When you're fapping to the thirst-trap vertical shit-videos on youtube, and right as you're at the point of no return, the cat starts hawking up a furball over the carpet, and you gotta race over and pick her up to set on the hard floor, and both the puke and jizz blast all over the carpet, and you have more than just post-nut clean-up to contend with. Also the cat hates you for a while, because you startled it by running over to pick it up. Then you realize your blinds were open, and your neighbor saw almost the whole thing, and thinks you were molesting the cat. You tell the police that's impossible, because you only molest the cat in the basement, and there's no windows down there for your neighbor to peer into. In jail, they figure out what you are in for, and all take their turns filling your rectum with man-chowder.