describing him as a 'hero'. A man who was seen on video chasing and then viciously attacking Rittenhouse with a skateboard prior to Rittenhouse shooting him in apparent self-defence. For bonus points, Hannah Gittings, the girlfriend of Huber, is running the campaign and currently has an open warrant for refusing a breathalyser test after being found drink driving. Such wonderful people! They also publicised the GoFundMe for Jacob Blake, a man seen on video assaulting police officers prior to being shot while walking away and reaching in to the car in which it is now known he had a knife.

Trajan · 2020-08-02T09:51:47+00:00

The real unpopular opinion, at least amongst traditional supremacist feminists, is that they themselves laid the groundwork for the current situation in which they find themselves in the pit in to which they cheerfully tossed males.

Social constructionism and post modernism. These are the ideological underpinnings of feminism since at least the second wave. The progressive stack also went along with the neo-Marxist transformation of oppressed/oppressor, previously based on class, in to genders. The problem with the progressive stack is that it's not so much fun when you find yourself significantly outranked, is it, cat ladies?

Of course there's plenty of denial. Go hit-up the gender critical subs to find these damaged people doing mental backflips so they can hold on to their faith post schism. They will not acknowledge feminism's ideological underpinnings and lineage, they will deny feminism's complicity in the creation of a clown world in which a man can claim to be a woman or sausage. They prefer to blame it all on a patriarchal conspiracy – as if conservatives or right-wingers would be overjoyed to see mentally troubled men getting their dicks out around young girls. As if the right figures prominently in the development of the left-wing philosophies and ideologies that drive this movement. Feminists have made their bed, and they're bigots if they won't share it with the lady penis of a man named Miranda. Good job!

Trajan · 2020-07-29T10:34:15+00:00

A free product from a company whose business model is to collect data for use in advertising is spying on me? I could not have anticipated this outcome.

Trajan · 2020-07-22T16:15:54+00:00

If something is really interesting, and particularly low-effort, you can't easily keep it to a small group. It's like any hobby or interest. Once it becomes noticed, whether you like it or not, it's pretty much game over for the die-hards. The fashion will be coopted, altered, and the sense of identity it used to have will be ruined. The lifestyle associated with the identity will be discarded, as all the larger group wants is to identify with the lifestyle either without living it or by living it in a sanitised way. Take hunting. You can go out actually hunt, or you can pay somebody to provide you a tamed animal that will be a nice easy shot taken from a comfortable and sheltered chair.

Here's a related article: https://meaningness.com/geeks-mops-sociopaths

Trajan · 2020-07-17T05:14:58+00:00

FreeBSD is infested. A while back they adopted the Geek Feminism code of conduct, which is as bad as one might imagine. It had a long list of the usual SJW lingo, such as ‘ Comments that reinforce systemic oppression ’ along with a ban on the dreaded virtual hug. They do seem to have since then reverted to something more sane, potentially because people quit and donors made it clear they would be taking their money elsewhere.

~~Not sure what it’s like there these days. I walked away after that nonsense.~~

In June of 2020 they had developers vote on the situation. See https://www.mail-archive.com/freebsd-announce@freebsd.org/msg00965.html

Only 4% favoured keeping that abomination of a code of conduct. 63% went with the LLVM code of conduct, with 33% opting for a Go-derived CoC. It's worth noting that the LLVM version includes political belief along with the identity categories. It also lacks the text stating that taking any action is at the discretion of the project. This is important because the Geek Feminism CoC, from which the FreeBSD CoC was drawn, explicitly states that they reserve the right to not act on complaints if the complainant's identity is insufficiently oppressed. Although not stated in that FreeBSD CoC, it was reasonable to assume it would matter given the use of left-wing identitarian concepts throughout the document. The Go CoC does not include political beliefs, but is still far less reeking of identity politics than the CoC FreeBSD forced through back in 2018. In short, the developers spoke and overwhelmingly rejected identity politics.

This is a far better choice and certainly less overtly based in identity politics. I'm glad they decided to let normal people have a say. The feminist CoC was shoved through to the objections of many users and developers. The FreeBSD lists became a culture wars battleground, and the admins of the Reddit sub were hammering down dissent. I'll give FreeBSD another chance, and will drop it again if there's ever a hint that they'll be instituting political purity tests for people who just want an operating system.

Edit: current situation

Trajan · 2020-07-14T06:12:52+00:00

As well as the stupidity of targeting somebody with a massive collection of guns, this is Florida. Castle doctrine there is about as good as it comes in relation to being able to shoot intruders. Worst jogging route ever.

