Inattentive Person Crushed by Inattentive Driver

Stankmango · 2021-12-12T15:36:34+00:00

Hit me at 30 and there's an 80% chance I'll live. Hit me at 5 and it'll be like tumbling in a mincer.

Stankmango · 2020-12-20T08:23:30+00:00

Sorry to get back to you so late, Jason boy. I've been away from Saidit for a spell. Anyway, I just managed to squeeze Brostep_Glitchhop into the music sidebar but we will no longer be able to cram anything else due to the character limit. It seems just over 1000 is all it can take so any more suggestions will need to have a stickied post perhaps.

Stankmango · 2020-12-07T10:27:09+00:00

I'll have you know I spent a considerable effort making this title cringe.

Stankmango · 2020-12-04T17:45:10+00:00

"Yo, Slim Shady, you a basehead" "nuh-uh" "Then why's yo face red, man you wasted"

Base in the UK is amphetamine paste. Round my ways it's phet and phethead, respectively.

Stankmango · 2020-11-14T13:38:19+00:00

That's probably why he's just Dave and not Dave out with the lads every Friday night.

Stankmango · 2020-11-14T02:59:30+00:00

I think Yemen has more pressing issues than gender analysis.

Stankmango · 2020-11-09T05:23:34+00:00

This should be in /s/MusicProduction even if it's a ghoul house at the moment.

Stankmango · 2020-11-08T08:50:21+00:00

If I knew of a site like docdroid that did music links I'd be happy to because I've got a med school's worth of tunes on my PC. You could just use a youtube downloader to MP3 if you wanted.

Also, check out the Fabriclive compilation records. That's a large portion that contributes to my good taste, boy.

Stankmango · 2020-11-07T03:34:09+00:00

On it like a car bonnet, lad. This is what I like to call a lovely breakfast hangover tune.

Stankmango · 2020-11-04T23:31:06+00:00

/s/soundaemonic is a sensation. /s/ambstep is a specific genre in the same way /s/vapourwave or /s/synthwave would be different from /s/peachytang. /s/Soundaemonic allows ambstep but ambstep doesn't allow most of the shit from /s/sounddaemonic. I feel like I'm on a bloody episode now.

Stankmango · 2020-11-04T13:02:52+00:00

I think since this is lyric-based that this is as absolutely as far as we'll go with video content on this sub. Song has always been fucking banging though.

Stankmango · 2020-11-04T12:40:09+00:00

Also added this to the /s/soundaemonic sidebar -

4. Don't post music from here to /s/ambstep but it's perfectly fine to post sounds from /s/ambstep (as long as they sound demonic enough)

Is this all clear enough for the punters now, ya reckon?

Stankmango · 2020-11-04T12:01:55+00:00

Cheers for the advice, big man. I've changed it and I'd like it if you'd tell me if it's clear enough.

Stankmango · 2020-10-30T10:30:00+00:00

VPN me brudda

Stankmango · 2020-10-29T07:59:12+00:00

This is for alternative music so discussions like this should be confined to /s/whatever or some of the other discussion groups.

Stankmango · 2020-10-29T03:13:42+00:00

You're absolutely right. The rule was stated there before but I must have wallpapered over it when I was refreshing the sidebar. Apologies but it's clearly there now.

Stankmango · 2020-10-28T08:06:08+00:00

It's a classic honeyed utterance but I don't think it represents the sub too well. I was going to post Forgive or some of the Four Tet collab stuff like Ego. Still a dulcet piece that our club insists on loving too much. This must be the only Burial track I ever see posted on the site.

Stankmango · 2020-10-25T20:58:14+00:00

I think I'm the wrong guy you responded to. Nothing suggested vitriol towards the guy in my post. Merely a suggestion with him as an example.

Stankmango · 2020-10-25T14:53:53+00:00

I'd be on board with a submission limit. Although 80% of my posts are music links confined to their relative subsaidits.

