Niggerfaggot Niggerfaggot by Demiurgent in whatever

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Test results: +F

You barely failed.

We Believe: The Best Men Can Be | Gillette (Short Film) HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT. GET. IN. HERE. by Vigte in videos

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Step 1: Buy a Gillette razor.
Step 2:. Cut off your dick.

JK.
I'm not writing to anyone in particular. -Just a general suggestion.

UK Plan to require ID for all online porn from April ‘to go ahead’ – with all porn sites requiring credit card details or government-issued ID by useless_aether in privacy

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1) Order a prepaid Visa card card from the Saidit store for JasonCarswell; as a gift.

2) Keep Jason Carswell's card.

3) With said card, Embark on a quest for the elusive Australian small tit.

4) Repeat step 3.

How many new shills click the "funny" button by mistake thinking it's a downvote arrow? Now *that's* funny by Demiurgent in funny

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We need a word for this. I bet the Japanese have a word for this, as they've emotionally mapped out more than most.

Enterlectual?

fb now forces its users to upload a face photo before being able to access their account by useless_aether in privacy

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Fuck Facebook. Upload a photo of Kim Jong Un.

Physicians See Spike In Patients With Virus Lasting A Month Or More by SundogsPlace in SundogsPlace

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Yep. Damn Canadian immigration, and their damn winter flu.

Everyone got their flu shot, so it should have been eradicated...

Saidit now has over 3000 registered users! by magnora7 in SaidIt

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How many illegals?!
/s

Patel Rothschild? by Vigte in MeanwhileOnReddit

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I heard that he's actually Vigte Rothschild's brother. ;-)

Ugandan viagra energy drink by SundogsPlace in SundogsPlace

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Where exactly in Vietnam are these sold...?

Asking for a friend.

Ugandan viagra energy drink by SundogsPlace in SundogsPlace

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House-wives remain dissatisfied; seeking Ugandan.

Here is a full list of all 40 currently-serving US congresspeople who have dual citizenship with Israel by magnora7 in Collusion

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As enlightened Israelis, we agree that God does not exist. However, God did promise us this land...

God has also promised us some additional land; we're still working on aquiring it... But it's ours! We promise!

Apple stock loses 7%, Apple freezes stock trading for 20 minutes under guise of "upcoming news" by magnora7 in finance

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Down 7%, huh... That doesn't sound too bad...

That's only... $64.9 BILLION DOLLARS!!!

fb now forces its users to upload a face photo before being able to access their account by useless_aether in privacy

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People should upload Fuckerberg's photo.

'No more frying!' - Groundbreaking research REVEALS 'pans' SHRINK men's joysticks - iHarare News by Vigte in Health

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Cast iron is the way to go.

Huge joysticks are strongly correlated (0.95) with cast iron cooking.

Capitalism Rules! by SometimesImFun in Communism

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You God damned loch Ness monster! You ain't getting my tree-fiddy!!!

"There’s a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people." – Bill Adama by magnora7 in quotes

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This is a myth. The police were originally formed to protect the property and power of wealthy men.

The goon squads of the late 19th century were formalized, and evolved into the police force. They still operate in much the same way. That's why black people get pulled over in nice neighborhood. Unarmed African Americans are shot in cold blood with no accountability.

A classic example of this is that video Magnora7 posted today of the police attack in France..

Notice how the cops always show up when peaceful protesters are tear gassed and beaten for demanding a better share of the economic pie. Agentt provacatuers, under cover agents, kettling, etc.

Some police are good people, but they chose a career as a glorified goon. Everything else they do is PR to make them appear to provide a public service.

That doesn't change the fact that they are Goons.

Don't let the PR fool you. The cops and the military have everything in common. One group steals. The other defends the stolen property.

Personal disclosure edit:. I'm a 3rd generation US Army veteran. My goon family had fought in WW2, Vietnam, and Iraq 2. I was raised in a goon family. Went to goon elementary, on a goon base.

I think I know something about being a goon.

"Your future self is watching..." by magnora7 in quotes

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They will be inexplicably be watching you on Facebook; through a bathroom tile mosaic.

"I'd rather be optimistic and wrong, than pessimistic and right." ~ Elon Musk by Orangutan in Futurology

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Except for AI. -Elon Musk

Welcome to Saidit.net! by magnora7 in SaidIt

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Eliminate PizzaGate?!

Pedogate is a global crisis (PizzaGate is D.C.). Everyone should have easy access to this information. I agree that it's hideous, but that's the point. The public needs to be aware of this ongoing disaster, and be able to recognize the signs.

The reason it's unpopular is all of the MSM flack. Please don't suppress information.

Australians who won’t unlock their phones could face 10 years in jail by Brainfruit_Me in technology

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Imagine how bad the prisons must be in a prison colony!?