Trajan · 2020-07-12T12:00:54+00:00

Great job in demolishing that straw man. You should tell your friends.

Trajan · 2020-06-19T08:21:42+00:00

Agreed. It’s the ‘I fucking love science’ mentality. These people like the idea of science, because popular science is cool, yet don’t understand what science is or how it works. Science is hard work and mostly disappointing. These people don’t actually like science. They like the idea of science and how appearing to like it makes them feel smart.

It’s similar to how coding became cool. It has been overrun by hangers on who think that casting is probably racist. They plague forums and projects, getting themselves clout through identity and getting low-tech roles, such as forum mods and writing wikis. They of course don’t understand what coding is, and they have no desire to learn to code, so they seek to change it to become something they can enjoy. It’s the standard SJW/hipster method of infiltration, destruction, then moving on to the next fashionable interest.

Trajan · 2022-02-16T08:38:41+00:00

Don't risk it. I took a look at that guy and he's bad news. He appears to spend much of his time visiting conventions, taking photos of ladies in costume. Each photo he lists on Tumblr is accompanied by complains about his health, mental and physical, and some e-begging.

Don't go alone. I suspect he may also possess virginity-based powers.

Trajan · 2022-02-13T07:08:59+00:00

Or we just go with biology. It's about as difficult to find a male among women as it is to discern horses from humans.

Trajan · 2022-02-11T16:21:35+00:00

Fortunately BLM's mostly peaceful summer of love produced fumes of healing when people's homes and livelihoods were torched.

Trajan · 2022-02-11T08:38:50+00:00

Now do blacks and Muslims, love. Their rates of vaccination lag the UK average. Will the next Guardian blog post title feature the phrase 'toxic Islam'? Probably not, but to remember to donate some money to these poor bloggers at the guardian.

Did you know a single donation of £50 will ensure a champion of the workers can blog safe in the knowledge they will have Prosecco that evening with their grouse.

Trajan · 2022-02-09T20:10:54+00:00

It's trendy, and the alphabet pantheon offers a range of identities that can be switched on or off as needed. You don't even need to take it up the arse or have hormones. Just dress slightly unconventionally and share your new and exciting sexual identity except where it would be personally inconvenient to not do so.

Trajan · 2022-02-08T08:37:45+00:00

It's a change to see the word used in an non-ironic way.

Trajan · 2022-02-05T22:27:10+00:00

I hear many of these monsters don't even put their pronouns in their bios.

Trajan · 2022-01-30T19:27:03+00:00

It'd be more practical to list those that didn't fund these communist bandits.

Trajan · 2022-01-22T08:01:01+00:00

Not everything needs to be a cinematic universe. Weekend at Bernie's concluded the story and doesn't need sequels or prequels.

Trajan · 2022-01-10T07:30:13+00:00

Almost as outrageous as janitors getting paid as much as they do. How much is a mop and a bucket? $20 for a good one, yet janitors earn far more than that in a single day. People should be paid whatever their work equipment cost.

Trajan · 2022-01-09T08:42:03+00:00

He comes across as being a less bumbling version of Jeremy Corbyn. The two of them seem happiest when proclaiming the people's revolution, all the while living it up in luxury with their wealthy friends. Corbyn's main flaw is he seems incapable of doing anything, even mundane daily activities, without somehow bumbling into a photo opportunity with a terrorist or somebody who wants to erase the Jews from the face of the planet.

Trajan · 2021-12-27T19:33:49+00:00

Their daughter sure knows how to pick 'em.

Trajan · 2021-12-25T06:31:14+00:00

Yes, xir.

Trajan · 2021-12-21T07:42:51+00:00

Editing a sentence to remove its final clause, adding a full stop to make it appear the sentence ended there isn't doctoring?

Trajan · 2021-12-14T09:09:28+00:00

Yeah, in my country I get adverts telling me that I can't simply walk up to women and grope them. They show these PSAs as if the people who would commit these acts would, on seeing the video, realise the error of their ways.

Trajan · 2021-12-13T08:51:35+00:00

It'll be interesting to see the story from the perspective of Ingsoc.

Trajan · 2021-12-04T12:52:15+00:00

They strike me as being the kind of family who hold family reunions in the prison exercise yard.

Trajan · 2021-12-03T07:24:46+00:00

It could just have easily been a white saviour who did it.

Trajan · 2021-11-20T08:00:34+00:00

They are hilarious! That sub is proper People's Front of Judea material.

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