Now, I'm definitely not advocating for downvotes in any way, shape or form, but I used to be a regular poster on cookdandbombd and their solution to karma was to have one positive upvote and one negative downvote every 24 hours and if you had to submit them you had to personally message the user and give them the reason why you liked/disliked their post. It was an effective system simply because people don't want to take the stand and give their reasons why. That's why a voting system only works fairly if it's not anonymous.

I'm not suggesting that but it might be one of the only ways to puncture the thickening numbness of /u/endlesssunflowers. Not that I have a problem with the dude. The Law of averages dictates that he's going to post some quality content from time to time.

Stankmango · 2020-10-23T06:07:29+00:00

I make them up (with the exception of braindance - that was actually the original name for IDM when it was first founded.) and I write a lot of poetry in a belles lettres braindead polyschematic way. That wiki link doesn't work for me but I'll edit the sidebar right now if there's some way I can get my nut around it.

Stankmango · 2020-10-23T03:06:28+00:00

They're just wordplay gimmicks. I suppose as Saidit's music sub progenitor I'm giving it an edge that Reddit doesn't and that's having a weeny bit of mystique and edge rather than having just genre titles. It may be more of a pisser to find as a newcomer but it's all listed in the /s/music sidebar anyhows.

Stankmango · 2020-10-21T19:14:29+00:00

Well, bugger my chu-chu. It was absolutely tip-top and bristol fashion when I posted it. There will be other vids out there, mang, so don't sweat it. If you notice I tend to post the 'topic' videos because I think it all looks neat and organised on the subsaid. Maybe it's a temperate tipple of OCD I'm supping on.

Stankmango · 2020-10-01T08:27:17+00:00

This whole album is absolute madness. I can't believe it's taken me such a minute to get proper into the Bucketheadland series. Never heard an album that had real jumpscares before.

Stankmango · 2020-08-30T09:57:39+00:00

Edit: sorry, just realized it said "ants" not bananas. I'll just leave this up though

Close to me. I thought it said cinnamon sauce and that's not made in the wild.

Stankmango · 2020-08-19T01:25:20+00:00

Let's just say they get time off for 'good behaviour'.

Stankmango · 2020-08-15T14:02:38+00:00

I had to look up what a 'tiger chair' was and whether it was like the sweat boxes told of the North Korean detention camps and I found this article from 2015

Stankmango · 2020-08-15T12:55:18+00:00

150 children a year? Crowley had dead junk if he was firing as little spunk as that.

Stankmango · 2020-08-10T20:56:29+00:00

Brave is the sonsy missy that sells ecstasy at lava lounges. She's too jaded from playing the field so she hides in the corner so nobody can touch her apart from her clients who are willing to put their trust in her gurning crypto-pyramid schemes.

Stankmango · 2020-08-10T14:46:46+00:00

The real question is am I the only mashed up taffy knocking about on here? Any other proper Welsh butty boys in the house?

Stankmango · 2020-08-09T15:46:26+00:00

tl;dr: the user base

This is another salient point that I think is substantive to bring forth to the teeny clubhouse round table we got going on. All of us saidheads (I hope) possess the tittle of attention to trawl through more than two paragraphs without needing a footnote summary. Not casting aspersions on you, Enza, although you're pretty gay for liking spiderman.

Stankmango · 2020-08-09T11:33:59+00:00

They used benzos and anti-convulsants on my uncle when he was admitted for poisoning.

Stankmango · 2020-08-09T09:22:16+00:00

The sweaty freshet of meme culture spilling into every thread. "You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar", "this guy fucks", "I bet you're fun at parties." and the innumerable stolen inside gags that top the actually relevant interesting points.

The second straw for me is when WPD got blacked. That's not too bad, content wise, because I know most of the sites they get it from. The final straw was cringeanarchy. I'm one of the CA migrants. Now there were no memes half a percent as funny as the ones posted there.

I was more of a lurker so I don't give as much of a shaven shit as the others getting juiced and xehandled by the petty contrarians and gangs of four.

