The 'No Particular Reason' Deaths are the Best

Stankmango · 2020-12-07T10:27:09+00:00

I'll have you know I spent a considerable effort making this title cringe.

Stankmango · 2019-05-15T19:53:01+00:00

Avocados of violence.

Stankmango · 2019-06-03T03:11:25+00:00

occasionally spanking my monkey and you can guess my thoughts when doing so

You're thunking of big burly builders holding you down and giving you the prostate treatment. Right, Snowball?

Stankmango · 2019-10-01T14:36:42+00:00

Bit unfair to pin all the blame on the wheelbarrow.

Stankmango · 2019-04-28T23:14:53+00:00

My gramp's top shelf maxim. His second blunderbuster is "If we came from monkeys then how come there are monkeys around today?" Always a classic.

Stankmango · 2019-04-25T21:29:50+00:00

What a cock of scud crack. This is like the fall of Rome but with barely maintained sanitation and double the hubris.

Stankmango · 2020-10-25T14:53:53+00:00

I'd be on board with a submission limit. Although 80% of my posts are music links confined to their relative subsaidits.

Now, I'm definitely not advocating for downvotes in any way, shape or form, but I used to be a regular poster on cookdandbombd and their solution to karma was to have one positive upvote and one negative downvote every 24 hours and if you had to submit them you had to personally message the user and give them the reason why you liked/disliked their post. It was an effective system simply because people don't want to take the stand and give their reasons why. That's why a voting system only works fairly if it's not anonymous.

I'm not suggesting that but it might be one of the only ways to puncture the thickening numbness of /u/endlesssunflowers. Not that I have a problem with the dude. The Law of averages dictates that he's going to post some quality content from time to time.

Stankmango · 2020-01-08T01:19:24+00:00

Can I get a cameo where I'm honking on a chubby doob and finger gunning at the cameras?

Stankmango · 2019-05-25T04:14:26+00:00

Who's been battering John Goodman about?

Stankmango · 2020-11-14T13:38:19+00:00

That's probably why he's just Dave and not Dave out with the lads every Friday night.

Stankmango · 2019-11-11T02:15:29+00:00

Do a wellness check on old Charlie.

Stankmango · 2019-05-18T00:42:53+00:00

Well, 68 shivs can't be wrong.

Stankmango · 2019-05-15T18:21:59+00:00

If we're going to punctuate our obvious sarcasm with that beetling proverbial mark can't we at least start doing /r instead, just to spite Reddit and restore a modicum of balance in this heat?

Stankmango · 2019-05-07T21:30:00+00:00

I had a lucid dream last night where I picked up a packet of codeine and noticed the barcode was horizontal. Suddenly I realized I was in a dream and I called on a line of models to test-fuck. Human fleshlights. I felt like God in Crowley terms.

Stankmango · 2019-05-07T21:17:24+00:00

Loli? Fucking pedo lolocaust denial

Stankmango · 2019-05-07T21:04:59+00:00

Having an assembly line of human bot backsnatches for me to toptip critique.

Stankmango · 2019-04-25T21:46:37+00:00

I want to take a moment to thank Adolf for his diplomatic relations.

Stankmango · 2019-04-25T18:26:03+00:00

"There is no way he could have anticipated the conclusion that followed."

It was either bleed to very nearly dead or very certainly actually dead. What other multinarrative denouements would be in store for our hero?

Stankmango · 2019-04-25T17:43:40+00:00

Ill show up to ur nans house cheeky cunt

Stankmango · 2020-11-14T02:59:30+00:00

I think Yemen has more pressing issues than gender analysis.

Stankmango · 2020-11-07T03:34:09+00:00

On it like a car bonnet, lad. This is what I like to call a lovely breakfast hangover tune.

Stankmango · 2020-08-30T09:57:39+00:00

Edit: sorry, just realized it said "ants" not bananas. I'll just leave this up though

Close to me. I thought it said cinnamon sauce and that's not made in the wild.

Stankmango · 2020-03-19T10:59:27+00:00

"Where in hell are we?"

"I don't know. I was just following you."

"What? But I was following you!"

Stankmango · 2019-11-30T17:45:00+00:00

You're on every third post, mate.

Stankmango · 2019-10-25T20:30:26+00:00

Burgerland will fall to the colonies

Stankmango · 2019-10-24T00:21:43+00:00

I'm more than willing to swap a trawler load of Tetleys Earl Grey for black tar, matey skip.

Stankmango · 2019-10-12T13:58:37+00:00

If you're banned from space then does that make you too big or too small for it?

Stankmango · 2019-08-17T23:20:22+00:00

https://youtu.be/NAQy8v0d_qo

Pack 'a piece' to keep 'the peace'

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