Stankmango · 2020-07-22T14:53:20+00:00

Stoner metal, surf rock, etc. are welcome in my bushy tush/shaven haven /s/RockyAcid

Stankmango · 2020-07-13T18:37:08+00:00

Guessing around 60k. Everybody was automatically subsammed to every non-nsfw subsammy in the first few waves of migration.

Stankmango · 2020-06-22T13:23:00+00:00

Be fair. There's one Goldberg and a production company presumably named after him.

Stankmango · 2020-06-17T09:30:29+00:00

Whatever you think of the man as a figurehead in political discourse it is still imperative to watch this compilation of videos shown on the side that the official narrative is hiding from you.

Stankmango · 2020-03-29T10:47:02+00:00

You sound like an acolyte of some dark cult in an RPG.

Stankmango · 2020-03-19T10:59:27+00:00

"Where in hell are we?"

"I don't know. I was just following you."

"What? But I was following you!"

Stankmango · 2020-03-03T04:28:07+00:00

To boldly goff where no van has goffed before. I don't get it.

Stankmango · 2020-01-30T15:14:50+00:00

Interesting how he used racoons as an example.

Stankmango · 2020-01-08T01:19:24+00:00

Can I get a cameo where I'm honking on a chubby doob and finger gunning at the cameras?

Stankmango · 2019-12-23T11:47:40+00:00

7:00 "As Tory's brother..." can this get any more wacko and headsick? I bet one of Clapper Snatch Velma's slave boys turns out to be a pedo as well. Poor fucking kid has no chance.

Stankmango · 2019-12-02T07:09:21+00:00

Shiraz and zoplicone don't mix pretty.

Stankmango · 2019-11-30T17:45:00+00:00

You're on every third post, mate.

Stankmango · 2019-11-25T18:17:05+00:00

Went to set out for my highfalutin and gluten free smash hard jamboree against the patriarchy and realised the job was already done for me by my corporate pronouns.

Here's the unbanned song, tutturu. https://youtu.be/d48ZiFVz0BE

Stankmango · 2019-11-11T21:05:55+00:00

Everybody lies.

Stankmango · 2019-11-11T02:15:29+00:00

Do a wellness check on old Charlie.

Stankmango · 2019-11-07T15:01:42+00:00

Yeah, that's apparently 'my thing'.

Stankmango · 2019-10-25T20:30:26+00:00

Burgerland will fall to the colonies

Stankmango · 2019-10-25T06:05:05+00:00

I'm sorry but less than a minute in and he already confirms these guys' points a thousand times over.

Stankmango · 2019-10-24T00:21:43+00:00

I'm more than willing to swap a trawler load of Tetleys Earl Grey for black tar, matey skip.

Stankmango · 2019-10-22T00:46:08+00:00

This song is a tribute to my gramp that passed the other night. RIP Judge. https://imgur.com/a/wOabM8g

Stankmango · 2019-10-19T13:52:31+00:00

I always use it but then again I mostly use saidit on mobile and find the searchbar a bit finicky at times.

Stankmango · 2019-10-18T19:06:53+00:00

Get to absolute fuck, Boris, you orotund head thonged billy boy snatch packet.

Stankmango · 2019-10-12T13:58:37+00:00

If you're banned from space then does that make you too big or too small for it?

Stankmango · 2019-10-09T23:15:03+00:00

Hawaii doesn't fucking matter to me, mate.

Stankmango · 2019-10-09T14:29:20+00:00

Said who? It's clearly available on my end.

Stankmango · 2019-10-07T14:11:59+00:00

Plenty of stories of cushy middle class nuclear families that have had their well meaning pit pup chew their younger's face off. It's probably true that the stats are muddied a little by the types of owners but it's definitely true that some breeds have convergent evolved dispositions. Centuries of engineering traits will do that.

Stankmango · 2019-10-06T21:52:24+00:00

Sword & Scale did a good episode on him if I remember rightly. Proper dark narcissistic case.

Stankmango · 2019-10-01T14:36:42+00:00

Bit unfair to pin all the blame on the wheelbarrow.

Stankmango · 2019-08-17T23:20:22+00:00

https://youtu.be/NAQy8v0d_qo

Pack 'a piece' to keep 'the peace'

Stankmango · 2019-08-01T09:22:37+00:00

I thought this was a joke at first about how detached we are from the physical world.

Stankmango · 2019-08-01T09:17:59+00:00

I met Lucifer at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth and very funny.

Stankmango · 2019-07-26T19:47:42+00:00

A mad one, boyo.

Stankmango · 2019-07-17T09:04:06+00:00

May have something to do with this - https://news.am/eng/news/524349.html

Fingers crossed that there will be more momentous progress from Drump. I know he's a laughable figure but he's done more than any president to help cement good relations with the Kim regime.

Stankmango · 2019-07-05T20:16:26+00:00

Cowards (with Tim Key)

Stankmango · 2019-07-05T20:15:54+00:00

Mate, do you want to take this outside or what?

Stankmango · 2019-07-05T18:46:16+00:00

Sawboss likes Katie Kunting Hippityhopkins? My heart bleeds for you.

Americans have no idea how despised she is kingdom side. She's the female Piers Morgan, and yes I admit that I only flicked through a teeny bit of your suggested links but I know enough about her from her columns to realise she's a poisonous element that just likes inflammatory press.

Stankmango · 2019-07-04T19:06:58+00:00

I've definitely noticed it. I can't access anything on the app. It just has a red bar notification saying the site is down.

Stankmango · 2019-06-17T13:17:04+00:00

Saidit is the last bastion of the Amalekites that fled the vote tuning, ad pushing, shit posting mega complex of the goyim media.

The Jewish head of state analogy probably falls flat because nobody wants to touch it with oven gloves but I just like saying 'goyim'.

How odd of God to Choose the Jews. Not so odd of God, the goyim annoyim.

Stankmango · 2019-06-05T22:21:00+00:00

13:20 Best Rudekid beat. Kama merked it. P Money did it and Ghetts very nearly did it but that run kills.

Stankmango · 2019-06-03T19:45:18+00:00

mate, I posted this a couple of days ago. I think.

Stankmango · 2019-06-03T03:11:25+00:00

occasionally spanking my monkey and you can guess my thoughts when doing so

You're thunking of big burly builders holding you down and giving you the prostate treatment. Right, Snowball?

Stankmango · 2019-05-29T10:08:05+00:00

Did he have diabetes?

Stankmango · 2019-05-28T22:07:06+00:00

Just don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Stankmango · 2019-05-26T18:34:35+00:00

We're on the same torn bloodied page, mate.

Stankmango · 2019-05-25T22:19:23+00:00

A Proper Buhari Beat

Stankmango · 2019-05-25T16:54:15+00:00

Turns out the Kalegi plan is really just a go green program.

Stankmango · 2019-05-25T04:14:26+00:00

Who's been battering John Goodman about?

Stankmango · 2019-05-24T03:42:10+00:00

The argument about the content being darker on lesser known and uncontrolled sites shouldn't even be the core point. Imagine the beefy amount of malware and phishing scams galore.

Another point that isn't really being addressed is how the UK is cracking down on the online pharmacies big time. At the beginning of April they made Gabapentin and Pregabalin controlled substances. I'm prescribed them and because I'm not on repeat I have to meet with my GP each time. When I know one of us will be away a while I order a pack online. We'll start clocking a rise in withdrawal-related deaths soon enough.

Watch this space but I reckon within the year they'll control codeine. They'll start with dihydrocodeine tartrate and then over time get rid of Phosphate by dosage until the only available medicine is 8/500mg, or even just paracetamol. I don't want to get political in this because I'm having a tanked seal of a time but I pray for a Lib Dem government to completely reform the drug and privacy policies in this anomic shitbrained dystopia.

Stankmango · 2019-05-23T23:07:40+00:00

This is the academic paper that ostensibly had a support group for readers that were too frightened by its contents, according to Vice.

Here's Bendell's channel - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szaUHWlOGhY

I was actually originally going to post this article until I remembered that I never got round to finishing Bendell's piece. Should make for light and go-lucky skimming for most of us anyway.

Stankmango · 2019-05-23T17:54:41+00:00

Some sites are running the news from another angle.

Stankmango · 2019-05-23T16:53:21+00:00

https://files.catbox.moe/f7lclb.webm

Stankmango · 2019-05-23T16:53:04+00:00

https://files.catbox.moe/f7lclb.webm

How about now?

Stankmango · 2019-05-22T21:54:00+00:00

No porno anymoro. I used a downloader that redirects the host.

Stankmango · 2019-05-22T17:40:16+00:00

Yeah, it is that one but the angle is much better in my link. It's shot from a stable point of view directly from the CCTV.

Stankmango · 2019-05-22T03:48:31+00:00

You can ingest any drug and they will still have the same physiological effects. You'll still get a vasoconstricted walnut potdunker and dilated pupils and look like a sweat-sodden alien if you took MDMA but there will be zero change in brain chemistry, so serotoninergic and dopaminergic reuptake inhibitors are virtually inoperable with substances. You'll be like a base human android that can only attain gratification from natural responses, like a weirdo. You can still drink tea but it'll need to be low enough in caffeine so as to constitute a super weak cuppa.

You can still use all of the same platforms but music will be muted wherever there is music. At least you get the small pleasure of bobbing those dogshit wobble crank intros on most tutorial vids.

Stankmango · 2019-05-22T01:39:56+00:00

The least ineffectual way to respond to the third-rate bromide "If you've got nothing to hide then you've got nothing to fear" is equating digital privacy with freedom of speech by barking back "If you've got nothing to say then you shouldn't care" and that tends to only cement their vapid hokey wall between mottos and discourse.

It's like how every time I'm at a pub for a couple of swift shorts and the inevitable warm pull out Britannicancel tilt sidles up, you get the same fresh 60 somethings dribble a platitude like "This used to be Great Britain. It's not great anymore." with their curdled lip rictus, as if they think that's won the argument.

Getting drunk at home is so much more rewarding now. I get to sit in just my boxers anyhow.

Stankmango · 2019-05-19T06:57:37+00:00

I just imagine May crawling on her osseous boghatch like a dog with worms and being like this

Stankmango · 2019-05-19T06:17:01+00:00

No.

Yes.

Perhaps.

O!

Eye.

I.

Hi!

Y?

No.

Hail! all you spavined, gelded, hamstrung horses!

Ye shall surpass the planets in their courses.

How? Not by speed, nor strength, nor power to stay,

But by the silence that succeeds the Neigh!

Stankmango · 2019-05-18T02:02:39+00:00

Got hydros and tizzies and lots of pissy white cider. It's going to be one big hole in the dirt starting from yesterday.

Stankmango · 2019-05-18T00:42:53+00:00

Well, 68 shivs can't be wrong.

Stankmango · 2019-05-17T23:15:31+00:00

Oh snap. I'll have to delete it then.

Stankmango · 2019-05-17T20:55:13+00:00

Christ on a periwinkle. That's great.

Stankmango · 2019-05-17T20:03:52+00:00

Not that I know what the dick your sub is all about, what's wrong with the IRC channels on Saidit?

Stankmango · 2019-05-17T16:32:39+00:00

Never heard of Parquet Courts but that was a hell of a ride. Cheers for sharing that one. Have you ever heard of Idles? I think you'd dig it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GK0IoBb-nhM

Stankmango · 2019-05-16T20:37:01+00:00

That requires me having to think ahead of time instead of gradually strengthening my slurry like a ballboy chasing a shit stream.

Stankmango · 2019-05-16T20:31:30+00:00

https://saidit.net/s/CultureShank/

Tamer than a lion's mane but harder than a chiseled prison cock.

Stankmango · 2019-05-15T19:53:01+00:00

Avocados of violence.

Stankmango · 2019-05-15T18:21:59+00:00

If we're going to punctuate our obvious sarcasm with that beetling proverbial mark can't we at least start doing /r instead, just to spite Reddit and restore a modicum of balance in this heat?

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